571. Eh Laa!!

Pocketeers,
Raya sudah pun berlalu,
sumer orang dah start gi keja...
with a tupperware full of kueh raya's
leftover. Pocket pun bawak jugak!
bukan pasal baik hati lagi nak share ngan orang.
Tapi pasal pocket nak join majlis makan makan
kueh raya private dan dengan selamba rock nyer
makan cik puteh punyer kueh raya.
Tak der la nampak macam
buruk sangat kan...
'I pun bawak!!' chenggitu :D

Cik Puteh punyer kueh rayer mesti sedap!!
dia buat sendiri kalu laaagi sedap!!...........GATAL!!

so lepas raya ni banyak la keluhan keluhan
dari kengkawan pocket yang most of them are men
with less interest in what are the color of langsir raya.
talking with them made me realize..
that money plays a major role in ensuring
a bright and colorful raya.
If its not for himself,
it'll be for his family.

and of course...
listening to their keluhan can
sometime be interesting...
not to forget revolting.

1) 'pergh!! raya tahun ni abih banyak siot! 
memang sengsara nak tunggu gaji 1Sept, 
nasib baik ada duit raya anak anak...' 
eh laaa!! abih anak anak hang tu kira macam
'Denak' ayam hutan la!? untuk attract rezeki?
adohlaaa...
(Tak nak maki sangat, takut
pocket pun jadi begini jgak nanti)

2) on the phone...
'eh sayang.. duit raya abih distribute dah?
berapa abih yer tahun ni?' 
eh laaa!! bukan ikhlas bagi dari hati ker?

3) 'nyesal aku pegi umah mak menakan belah 
laki sepupu kaklong besan nya adik ipar aku 
tu tahun nih, askar nyer ramai sangat!!'
eh laaa!! bagi la lima kupang jer ker..
tak pun dua kupang bagi dua kepin...




yes yes... memang duit memainkan peranan penting
dalam perayaan kita, tapi jangan la sampai kerana duit,
raya kita dibenci, diharapkan berlalu cepat atau digeruni,
'Alaa raya nak sampai dah..
impact raya tahun lepas pun
tak settle lagi dah nak raya dah?'


starting from next year kita jangan bagi wit dah nak?
kita bagi kiss!! and bukan yang tua yang bagi...
yang tua plak yang dapat :D
(Iyer la, saper nak kiss from an old and crusted lips
that u dont where have it been for the last 40 years kan?)


so kepada blogger blogger yang muda lagi chomel,
sila bagitau alamat anda. Pocket usahakan gi beraya
tahun depan :D hoyeah!!

GATALL!!

570. RayaFirst Post

Pocketeers,
For me the raya has ended..
although the 'CutiRaya' is still for another few days,
but here I am, working.
adehlaaa...

looked through the whole 81 pcs
of picture that I took... there was
no picture of me that is
'Up-To-The-Blog'... most of them
are me chewing, getting ready for
the semayang raya and there was
this one making a funny faces
eating 'AMPLANG' .

so this is my only 'Good-Enough'
photo with my baju raya from
HariHari supermarket. heheheh..
terpotong separuh la
pulaaaakkkkk...
oh the chics on the right?
she's a dear sister from another
mother who's father was different
from mine. but we luv her the same :D

so how are U Pocketeers? still raya?
I know in my heart I am,
(Even though i have to be at the office already)

569. White Christmas... EH?

Pocketeers,
eh dah nak raya dah!!
the time where we would once a year be clad in baju baru
and rambut nan indah has come again. And yes.. not to
forget the time where we would be spending more and more.

this morning i came to work as usual,
and Cik Puteh also came in about the same
time as i did, i saw her mengedik gedikkan
beg dan kunci kat tempat kasut, alaaaa...
kiter tahu cik puteh.. kamu nak tunggu abang kan?
and just as what i thought, by the time i reached
her area, as swift as she could she took her shoes
and wore em just in time to walk 'saing' with me:D
heheh tahu tahu...

