Memancing Ikan Bulan

Ikan Bulan adalah sejenis ikan air
payau yang kononnya banyak tulang,
sedap buat laksa.. pasal kalau goreng
gitu jer tak sedap katanya..
buleh idup di tempat yang lebih kurang
jer airnya dan yang paling besh ...
syok untuk dipanching,

Yes pocketeers,
ini bukan post yang selalu pocket tulis,
ini hanya lah post ngacuman hati,
nota untuk diri sendiri,
cerita pedoman dan teladan.
Peringatan untuk yang terkorban.

Pocket memang tahu di situ ada
ikan bulan, pocket lalu, dan dia
memang selalu ada.. menayang.
Katanya kalau nak kenal ikan bulan
adalah dari cara dia amik udara...
dan kalau ada dia,
memang dia amik udara...
macam bagi tahu kat kamu
pemanching tegar...
'adooo lagi ni haaaaa'

Kalau Ikan Bulan ni amik udara,
most of the time dia menayang...
ditunjukkan ekornya sikit.
kepelup!! kater bunyi nyer...
Dia akan lepas kan buih dua kali.
Buih dua kali tu penting.
kalau tiga kali tu kononnya ikan
MDKT... kalau nam kali tu bewak.
kalau berkali kali tu penyelam
kentut kot... tak tahu lah.

So pocket pegi ke tempat kejadian
awal pagi dengan sorang lagi peserta
komplot. 3 orang jer dalam group kami...
Sorang tu sudah bujang,
sorang lagi tu ngaku bujang,
dan sorang lagi .. err memang bujang.
Air pasang kononnya kul 750 pagi.
Kami sampai pukul 650.
Cerah tanah pukul 710.. riak diair dah galak..
bagaikan ada coach di bawah air
menyuruh ikan bulan sekalian ke permukaan,
menayang kat kami yang dahagakan tarikan.
kekadang tepiii sangat dengan gigi air.
terasa macam sampai kalau ku capai
terasa macam naak sangat dia naik dan
pulang dengan aku... yang pastinya, dia ada!

Cara kami mudah,
kalau ikut ACU (Pak menakan pocket)
disuruhnya ikat udang idup atau isi ikan
dalam sejengkal ari pelampung.
Ladung kechik dibawah.
Tapi pocket prefer lengohkan tangan
membaling ikan palsu ke tempat riak air tadi..
dan mengayuh pulang dengan harapan
Ikan Bulan nampak Ikan Palsu (Lure),
anggap ianya makanan... and ngap!!
Teorinya mudah, tapi nak melaksanakannya susah...
sekali riak di air, kita pun baling.
Landing lure kita sedepa menjangkaui riak ikan
tadi, dan kita mengayuh lure tu pulang...
Sekali lure kita ke kanan..
buih ikan bulan tadi timbul di kiri.
Taaaakkk dapat jgak. (Dia tak nampak)
baling lagi.. dan lagi ... dan lagi..

Ikan pertama dinaikkan oleh peserta
komplot kami pada 830... ehh air tengah dok
pasang penuh tuu.. ada kaitan kah?
Lure yang digunakan untuk menumpaskan
ikan bulan ni adalah AbuGarcia Tormentor
hitam kunin with white belly 50mm.
eh pocket pun ada tu!!












Ada lagi group lain datang lepas tu,
diorang pun dok naikkan jgak!
Pocket kira kira ada gak lima ekor group tu
naikkan.. lure yang diorang pakai adalah
50mm plastic lure kaler oren ngan ekor puteh.
ohh.. pas ni kena cari nih!!

melihat diorang ni hit banyak
guna lure oren, (Yes, kami gi
tengok in honor of the man
who just got the fish)
Pocket pun cari dalam bag
doremon, ADA!! pocket pun
ada jgak lure oren! tak la sama ..
tapi oren lah kan..
so ku lontar dan lontar...
memang mengena! 3 kali!
Tapi semua nya hanya sempat sampai
ke gigi air, melompat di udara menunjukkan
diri nya yang sexy mexy tu dan terlepas
ke dalam air semula..
adoilaaaa hangin satu badan aku!!
Nak tengok lelaki dewasa melompat
sambil menghentak tanah dalam frust
yang teramat sangat, sila lah ke lokasi
manching :D

Kata kengkawan pocket, kena hook in sikit jer,
jangan lebih lebih, kang lucut. perhatikan
gambar kawan pocket yang dapat ikan tu kat atas
pun yes.. memang mulut ikan tu dah rabak ditarik
lure.. mungkin ikan ni mulutnya lembut kot?
next time akan ku balas dendam.
n kali ni akan ku tarik manja manja gitu :D

sayang seribu kali sayang..
komplot kali ni telah mengorbankan
3 dari askar pocket tersayang.
lure oren tersangkut kayu...
lure pink tersangkut sampah kot.
n lure black yellow with oren belly
dilarikan ikan..

RM12 jgak sekor tu! aduilaaa..

so sesapa yang dok manching bulan,
have fun... hati hati dengan selaman lure anda,
belajar bezakan sangkut kayu ngan sangkut ikan.
daan.. pakai la protection seadanya.
gambar menunjukkan pocket dihantam lure kawan sebelah.
topi tu tembus, kalau kulit kepala pocket yang
tak la ber rambut sangat ni camana? pergh!!!
lagi tak syok, kalau mata camana?
wow!!

