167. Pedaassss...

Pocketeers,
the other day i've went to this place at the back side
of juru rows of restaurant. it is sooooo at the back
till u'd never guess there's a restaurant there.

makanan nyer biasa jer, try rasa nasi goreng depa,
cam biaser jer, pocket makan mee tomyam tu,
bila sampai tu rasa cam besh sgt!! waaaahhhh!!!
gitu gitu... tp bila start cedok jer, ahaaaiii.. mee nyer
cam mee segera jer... rasa nya pun lebih kurang.
cuma maybe diorang taruk udang n santan sket.
membuatkan terasa keoriginalityan nyer disitu.

tp apa yg membuatkan pocket terpegun sikit tu kan.
seriously pocket pernah masuk restaurant tu kat
thai dulu. Or atleast the same kinda environment lah kan.
cam diorang tiru sebijik restaurant kampung kat siam
sano, maaa.. without the dogs running around and
liquor rack lah kan....

ada lunch set.. RM8.90.. dpt pilih between 6-10 choices
of nasi or mee kinda main dishes. +ice lemon tea and the
desert pisang u can see in the photo.

sesekali nak dating sila lah ke situ.
habaq awai awai... makan nyer jauh la nak kejar golden triangle.
tp kalau nak lepak tu ok jer :)

PS: memula rajin buat photo tu, tp in the end.. mula malas..
sampai la part peta tuu.. dah sebelah mata jer yg bukak... ahaaaiiii..
happy cuti pocketeers.. kepada buruh buruh sekalian.
sila cuti!! jangan duk ngada ngada gi side income plak..
nanti kita keja kuat lagi yer :)

166. NaikBelon..

'...bla bla so he will be going to lahadDatu... bringing his family with him...
bla bla i mean the place is new to him. u ever gone there before Mr G?'
it was a trip from SungaiPetani and we were having a non work related
chitchat just to prevent the driver (Which was me) from falling a sleep.
and after the fish head and mutton curry the tendency were there.
'lahad datu, well... let me seee' he took a fair bit of time to remininsce the
good old days.
'when i was there, it was a bit of a rural area where the roads was still
tanah merah, if its raining, your car will be plowing the ground till u'r
stuck under 2 feet of mud. Red Mud. I remember being stuck once,
trying to change our flat tire in the rain, there was local passing by
and they smiled at us. like its a normal thing to be happening out there.'
He smiled, chuckled a bit and continue his story.
'definitely your car will be a mess then?'
'yes! and there were rules that u cant contaminate the city with the mud...
so u have to wash the car before entering the city' waaaa, then car wash
business are making profit lah yer:)

'The place was an harbour back then, the locals are very rugged u know'
at this point, i was imagining amy search with his tight leather pants
colourful shirt and long hair.
'well its not a mystery since most of them are fisherman and lumberjacks.
no wonder they have such well built bodies' oooo that rugged kaaaa... heheh

'back then i was still in the army, we were going out one day when one of our
officer gives direction to us to have our arms with us' Pocket yang tak pandai
english actually thought 'memang la bawak tangan.. takkan nak tinggal kot'
'it seems like everyone in the city owns a gun and u shouldnt be out there
without protection' oooo, arm as if armforce, gun was the meaning!!ok
'but sir, what do u protect yourself from anyway?'
an obvious question but yet i still asked.
'well.. animal mostly.. man can also be animal if u know what i'm saying'
haaa!!? animal here is referring to binatang buas ker? ada apa!? beruang? cipan? lipan?
'Sir, may i ask, when was this?'
'well... somewhat 20years ago, i was still young, so add in another five or so'

loh!! 25 tahun dulu!! logik laaaa... buat takut orang jer!
sekarang ni dah ok dah kot. tgk dlm google earth,
airport pun dah ada daah.. AdrySabry bleh komen pasal
keindahan LahadDatu tu sikit please:)
so banji, jangan risau... regardless of all the
story u might hear, i'm sure u'll be alright there bro.
am sorry i cant be there to send u off in KLIA.
me, Catty, aishah, aleya, Dewi and a few other girls
here are wishing u all the besh.