we talked until the junction to separate
our department, about balik raya mostly.
and she replied about her daughter
nursery is already off today so she
have to take half day... ooooooooo
alaaaaaaaaaa....

anyhow.. to cik puteh,
u made my day la sis :D


oh oh!! this would be the last post for
this ramadan, i'll post again by the third of shawal...
if i am not too bloated with ketupat and rendang till
i cant sit up and menaip of course :D

so herewith,
pocket memohon maaf kalau ter'maki' or terkomen pedas
di blog anda, anda dan anda...
mintak mahap la yer, tak sengaja tuu..
kalau sengaja pun,, berniat baik tuu..

dan tak lupa juga nak ku ucapkan,
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI,
nanti jangan lupa taruk POST baju raya kamu yer :D

Malam ni nak bertolak ke kampung.

harapnya tak la jam sangat. kalau 

jam pun, sikit sikit dah la yer.. penat 

pakcik ni :D

(Tapi tak per, senyuman cik puteh

pagi tadi masih terpahat di otak ni ^^)

568, Iklan Silky White Duluuuuuu

Pocketeers,
satu tika dulu, pocket pernah post
207.IklanSilkyWhite dimana pocket
dok review satu iklan ni yang idea nyer
tak la kisah sangat.. just bekenan kat
saripah amani tu jer :D
(Anyone with the same hair as below,
please raise your hand and send me the
address... nak antar rombongan ^^)

Iklan tu bagi teori.. kalau nak tengok
bakal isteri camana jadinya 20 tahun akan datang,
would best be referred to how her mother turned
out now.  Now I did not believe this idea at first,
but as time goes by I've came to see the truth
in this theory. Sorang kawan ni, 10 tahun lepas
punya la comey kecik lagi gedik... kenal dia dengan
mak dia sekali. Back then mak dia macam biasa lah..
kembang sikit sini sana, tapi masih indah pasal dia jaga.
and bertudung with full sopan santun bila sembang,
lawak rabung jugak... cuma with borderline kept
with strict discipline.

Sekarang.... kawan tu pun dah jadi gitu dah sikit sikit.

Ada sorang kawan ni plak... memang comel, kechik
lagi bertudung n 'malu malu ah' 10 tahun lepas, ngan mata
yang nakal tu, memang tergugat jantung jantan mana pun
bila dia 'tembak' sekali wink dia tu. adehlaaa...

Once pocket gi kenduri kahwin kakak dia, and jumpa
la ngan mak dia... mak oih!! mak dia tak kembang,
tapi muluuuuttttt... best describe as 'tak terjaga' sangat
dari menyakitkan ati orang. Dengan kita yang first time
gi kenduri ni pun dah buleh terasa dah....

Guess What? 6 years ago she came to marry some other
guy I dont know, and now she came as near as how I'd
describe her mother then ... 'Mulut haaaaannnnggggg'

Question is... lets consider that this theory or rumor,
or tips on how to choose your wife is true,
'to know how your wife will be after 10 or 20 years of
marriage is by knowing how her mother now.'
now if this is true and we are hoping that we dont wake
up one morning 20 years from now and cursing our self
for making such an idiotic choice earlier in life.
Would we break with her 20 years ago?

dah tu kalau tengok mak nyer tak seberapa
takkan nak mintak break?
Tapi kalau tak mintak break... nak tunggu nanti
bila dah kawin nanti, adinda yang berwajah indah
itu berubah menjadi makcik yg jaga kain orang,
korek taik pusat dpan khalayak...
n kutip biskut tepi pintu n makan..
pun tak bagus gak kan..
(mulut haaannnggg... )

so camana?
baik ajak break sekarang? or lets wait and try to
build a better future hoping that she would turn
out differently with our guidance?
kalau pasal perangai jer tak per...
selalunya perangai come with appearance...
tang appearance tu susah nak kachau tuu :D

Pocketeers?