449. Makes U Wonder...

Pocketeers,

Ari ni ahad yang patutnya pocket goro goro (golekgolek)

atas tilam sepanjang ari tapi somehow pocket dok busy

kesana kemari. Kepala paip rosak, tutup pun air dok

mengalir lagi..

Sama la gak ngan idung pocket.

Air dok mengalir jer..

kenapa la agaknya..

Petanda nih!

Pocketeers,

Ever stand in line to buy KFC?

Now its the tomyam crunch right?

I hate fusion food so i'll pass.

so there I was in the line at lunch time.

About 4 person infront of me and i'm waiting.

The indian guy taking nasik. Waaahhhh

The chinese guy bought a bucket.. wah waaaahhhh!!

The Malay pakcik was entertaining his cucu

with everything that she requested... how cute..

After the little girl got what she wanted,

the Pakcik paid and the cashier lady wave good bye

to the little cucu with her sweetest smile.

Sikit lagi macam dlm iklan tv jer.

And now its time for the cute lady in front of me to

approach the cashier, all three of them wearing weird

looking shawl with accent like they spoke english all the

time. Some how the 'R' is obvious beyond requirement.

'ummm, nak makan aper yer? amik lunch set larh! eh tak tak!!

kejap kejarp... hummm i nak makan pocket haper tuuu...bla bla '

which makes u wonder...

dari tadi tak nak pikir!!

punya la lama dok dlm line

hang dok sembang apa!?

nak jugak aku pang budak ni kang...

Tu baru sorang, by the time tiga tiga

orang tu make up their mind, Pocket dah buleh

senyum senyum kat cashier nama Husna yang

ada taik lalat kat dagu tu.

Sikit lagi nak mintak fon namber jer.

sabor pocket sabor, jangan 'PANG' anak orang.

Amik iktibar.

masa pocket tiba.

'Take away, 2 piece chicken, tak nak set, thigh and drumstick,

Original buka spicy, tak yah plastik, tak yah minum, terima kasih'

Senapas dengan dua jari diangkat tanda peace!!

n senyum sekali bagi kat cik Husna:D

kan ker senang.

haaaiiissshhhh.. or atleast that is how pocket doing it.

how about u pocketeers?

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382. WordlessWednesday

448. Curi Orang Punya!!

Pocketeers,

Yesterday i was bombed with a very disturbing

news, My brother's KayBiPiThree'O'Five was

missing from the parking site infront of

Pharmaniaga somewhere in kajang.

It was a wira SE black and the lamp inside was blue color,

the car audio was bought by me which was a SANYO brand

with blue illumination too.

It got a dent on its left rear tyre sport rim made by me..

who backed too much to a low stone devider infront of

SSF inderawasih.

A pic of the KayBiPiThree'O'Five, yes, yes the standard..

no tanduk or ekor or anything.

If the roof got a memory recording device, and playable

like a black box. It would show the most wonderful time

we had in it.

My housemate once was on that car and puked from

the heat of the 12 o'clock heat.

My Previous GF and I got notty in that car..

Although i didnt tell my brother about it,

I know he knows. Shhh... shut up and let the 'hanyut' ok!

We were just driving!!! (To tell u the truth, i cant remember

what happened dat day.. i do remember the back of a lorry

so near to us and we cant see a thing.. )

Along learnt her driving skill from that car.

She drove the car starting from she was 12 years old.

A police lady stopped them once when she's 16 and

the excuse for letting an underage lady drive without

her driving licence was that the actual driver

(Which was Filantera) had a medical situation that

doesnt allow him to drive. Somehow the police believed

them and let them go.

A lot of trips to the Batu hampar in Yan..

Filantera did ram the back of an iswara once

and had to pay RM800 just to recover the damage.

Ohh..

I hope he found the car again,

I hope the driver just borrowed the car

to get to seremban and left it there for

the police to recover.

I hope all goes well with Filantera,

Be strong bro...

Anyone got any ideas or any way of getting the car back..

The number is as stated in the first paragraph.

if anyone who know how to help.

please comment ^^

447. Curi Siapa Punya?

Pocketeers,

yes Hanie, i was busy...

but here i am, to make it all up to u guys,

tonite.. i'll BW like never before..

and i'll even watch you Vlog okeh :D

Today's post...

Situation :

THere is a house,

A big house by the hill with all the maid and the buttler,

with cats running all around the fountain trying their luck

to feast on the swimming ikan koi. with marbles floor for

the kancil, Estima and bentley to park.

well basically the biggest and luxurious

house imagineable for your mind ok.

Lets name the owner as 'Farid'

There is the water supply pipe from

the main pipe to the house...

...and there is the Pocket installing a pipe outside

of Farid's water meter stealing the water for his

own use. I dont know, washing his motorcycle maybe.

The question is :

This is called water stealing kan?

Is'nt this haram?

but think about it, this is water,

god's creation.. since when is using

god's given water is haram kan?

and ...

pocket is not stealing water from farid..

cause the water pipe is installed from

the main pipe before reaching Farid's

water meter.

Farid will not be paying for the water..

no one will.

But pocketeers, regardless of the reason,

I still feel that this is haram.

(I dont know the hukum or what does this

falls under which clause, i just think that this

is haram ok)

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There is this guy who i met the other day told me

that he never paid for his internet for over a year.

It seems like he bought a device with funny looking

antenna that could 'sedut' other's wifi signal

regardless of the Password lock and use it to

have the line for himself.

Its like hacking the Wifi Modem itself.

'Will the owner be having slower connection then?' i asked.

'yes, but he or she wont even realizes it since it'll

just feel like your net line is used by 2 computer,

nuttin much kan..'

but pocketeers... i still feel like it's haram for doing

this and we should killthose who do it by piercing

them with a thousand needle.

ok.. not all but those who do it to you. agree?

remember how frustrating it is when your TM Streamyx

wifi somehow felt slow.. if u know that this was due to

some punk stealing your wifi, dont u wanna smack

him in the head and just simply report him to the authority?

Well i do...

cause lately internet is everything.

u pocketeers .... are everything.

446. WW: Mentang Mentang Buffet

... kat Saujana Hotel.

... patut padan lah kan.

Tapi tak banyak poon,

ker banyak?

pocketeers,

how was your sarapan today?