ToMyPocket

561. The Final Red Boat

2012-01-29T19:44:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
Sambungan dari previous post :
515. TheRedBoat2
which started from :
514. TheRedBoat

Having my heart broken with a dream beyond
my hand to ever touch again, I started to school again,
The bad dream of owing money to Along
is finally over. I am now a new man,
I still kept in touch with the people
who were into boating business.
We still talk over sessions of teh tarik..
Whenever I wanted to fish a bit,
I would call Farid..
and when he is unavailable..
I'd go with other friends
who are still in the business.

One day I got in touch with a guy who
occasionally goes to fish under the
Penang Bridge tru Forum. He dont know me,
to him, I'm just another guy who love to write
crap in the forum. I asked him about the red boat,
have he heard any rumors before..
it was told that the boat was haunted
but who was the one telling them?

... and his answer shocked me. It was Farid..
It seems like once he was with Farid coming
back from his fishing spot. Farid told him
that people are seeing sirens swimming
right underneath the red boat. Ohh.. is this true?
Farid? the one I call my friend,
the one I thought got my back.

I then got curious and suspicious...
I called back the Along who lend me the money,
acting like I'm somebody else who look for Pocket
which is me. The Along told me that he got no
way of contacting Pocket, the pocket seems to
be changing his handphone too frequent. heheh yes I do!
but a dear friend of the Pocket can lead me to him..
'Lu tanya ini namber haa.. ini orang tau mana
itu jantan tak guna nama pocket tu duduk, lia
lali dari gua 2 tahun woo!! haiyaaaa!!'
'Itu orang ada nama ka tauke?'
'Ini orang nama haa..aaa Falid! Falid!!'

ehh... ?
Farid was the one who told the 'Along'
about my whereabout? Farid was the one
who spread the haunted story?
No wonder he bought my boat...
I was an opponent to get rid of...
a rival to kill..
ohh..

terasa sedih,
terasa buduh,
hati ni pedih,
hancur luluh,

Berkawan biar seribu,
kerna duit, tinggal selipat.
adik beradik jadi tak sebulu,
lagikan pula Ajnabi sepejabat.

There u go pocketeers,
A story about back stabbers.
Now let me remind u..
that this is a metaphoric story.
(Metaphoric as if i wanna tell a story
but I wanna keep the details off the net.)
There was no 'Along'
There was no siren
and certainly there was no red boat.
(Plus.. I dont fish)

But there was a broken heart,
that now learnt to trust no one no more.
Adehhhh..

Here u go Sis El-Janna...

a back stabber story from your request

here : BackStabbed

515. TheRedBoat2

2012-01-28T11:43:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers...
Sambungan dari previous post :
514. TheRedBoat

...and 2 years gone by just like how u
drink teh tarik, Its slow and sweet..
suam suam sauna till the last drop.
Farid started to 'not-showing' to work
a few days of the week. I asked him why,
he told me that he got himself a
new project. Ohh.. good for him,
wishing him the best in his project.
what ever it was...

Me on the other hand, life was getting hard.
The 'Along' whom I owed for 4Thousand ringgit
found me asking for his 12thousand ringgit...
additional 4k was for the bunga..
and another 4k was to pay for
the finders-fee they said.
Ohh they actually paid someone to find me?
waah i'm flattered!

My business was getting slow,
somehow all the people who wanted to
rent for boats starting to avoided me..
I dont know why, they just slowly goes on
to other tekong. The 'Along' Chalenge and
the customer depleting issues brought me
to one conclusion...I should end this before
I loss more.
The thought of selling my boat crosses my mind.

But somehow, all the other boater doesnt
want to buy my boat.. Later on i heard that
there were rumours about my boat is haunted.
people hearing weird sounds..
Sirens was seen following me when I'm on my boat...
Ohh.. where do they got that story?
they even saw a girl standing in front of
my boat once when I was coming back from
sending the night shift customer.
(This was true, she was my GF at that time..
we were on the sungai for a romantic tour
by the sunset! huiyooo!!
but I cant tell them this story right?)

