342.So... Are U?

once i've read somewhere,
someone wrote an 80 words karangan that

the bottom line was to say...'if u're married, tell earlier!!'
i got interested in the whole idea,
because i was thinking ...
how do u 'tell earlier'?

'hai.. my name is Nafishah.. i'm married'

...always comes out awkward in my ear.
and i've always thought...

what would the opponent would think being said so?
i wouldnt know, never flirt with someone's wife

soo obvious till she have to tell her status to avoid me.

today i was keeping my hand dancing on the keyboards

typing the report about yesterdays case. A light bulb fell

on someone's head and his face got scratched. oh pity him...

A young lady approached me with her eyes kept straight

on me starting from the point she stepped into our cage until

she came so near to me that i can smell the nice scent of

her perfume.

She have those mature look,

like that lady they call ziva from EnSiAiEs, tall and slender

with shirt so firmly ironed, u'd think she uses her lunch

break to re-ironed her shirt.

'So pocket, todays audit is yours. our title for today is...'

and she goes on and on about the internal audit that

i was suppose to do. i dont want to...

i'm busy enough minding my own issue,

finding somebody elses issue would be the

least of thing in my mind.

cutting the story short, we went for the audit, me and her,

we talked along the way, get to know each other..

the usual stuff, that guy is bossy, that lady is tak besh..

(more commonly known as mengumpat)

in the end i had to ask for her name,

'...the name is Nafishah...'

gesturing her left chest showing the name tag.

'...i'm married to Farid' ..ended her introduction.

'...' and there was an awkward moment.

both of us walked in silence, and we end our audit with

the formal...

'ok, so i'll see u around'

then it come to me that i might be ...

...flirting with her too much that she

thought i was going to ask for her number.

...going to the direction of man and

woman courtship oriented relationship <-wah ayat!!

and by telling me that she's married,

she can put a stop to the progress.

hummmm

or am i too PerahSantan?

what do u think?

another reason why she would say so would be because

she was falling for this old chap in rags that she need

to say it just to remind herself that she's no longer

available. heheheheeh:) <- this is perasan tak hingat :D

341. Meruah...

...adalah satu perkataan kasar yang orang utara

gunakan bermaksud 'buang air kecil'

Sebutan nya sebijik seperti hejaan nya,

Meruah,

dimana bahagian 'ru' itu disebut dengan

penuh kekasaran macam orang kedah sebut...

rumah

rubin,

rugi,

rumput,

penggunaan nya lebih kepada ayat kasar.

'laaa kucin ni meruah pulak kat sofa kitaaaa'

'abah nyaa, baik bagi pakai pampers kat budak tu,

sat gi dia meruah ataih tilam, cek jugak yg kena basuh!'

'hang nak meruah, mintak kat tok nenek dulu,

satgi bentan satgi aku tak tau'

tapi tak leh la nak pakai dalam suasana romantik.

'abang, u tunggu kejap yer, i nak meruah kejap'

atau dalam polis report

'saya sedang meruah di toilet ketika

terdengar jeritan dari dalam toilet...'

persoalan nya,

dari mana perkataan ni asal yer?

pocket rase dari perkataan 'melimpah ruah'

keadaan dimana cecair memenuhi bekas sehingga tumpah.

so pocketeers, what do u think?

(Heheheh, bila dah tak der benda nak pikir atas motor

dalam perjalanan yg jauh ke kilang tu... kuar la idea

cam ni... adehlaaa... )

340. Anger within me...

yesterday's post did mentioned something about
typing dark dark thoughts. bringing out the hatred in me,
lingers on the negative source like flies hovering over
random adult poo on the side of the road. letting it in.

and i also mentioned that i dont wanna post my negative
thought here. cause bad feeling just contaminate the air.
and when u'r letting it into your system. It'll show on the face.
and i dont think anyone would like that.

but yesterday i got an SMS from an unknown number.
telling me to post it anyway. since i've dropped my HP
somewhere in the BKE the other day, (Butterworth-Kulim-expressway)
the number comes out without the name.
u who SMS, please tell me who u are...
Tried to call u but u didnt answer.

so here goes, my negative thoughts. copy and pasted.
one branch from the whole tree, not all. it can go worst.

'....and i hate u so much that if am to have supernatural ability,
let it be from heaven or from hell. I would ask for invisibility.
So that i can haunt u and get away with it.
So that i can poke u and enjoy your scream.
oh i can poke u good. oh i will poke u deep!

I would sneaks up a 6 inch narrow knife into your beautifully
decorated bed room and stab u when u'r doing it to the wife,
let her scream helplessly and look at u bleed to death.
feel your soul slipping away when u're still inside her.
Oh oh!! wait!! but that would put an end to your misery,
your wife would F somebody else after and forget u,
thinking that u've went to heaven and she should move on.
that wont be fun. What if i drag u into hell. A living hell!!

What if i poke your wife instead!!
or maybe slice her up bit by bit.
let the blood drench that white silk bed
sheet u were so proud about.
where was it from again? pakistan?
it'll be red and the stain wont go that easy.
and let u live on with the guilt and lost of love from that
meat u call wife...'

...and it goes deeper and more sinful after this. u who SMS,
tell me what do u think?
(Kamu kah Una? camana tahu no pon kita plak? rasanya tak..)

i was angry,
angry at someone,
it doesnt matter what he did.
he may said something wrong,
his word doesnt come out right.
his wife smirk hearing my bad day story...
a cat shit in my lawn..
whatever! i dont care..
i was just angry..

but i notice that anger makes the worst out of u.
its never good to be angry.
so gi amik wuduk pocket,
and bawak mengucap banyak banyak...
life is too short to be a cranky old man.
lighten up will ya :D

339. MalamYangPanas...

...Eh!! hari ni hari aper?

...tte tak der kena mengena langsung tajuk nih,

yes.. pocket dah lama tak apdet,

sorry.. my alasan would only be :

1) i was in a state of a near melt down.

got so much to do that i nearly forgotten to eat.

and for the pocket who's weight is in three digit

to forget a meal was a serious case.

i need to set my priorities right.

2) i moved again!! this time i moved to a house

that i dont have to climb the stairs first before

reaching my front door. The rent is high.. yes i know.

but now i dont have to buy chillis anymore..

i can grow em.

how do u grow beras yer?

3) i was... sick. Mentally sick. adehlaaaa...

i tried to type a few stories..

all end up with foul language and the worst description

of brutality. There was no humour, there was no 'sunshine'

the story was 'dark'. and i figured who would wanna read

dark dark story?

so i decided not to post it.

so there it was pocketeers,

my reason for leaving this blog unattended for a month.

this is my first post coming out of my dark room.

i hope tomorrow is sunny.

how are u anyway pocketeers? sihat?