125. Eating Pocket

As if eating habit,
I know for a fact that all of u pocketeers are well
verse in international food. At least u've went to
eat Japanese, Indian, Chinese and even Mexican.
How do u eat anyway?
(Blogging have been soo personal that I wanna know how
do u guys eat. weird? yes I know)

Chinese?
I have, whenever I go to singapore for audit, the food
will definitely be chinese seafood. Where the food
be served in big plates and everyone on the table
'kepit' in.. heheh... of course I'm the guest of honor
so the best part of the dishes will be served to me
first and then everyone 'kepit' in. Am not bragging but
I envy them who kepit the food like a race...
Who can 'kepit' the most udang win heheheh...
The garnishing will be on the main plate,
decorated nicely with chilli cut into flower shape.
people kepit one dishes after another. Besh jer tgk
orang makan meriahnya... heheh

Indian?
The restaurant Chennai near the RFC in Sungai Petani.
where they serve great briyani and also nasi daun pisang.
where u top up the nasi for free with the house curry.
no decoration,
no garnishing,
just flat on the table.
right hand shoveling the food in.
food mixed on the daun pisang.
Finger touching the food with curry mixed together.
'dey aneee, dhal lagi!!'

Malay? nutting to add ere, most of us are,
yang kaya sikit tu makanan dihidang atas meja,
sayur and telur goreng. ayam goreng angkat
sorang seketul dan letak sebelah pinggan.
Yang miskin tu amik jer dari periuk, makan jer sesama.(Tepi tangga)
Cubit ayam dari main plate dan makan reramai.
korang amik sambal ngan sudu ker ngan tangan?
ikan dulu, then sayur, then ikan with sambal,
selang seli ngan nasi:) cepat ker lamat tu, selera anda.

the thing is, I've heard this rediculous supersticious that say
Man way of eating is the same as the way he 'eat'
'Eat' here is referring to physical intercourse between
different sexes for pleasure purpose or for reproduction.
Interesting? but then how do u make up your conclusion?

I have a friend who will eat one lauk at a time,
move on to the next lauk after the first one finished.
How do u conclude that?

Hummmm, pernah tengok orang yang koyak lauk,
susun diatas camca kemas kemas dan suap. hummm.
How do u conclude that?

What about..
makan laju laju,
makan lamat lamat, (Kunyah 40 kali is said to be sunnah rasul)
makan tak ikut urutan, kejap ayam kejap sayur,
makan ikut sangat urutan, abiskan ayam then abiskan sayur,
makan ngan tangan,
makan ngan chopstick!! kepit kepit kepit!! heheh:)

How do u conclude those with how one's 'eat'?
Ever heard of this supersticious pocketeers?
How true it is, I may never know. do u?