Bawak balik that traditional shield yg iban warrior duk pakai tu bleh?:) heheh

165. GemuruhJiwaII

I've wrote a story today, too long, too detail, (bunyi hingus pun pocket citer satu paragraph)
so i've rewrote... but it was still long!!
maleh dah nak rewrite.. so read on pocketeers,
i know u guys having the monday blues anyway.
(Why the title was gemuruhJiwa? well u have to read the first one : 55.GemuruhJiwa)
i got a friend who lived by the second.
The kinda guy who would go amok by reaching the
finish line a second later than his opponent.
The kinda guy who consider 140km/j on his RG bike
was slow. He needed the mach speed. (atau kelajuan bunyi kot)
One day he crash-landed badly on the road infront of
Muzium negara using his chin as one of his landing gear
(Among others, which was his elbow and knee)
He was taking the mild curve in his best speed (140km/j)
when an angry KL Rempit kicked his Johor plated RG to the ground.
The bike was badly damaged. so damaged that u have to use a
'penyapu' to gather back all the debris.
Putting it back on like a 10Thousand pieces of jigsaw puzle.
He however walks away from the scene to the UM Hospital Universiti
to get a fresh preaching on 'speed kills' from the fat nurse while
she's stitching his landing gear, i'm sorry, stitching his chin.

His story of the accident was told right after he arrived
back in fifth college,UM. All in the room listening to him like
he just survived the war. Him in the middle. Us all around him.

'aku nak gi mandi lah, poko! tlg bukak baju aku ni, aku tak larat
nak angkat tangan dah' he gives direction to a junior nearby,
i cant remember his name right but lets call him poko shall we.
And as he takes off his black t shirt,
we realised that there's red colour strips,
formed right where his rib should be. both side of his body.
Skin peeled off showing the meat inside. Bloody red meat.
with skin in the middle of every strips, like three bridges
crossing a lake of blood.
yes, he used his rib to land as well.
To lighten the situation, one of us joked
'waaa sticker baru lawa la.. hehehe'
and all of us laughed of course.

but poko was in tears now. He either cared for his senior.
or maybe he's just those kinda mushy sensitive guy who tears alot.
'kenape la ko kena racing jenghis! aku tgk ko ni pun aku kesian,
ko tak rase nak insaf ker?'another guy asked, i think it was aboojin.
exhaling, with a smile he answered
'Apa buleh buat beb.. aku dah jatuh cinta dengan kelajuan'

Hek enneeeee punya la macho jawapan!!
meluat aku!! tapi pasal macho sangat jawapan tu la
pocket tak leh lupa cerita ni, ngabih kan memory space
dlm kepala otak aku jer, nak delete pun tak bleh.
Hoh!!

dah aku emo malam malam ahad ni, besok nak keja... hoh!!

164. NemTeg

seperti yg pernah ayaq masak post kat blog dia
satu tika dulu di postnya yg bertajuk 'Aku'
dia ada masaalah tak leh nak concentrate,
'...tensen
.terpikir kenapa tumpuan aku untuk keja hanya
10 menet saje, lepas tu pegi main fesbuk selama 3 jam
.takleh jadi orang yang bekerja dalam opis
akibat tumpuan 10-menet aku tu
.tak tulis... ' was what she typed.

pocket pun pernah menpunyai masaalah yg sama.
bila pocket sembang ngan orang, pocket tak tahu
nak concentrate kat mana. sepatutnya kat mata la kan...
tp kekadang merayap ke tpt lain...
telinga...
kening...
bibir (Lips reading)
tulang selangka (nihonggo nyer sakotsu)
dan kebawah lg...(accidentally yer!! accidentally!!)

tp itulah masaalahnya!!
adalah tidak sopan utk lelaki memandang ke attraction
yg lain selain dari wajah.(Hear me trying my best to be platonic)
so pocket telah berusaha satu musim panas itu,
dan telah berjaya utk menanam minat kepada lips reading.
sekarang ni kalau sembang mesti nak baca gerakan bibir.
gyakuni (Terbalik pulak) tak leh paham kalau sembang
ngan orang yg pakai mouth cover atau orang yg pakai
full face helmet.
ahaaaaiiiii....

post yg yg lepas mengenai acu 163.Pusingpusing...?
Ada mention tentang nurse yg pakai name tag,
persoalan nyer, camana la pocket nak sembang ngan nurse tu
dan nak tgk nametag dia tanpa disyakwasangka kan..
atau disalah paham melihat attraction yg lain itu?

'so acu sy ni... cik kenal lah yer?'
'kenal.. dia yg landing atas belakang keter pakai dada tu kan?'
'haah, cik ni namaaaaa... ' sambil mata memerhatikan nametag
hitam bertulisan puteh yang kemas disematkan didada adik tu.
(Surely dianggap memandang permandangan yg lain nyer lah!!!
nak gatal lagi cuba nak pegang plak name tag tu kononnya sebab
nametag tu hadap kebawah, susah nak nampak urup... hoh!! mahu
kena penampar on the spot!!)
tu kira ok lg, kalau peramugari MAS lg lah besh...
tulisan oren berlatarbelakang kan gold!!!
kalau aku tgk tiga belas minit kang, dikatakan aku ni gatal plak kan...

taruk nametag kat dagu takpun dahi ker tak leh ker?