pocketeers,
Story are history,
from history u'll learn that decision must not be
made base from your friends decision. yes u can
take their opinions but do not follow them just
because they choose so. history tells u those, and u follow.
failure to follow actually causes your neck.
story are history,
that was meant to be told again and again so that the
words will be etched on the wall of your sticky and
wet brain that stupid enough to maki her to the extend
of no forgiveness.
'u penipu! I hate u! if u ever got married after this,
Sure as heaven and hell your hubby will lie to you about
his 'other-wife', and so will your offspring lying to you
about their early sex when they're just 13.. and then ..
13years from now, u will remember me with this words...
all because of u lied to me today,
I will delete your handphone no right after this hoping
that U will never contaminate my air with your lying
breath.hoh!!'
moral: jangan maki orang belebih lebih sangat okeh..
Story are history,
to be written down so that u can let new generations
people know about how a person is, how do u think
we ever came to know about our RasulAllah?
tru the story told and written, read and reread for us to know.
Story about pak sahak, maktuk's daddy,
who was born in penang and left the island due to
family feud. kalau la pak sahak tak tinggalkan
Penang, pocket mungkin ada tanah sikit disana sekarang.
pergh!! kita jual n beli bot jom?
buleh mancing kat kenyir ngan speed boat sndiri!
fuiyoo!!
story are history,
stori a histeri
sroti la isteri..
seroti lai steri
se roti le stor
laa dah jadi roti plak? tak paham pocket
itu dia intro untuk minggu terakhir sebelum shawal,
kengkawan dah beli mercun dah? tak yah beli..
bakar duit jer suma tu. baik wat makan :D
Monday, August 13, 2012
567. Roti le Stor
Saturday, August 11, 2012
566. Your Wife's FatherInLaw's Only Son
Pocketeers,
A friend of mine is having a dilema,
he is about to get married, his mother in law
are hoping for him to move in with his wife family,
living together like one happy family.
But so does his wife's future Father In Law....
prefer his son live with them for the time being
until they have the money to buy themselves
a house. (Pergh!! apa punya complicated daa)
and so he asked me what should he do?
he cant say no as it was his father who requested.
Her wife cant say no... as her mother was hoping.
and so i told him a story about how straight forward
another friend of mine told me. Its kinda harsh but
it worked.
Farid was about to get married to a beautiful lady
back in the early 90s. He could not afford a house
yet so he is renting with his housemates. the usual
bujang life with motor kapchai parked outside and
slipar berterabur. The whole plan of renting a house
after the vow came to his future brother in law...
which is also the WALI.(his wife are 'fatherless')
'alaaa.. kamu tak yah la dok menyewaa.. dok jer
kat umah si IMA tu, bukan ader saper.. ada mak
jer poon..' the WALI persuaded.
'err, tapi sayer rase baik tak yah lah, kang menganggu
mak plak.. tak per.. kami menyewa jer' was FARID
cute excuse,
and the WALI start to tell stories about those who
have failed and those who ends up owning nothing
as they are not well equipped with savings and high
paying salary. FARID was just listening with the
usual 'humm.. iyer?.. ahhaaa.. heheheh' and a few
chuckles.
after a while, FARID realize that there was an udang
di sebalik mee! The WALI did not want his mother
to be left alone after FARID marrying his Sister...
the last of his mothers daughter. OOOOoooooo...
jadi kamu nak suruh kami jaga mak kamu la niiii...
'... hang nak balik pukui berapa pun, tak kisah punya,
mak tidoq bilik dia, dalam bilik dia lengkap tv lagi,
so jangan la risau... dok umah IMA yer, buleh tengok
tengokkan mak sekalii' was his last word that came
out clean.
The WALI's wife was pouring tea, cucur udang was
cut cutely with kuah kachang on the side.
Farid need to find an excuse,
'tak per lah pikir dulu' is not enough already,
this guy kept on pushing him hard, asking date
to move in and the whole 'your room will be this and that'
an excuse!! how!! what!! something..
and FARID blurted out the reason that is the whole
point of this story. The WALI understood there and
then and no persuasion coming out of his mouth
anymore. it worked for FARID,
I wonder if it will work for U....