592. GoodMourning...

Pocketeers,
I took my dinner last night all alone sitting
on the floor infront of the TV my housemate
had scratched some pen marks just from the
thought of experimenting.
ohh..

it was mamee slurp with eggs and some tofu.
ohh menarik menarik :D

while having the mamee slurp,
I had that movie on.
HITCH with will smith as the matchmaker..
A story of a guy who think match making
can make money but he failed to realized
that not putting 'NO CELEBRITIES' in the
policies is hazardous to the business.

well whatever, he still looks good in that movie.
Even though its not a movie where he's showing
his skin that much like when he's playing ALI...
still u cant hide those candies for the eyes right?
(Ohh typing with the gay in me emerged)

supposedly that pakcik was already in his 37
when he was acting that movie, he was born
in 1968.. that movie was from 2005..
err aa.. hummm 37 lah kot..
give it or take 1 year,
not considering his birthday comparing
the date of the movie taking.

hey hey not much different with me no?
i'm somewhat younger then KAK DEE
about 2 to 3 years, and Kak Dee is still
26.. which makes me abooooouuuuutttt....
(elongate 'about' with eyes looking at
the sky on the left... ohh pocketeers,
u know i'm lying, dont take it seriously ya)

the point is he still looks good even with the age.
ladies have their prime from 16 to ... to...
to... err nak tulis 20 kang yg 21 marah plak.
nak tulih 31 .. karang yang 32 marah plak..
berapa yer ladies punyer prime time?
(Ada yang kena maki jap lagi ni)

and men having their PRIME from 22 to 52..
easily said that is 30 years of flirting okeh..
i guess i still have my time to flirt some more.
and having a juicy figure like Will Smith would
be a plus! dont forget Hugh Jackman,
or Danny Glover (iyer?)
I guess i have to start doing something.
Herbal Life kot? simply senaman kot?
gaji baru masuk, gi beli alat senaman smart shop kot.

as soon as I thought of this,
I've already gone half of the MAMEE SLURP.
ohh nak buang sayang,
nak makan lagi 'SAYANG'
so what to do?
WILL SMITH punya pasal..
kita buang. bazir?
well membiarkan awek chomel berdiam
diri di perhentian bas tanpa ramah mesra
kita juga pembaziran...
so buang buang buang...

hehehe .. entah apo la karangan ari nikan pocketeers,
monday blues kot :D good mourning pocketeers!!
done any mourning lately?
I am, mourning over last night's Mamee Slurp

591. TheAttractive

Pocketeers,
loh!! buleh sambung sambung plak!!?
bukan nya karangan citer cinta kan..
tak pun karangan citer sedih ker haper.
apooo lah pocket :D

anyway..
here goes the rest of my previous post:
590. TheAttraction... 
I guess I was attracted to the waitress kot...
she was those usual faces u'd see on a fair
symetrical malay face with her hair strap
to the back, pony tail.
It was strap tightly till u can see her obvious
forehead shining in the morning blue light.
A small frame lady with long legs and obvious
waistline. somehow her upper attraction
was less but I never put that as a must for ladies.

The best part about her was her way of
communicating with the customers, I guess
soft spoken good attitude do gets noticed
ya... well of course.. that is why we ask
our younger generation to answer 'YA'
instead of 'Humm' when ever we're calling them.
THose young generation with a pinch of Scottish
accent would answer 'AYE' instead of 'YES'
hehehhe ni bukan perli yer sis cheryna
sajer jer taksengaja sebut :D

but there was a problem...
I think she's attractive.
I am practically attracted to her till
I've chosen to spend RM4 for sarapan at her
mother's place instead of the usual mamak's
but I think she's underage...
one point would be because the mother calls
her 'ADIK'.. usually adik is a term u call the
youngest one.. bongsu.
and the mother doesnt look that old. Aww!!
second point would be from her small figure.
Ohh.. dont say she's 14 and from that she
is going to grow some more!!
Third point would be because i've only seen
her waiting the table daily starting off this
cuti sekolah season, before that it was only
during the weekends... ehh!!?

WAIT SEMINIT!!!
cuti sekolah is effective to all level right?
from sekolah rendah tu sekolah menengah right?
ohh!! dont tell me she's 11!!!!!!!!
mati pakcik!!

tak per tak per!! 

budak upper six or 

UITM  pun cuti jgak 

kan... :D

(Iyoooolah tu nak 

menyedapkan ati)

590. TheAttraction...

Pocketeers,
lately there is this joint that i like to go as a third place.
but then again, the time spent there was too short that
i dont think anyone would have the time to ask me...
'masuk keja kul berapa bro?'
well if there are any conversation
going on between me and the waitress or the fellow customer...
it would not last more then 3 minutes.
cause i reach that place at 705,
and i have to leave the place at 720.
mana nak mencekik lagi, nak sembang lagi..
third place? a long way to go...
but the makcik seems to know
my ammount of nasik. 'TIGA JARI'

the food was normal homecooking,
i cant call it a very special delicacies,
as the same old meal is presented in the usual way,
 from the periuk. But kerang goreng kunyit is there...
so does daging goreng kunyit. Ikan isi (?)
ayam goreng.. and best part of all..
the sambal belachan is well balanced.
(Dont u hate those sambal belachan
that puts too much asam or too much belachan?
some even puts asam jawa instead of limau.. wow!)

i guess i was attracted to the waitress kot...
she was those usual faces u'd see on a fair
symetrical malay faces with her hair strap
 to the back, pony tail.
small frame lady with long legs and obvious
waistline. somehow her upper attraction
was less but i never put that as a must for ladies.

She was... oooopppssss time is up..
have to go to work pocketeers..
will finish my karangan later ya.
yes.. this karangan is wrote today at
28thNov 645am... auto published at 845 :D