234. DiAgliTrus

There was this movie Kaserin haigel
and jerad batler as the main actor dat
i tot was too sexy for young blogger
like Chaa to watch without parental
guidance.
(As if she's that young)
a hillarious movie perfect for those
sunday night time-wasting-movie
session. It was suppose to be about
we who are always afraid on how ugly
the truth is in relationship,
as we always prefer to look away to
a better answer.
a better excuse.
but in the end the conclusion was
love is never like math where 1+1 is 2
but more like sastera, where u might l
ike this poem, but i dont.

we always talk about how men are a Mr-fix-it that dont listen
and girls are always a listener who dont do anything.
Like my comment in IntanIzani previously about the toll gate girl...
and the same goes to Zara about the teacher who nag at her
in her post Palat.
there i was proposing a solution but i failed to listened.
Oh i listened alright, after i've understand the problem..
the next thing comes to mind would be 'what to do about it?'

well anyway, in dat movie, according to jerat batler,
men are simple and very appearance base minded.
So for girls to get men out there,
let it be for hubby stock, BF stock even for chicken stock,
LP Lum mentioned this in her post : StocKs sukA-suKa atAu StockS isTeri..
...improve your appearance.
How i think otherwise. Please let it be otherwise...

To make my point worth discussing,
let me spoil u the details. those who havent watch it yet,
here is the spoiler, proceed with full caution...
jerat and kaserin danced passionately and the luv god cupid
shot both of them with his notty luv arrow.The arrow stuck
on the left eyebrow letting an awkward feeling in the elevator
while going up to their separate rooms.
(They're suppose to be boss and worker so..)
But the hormon just couldnt be kept under the lid so they kissed.
instead of heading to the same room, they went on their separate
room hoping to re think about a relationship that may bond.
Jerat then went after to see kaserin, to pour his heart out to her.
Telling her 'i think i love u and please be mine' maybe...
(Terkulat kulaaaat, macam budak nak gi jumpa cikgu besar heheheh)
but she was with her Macho dentist BF,
a cat person macho who also owns a convertible.

kaserin came out leaving her BF in the room to talk to Jerat,
kaserin was facing jerat.. didnt tell him nothing, giving the look
hoping him to tell her to ditch the BF,
hoping him to men up and tell her that he wanted her.
But he didnt. Well i guess most guys wont...

do u girls would actually thought we men would say
'ask him to go away and come to my room instead tonite'
what if u are actually loving the BF?
what if the passion and love that i thought happened
just now was fake and momentarily kinda thing?
(Pocket memang selalu perah-santan so... macam kena slalu dah)
asking u to leave your BF and seeing u regret it the next day?
or asking u to leave him and get a slap right after.
i wont risk the relationship that we had until today.
Even if its just talking and no touching. But i luv it.
And by saying such thing may ruin everything...

so what do u think pocketeers..
do u really want us to men-up and lead the way?
Regardless of what may happen?
Previous posting 59. GonePocketGone was also related :D

233. Maaf yer pocketeers,

Pertamanya pocket nak kena mintak mahap,
mintak mahap kerana sebagai manusia pocket tak lari
dari kesilapan, tapi kesilapan ni besaaaaaaar punya!!
(Sambil mengangkat ikan tenggiri)
Pocket selama ni dok follow satu blog ni n dok ingat blog
itulah blog CikQemm, Pocket tak pernah pun gi blog
CikQemm dari link nama nyer kat komen area tu,
entah kenapa..
since pocket dah ada link kat tepi tu,
so pocket ikut jer la kan...actually silap!!
it was someone elses!!

n on the 6thNov'09 CikQemm menang pertandingan 111111 ari tu,
bagus lah, since pembaca pocket yang dikenali yg menang,
rasa happy lah kan, kalau mamat dari US mana nuu ha, dok tak dok
mai blog kita tekejut tegempaq tau kata dia menang,
dia nak claim jgak jgak... pocket memang bebetul nyer kasi
ketip kuku lah kalau gitu>:D
Anyway.. she deserved it.
(Pertandingan baru kat tepi tuuuu!! sila check(^0^)m
so pocket pun mintak lah alamat n antar la adiah nyer kat dia.
Dok check la jgak blog yg dok ingat blog dia.
Tak sampai lagi ker? kalau sampai mesti dia buat post tentang
adiah tu kan... hummm, risau jgak. Takut Pos Malaysia
menggagalkan pocket.
dok check...
dok check...
memang la tak dak kan...
dah tu silap blog damonnggg!!! aho!! kono hanakuso oyaji!!
(Cik AyaqMasak yg mengerti bahasa juppung sila translate)

n in the last post 231. Lempeng Lempang Kelempung
CikQemm commented:
n this time i've checked from the commentator link.
n i've realized that i was wrong.
all along!! ooi!!! She did the posting about the hadiah on the
Nov'18th 2009
sila check untuk kesahihan:)
so today nak mintak mahap la sangat kat CikQemm kerana
memollow anda di blog yg lain.. hahahahah
(Tak nama pollow tu)
N pocket janji akan buat log untuk nama betul n nama blog
pocketeers sekalian supaya tidak silap lg...

