74. Cebok (Or timba, or gayung)

'here u go sir, enjoy your stay'
the girl at the counter handing me the key card.
'Jom' three of us cant wait to go to our room,
not because it was the Grand Blue Wave which is
a 5 star hotel and none of the ladies with me ever
stepped in one, we're just simply tired.

After one whole day of opening and sealing carton
weigh about 5kg, letting kak shikin and kak maz
do their inspection for about 200 carton.
I just cant stand up anymore.
'ni kunci bilik kak shikin ngan kak maz, jangan bagi hilang naa,'
' laaa kunci macam mana ni, pakai cucuk kad saja ka?'
'tak pa.. nanti saya tunjuk bagi naa'

The job that we've done the whole day took my smile away.
My knees was just killing me. Kerusii!! kerusii!! kerusi!!
I went to their room first. SHowing them how to use the lock.
'okeh macam tu lah nak bukak kunci ni, nak lock balik tak yah,
pasai dia lock sendiri.jangan duk keluaq lepaih tu terkunci dari luaq dah la naa'
a simple briefing on the lock right after the light,
the tv ,the hotel shampoo is free.
Yes, it might sound simple to u pocketeers, but for those
who never set foot on 5 star hotel, they just dont know,
and i just dont wanna answer my door to two confused
late 30 kakak who says 'kami tak buleh masuk bilik!'
when i'm sound asleep.

'okeh, mandi dan satgi saya mai sini balik, kita pi makan'
and off they went into their room leaving me dragging my leg,
walking with my hand to my room like a ghost or a zombie u
often see in the movie.
(Ok, i was not that tired but u know what i mean)
after my hot shower and a little bit of medication
i went back to kak shikin's room.
They appeared at the door as soon as i ring the bell,
must have been waiting right behind the door,
came out all glitter and shiny, smell of the hotel shampoo lingers,
'okeh, lets go.. amboi depaa.. mandi dah?'
'umph mandi dah, pocket mandi dak?'
'oooiiihhh.. mandi laaa... dok pakai cebok cebushcebush tak ingat dunia, maklumlah..ayaq free'
i joked.
'ni pocket, kak kin nak tanya sikit, mana dapat cebok? kena talipon urusetia ka?'
'lah.. kak mandi lagu mana tadi? shower tak dak ka?'
'duk nampak shower tapi ayaq tak keluaq kut situ kami tahan la ayaq dalam kolah tu, tak dak cebok jadi kami mandi pakai gelaih yg depa bungkuih tuu la. nak cedok lagu mana lagi?
innocently replied.

tte pocketeers... jangan gelak!!
kesian kat kak kin, i was laughing inside.
Kesian kat kak kin, sorry i forgot the shower.
kesian kat kak kin, i'm telling pocketeers this story
kesian kat kak kin, cant blame her, she dont know
What about u pocketeers? Any first time experience?