If u have the same problem or question...
what if u say this...
'err.. tak per la abang, sayer ni bukan nya tak nak,
tapi nanti susah la bila tiba hal hal privacy tuu...
tak leh nak ehem ehem kat ruang tamu sambil tengok tv,
nak ber'soundtrack' sakan pun kena la hati hati kan.... '
'buhukk buhukk, ehek ehek!!' was the sound of
sang kakak tersedak cucur udang.. pergh!! hang
memang tera la FARID.
Tuesday, August 07, 2012
565. Dreaming Small
Pocketeers,
how are u?
bayar zakat dah?
tukar duit dah?
dapat baju raya dah?
today I am going to tell u some of those
small small dreams that I have...
None of it a reality yet.
hopefully one day,
I may be lucky enough and...
- be able to shop in carrefour or any other
local supermarket that sells groceries with
trolleys full of 'things'. So full, if she put on
some biskut recklessly, it would fall to the
ground.
U know those feeling of a family man
buying stuff for his family, beras 10kg,
milo.. susu 28tin.. and well other stuff...
cause right now I am still waiting in line
at the express lane.. for customers with
less then 10 item..
ohh.. jelesnyaa..
- be able to buy stuff or let her buy stuff
without us enquiring the price that much.
And enough of those bad habit of making
a surprise look when I was told that the
diamond ring cost 14 times of my salary...
'abang nak ni?'
'amik lah'
or something like that...
bangang kan.. I know.
- be able cook properly,
so good that I could whip something up
miraculously... like if I'm camping somewhere
in the middle of hutan simpan or by the beach
somewhere remote, the crowd went away for their
jungle tracking leaving those with bad knees
and aching ankle at the camp like me to cook.
By the time the crowd reached back, there was I..
rendering the last icing flower
on my kek tiga tingkat.
'waahhh!! how on earth!!'
'fullaweiii pocket terer masak siot!!'
'mana dapat oven!!?'
Loh!! how do i ever cook cake out there
in the jungle dont ask laa... its a dream remember...
a hope, a fantasy...
Small small dreams kan,
how about u pocketeers?
any small small dreams u had lately?
Monday, August 06, 2012
564. Biasa Biasa aja..
Pocketeers,
pocket bebaru ni dok layan tv..
entah kenapa ternampak lak vdo clip
cik NajwaLatiff kita tu nyanyi ngan dua mamat ni.
ok jgak la diorang 'chanting' perkataan yang sama
jer dari awal sampai abis..
saper buleh jawab.. berapa banyak 'untuk-dia'
yang diorang sebut?
maa still catchy :D
part yang besh nyer is... the first verse that sis Najwa
was singing... her voice was as usual, not like siti
with all pulun and menyakitkan tekak trying to hit
the correct pitch. Hers was more relaxed.
Anyway her verse was ...
'mungkin kau lihat ku banyak berbelanja
tapi sebenarnya ku biasa biasa saja'
ohh sis, on what standard are your referring to?
having 17 pair of shoes per quater year and
another 17 for the next quater is 'biasa biasa saja' for some,
but nor for most, not for another 70% of hardworking labor
out there trying to make a living :D
sis.. all three of u are driving topless..
eh silap!!
itu maknanya sudah jadi lain,
all three of u are driving a 'bumbung'less car
and u'r saying 'biasa biasa' saja?
is a bit worrying for us who drive
wira and still thinking its a babe magnet.
let me tell u kids out there...
in my factory there is about 2000 people working.
about 100 person only having basic salary of more then 2K,
which 50 of them are more then 3 and can goes up to 6 to 7...
if u talk about 'biasa' then u'r suppose to be from those
1900 people who are getting less then 1k of sallary.
tell me? how to pay insurance for your kids la with 1k of sallary?
rumah jer pun dah RM700, keter lagi RM400...
makan aper !? astro lagi... heheh:)
my point is... video kamu menyesatkan sis :D
(Menyesatkan pun, tp kamu comel so tak per)
kanak kanak zaman akan datang akan pikir
the colorful life that u portraying in your vdo
is actually what they'll be having when they
grow up... when it is not. well maybe yes,
only for 3% of youngsters today.
terus teringat 'SlumdogMilionaire'