kena stalking balik nih :D

so that i can address u better and so that i wont be mistakenly
following my dearest pocketeers in someone elses blog..
hahahahahahah

malunya... (_ _;

232. Slap! pangggg!!!

pocketeers,
my past post : 231. Lempang Lempeng Kelempung
was told differently from what really happened.
well yes there was someone who got slap from
poking someone else in the stomach.
Its just that it was not me...
Somebody told me that i should come clean to prevent
future misunderstanding should i accidentally refers
this story after. And to clear the misguided perception
the reader may have on pocket the all so innocent guy
who got slap. as if i am that innocent:D No.. i'm not

it is just not the same as the story i've told.
i was hoping to see how u react to the whole story.
A bit unfair to you guys of course for twisting
the words as such. But it is for a good reason and let me tell u why.
(Kalau tulis untuk report polis ni dah kena punggai dah kan^^)
I thought by telling the story as if i was the one
getting the slap would change your perception in the
whole story, i was fishing for your sympathy.
but i did make it a point that the person who got
the punishment was well punished for his crime.
Poking people when he shouldnt have.
Continue poking people when he was warned.

Clearly i have failed to do so with Hope, CikQemm,
sha, amy, ayaq masak, lieya, Kujie, and Lp Lum.
Or atleast they were the pocketeers that mentioned
my wrong doing of poking people too much heheh,
i guess they are those who know what are the message
i'm delivering. That i was wrong.. but in this case,
the guy who got slap was wrong...
ok now i mixed everything up.

Ok!! i was the one slapping, and farid was the one
from production poking me. there i've said it.
I was wrong for slapping him but u got my point right?
he was poking me when i was doing my job!!
what else can a guy do to make a point.

when u are being bullied,
Bullied here are referring to everything from the
movie from Afdlin SHauki to the act of letting
someone else pay for the food u just had with.
Even to the act of hassan's brother in Sergeant hassan...
'aku buang buku kau!'
'aku amik balik'
'aku buang songkok kau'
'aku amik balik' gitu gitu.
when u are being bullied,
what do u do to make a point?
after u've told them or give them a hint
that u hate their act of using your sabun too much,
(Sabun cuci baju pun nak kongsi ker?)
after u've told him for the 52nd time...
do tell me if u ever wanna use my leather
shoes laaa!! dont just take take...(Melayunyer english)

Maybe a slap would make it clear...

231. Lempang Lempeng Kelempung

a post with a title just like what MsCheryna Pirez kept on doing
at her blog recently, menu just like those in Cafe World.

'OOOiiiii!! hang check lagu mana ni,
awat dok mai lagi barang shining nii!?
check ngan mata ka idung wei!!?'Pocket was shouting
cause somebody else just shouted at him for letting
defective part gone into the production line.

now people, this metaphor of saying..
'hang ni check ngan hidung kot!!'
is actually saying 'hang ni anjing kot'
because dogs are a being that searches using
its smelling ability.
Quite harsh dont u think?

'sat sat Pocket, bagi aku check .. '
the guy who checked the part before was confirming
whether it is a valid reject or not.
Farid is a guy who joke alot, well he is also a friend
so that explained why both of us joke alot.
'haa tengok la, hang pusing pi la berapa kali pon,
tegha tu jugak.. shaining jugak... check lagu mana hang nih?'
half jokingly provoked. he didnt answered.
Yes we have a supplier customer relation,
when it comes to work, i keep my straight face
and do what i have to do.
keeping the pressure cooker hot.

since he was not answering, so i poke him on his stomach,
Poke! poke! poke!
he have those after married belly, the soft and bouncy
kinda flesh. the wife must be cooking him delicious meals.
'wei, sat la pocket.. aku nak konpom nii' chuckling smiling bitterly.
'nak kompom apa lagi, teghang dah..' n i poke him again,
Poke! Poke! Poke! 'wei.. jangan la wei, buat keja buleh dak?'
he is irritated with me poking.the smile faded
'elleeeh, buat keja konon, kalau hang buat keja benda shining macam
ni tak mai la, buat keja konon' and i poke him again.
Poke! Poke! Poke!
If there is a sound everytime i poke,
it'll be toing! toing! toing!!

'Wei wan, jangan la macam ni, jangan cucuk aku buleh dak,
aku tak suka la...serious nii.' it seems like he is nearing his edge,
i luv it like this, let him suffer, it is clear its his
problem and he is to be blame.

but i poke him anyway, poke! poke! poke!
'serious konon, pi mampuih la hang,
kalau hang serious buat keja, tak dak la...'
Paaannggg!!!
kena sedas kat pipi,cheh!! tak guna betul,
farid lempang pocket? buleh ka?
tak la sakit sangat, bunyi jer lebih,
tp malunyaaa!! dia yang buat salah,
Dia yang inspection tak betul,
pocket yang kena lempang?
adil ker?

Cheh!!bukan ada ka law about physical contact?
chilanat btul...