I tried and tried to sell my boat,
even gone to the extend of offering half
the price of the usual boat.
But none were interested.
ADehllaaaa...
Then Farid came and he saved my life.
He bought the boat for 5K.
He kept on saying that he is helping a friend,
and a lot of work to be done to remove any
spirits that is haunting my boat.
Oh Farid, hang beletiaq macam pompuan la weh!
But at least I got some money,
its nutting much, but atleast paying
the 'Along' will not be that hard now.

And that was the point where I change
the route of my life and my dream...
from dreaming to be a tauke for boats
all around penang to become a blogger
who writes metaphoric story like this.
There was no boat..
There was no Sirens..
THere was no 'Along'
But there was a dream that was crushed
by an incident I cant escape.. Ohh..

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514. TheRedBoat

2012-01-27T19:39:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
This was suppose to be a short story,
But I've lost my quota by my third point.
And so here i am elaborating it to 3 post.
A short story...
A Metaphoric story,
I was not into fishing,
I dont own a boat,
I did not sleep with the officials to get
along with my business. (Although I wish
that I am, considering she's comel enough
of course)

Right after my SPM, I got involved in
fishing business. 20K for a proper
floating vessels and a 30 horsepower
engine can do fine in the business of
bringing people into the mid of the sea.
Waiting for fishes to catch, Hoping that
they get the biggest catch there is to
brag with people by framing the photo onto
the living room wall.

You got to be good though, foreseeing what
fishes to look for, where to look for and
strategy to get those fishes.
Not to forget how to detect 'PakYa' (Buaya)
since 40% of the customer will be going
to fish for Udang Galah.

In the business, I got along with people
here and there, some were nice to me not
to forget those who envy me,
Well my boat is red.. but that was not the point.
My boat was better then theirs.
So I can go further.
Hence... a lot more customer calling in.
Usually its the tiang in penang bridge,
small small undisturbed island..
Muka Head or teluk bahang...
Plus, I can speak in english a lot better
then the other 'Tekong' back then.
So my target customer is a wee bit more
then theirs.
(Jadi belajo la cakap omputeh yer adik adik)

I got lonely though, no one want to be friends
with the new blood. I ate alone for the first
three month until I come to know Farid...
The guy from Bagan, a local guy who also own
his own boat. We were always together when we're
not bringing people to their fishing spot.
And when we do, we send our customer in the morning,
we got back to the port for lunch together..
Somehow we clicked like the battery cover clicking
to the back of your astro remote.
No rattle, no gap... just simply Clicked.

Most of the time we would go fishing both of us,
and during those fishing trip that we spill out
everything. Its kinda inevitable actually,
two guys sitting alone waiting,
its nuttin much.
Our previous scandal..
My licence is already overdue,
but sleeping with the PIC made me tru.
His regretted sin that he did back in
his younger days.
My debt with Along was the reason
I went on the hiding,
Cheat-trick in fishing location.
..and even stories about families.
Ohh.. the whole 1001 nights.

He was good to me, I got personal with him
to the extend of sleeping in his place
whenever I'm too tired to go back home.
His wife and son were also nice to me...
made me felt like I got myself a family.
Even if he was an ajnabi from work.

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I guess that is it with us and work,
we start on a job... all lonely.
Looking for the one to 'Click'.
The work place seems friendlier right after,
and work would seems a lot easier then.
So good luck to the lady who got her job
in a logistic company recently. I hope u get
along with others well. Main baik baik tau!
jangan gaduh gaduh :D

513. Helplessly Lured

2012-01-25T20:25:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
I got lucky to be able to dive into
the heart of a pencurik once.
His passion and addiction was
disturbing yet understandable.

The other day I got the chance to
listen to a lady who once fall for
her lady friend full heartedly inlove.
To the extend of crying over her
and jealous of her touching others.

The truth was rather interesting.
Am not saying that as I understood
them better that I am going to vote for
their freedom or anything...
Just saying that its inevitable.

Venusian speaks the venusian language,
We Martian can never understand this,
It was just recently that we understood
the word 'Fine!' in the end of discussion
actually meant
'shut-up!i have had enough of you'
But Venusian understand their fellow
venusian better then any being in this
world. So tell me?
Chances that a venusian would fall for
another venusian is a near sure thing no?

Girls seeking someone who listen,
and girls do listen with empathy,
men dont. We men tend to fix things,
U say that the trip was long,
we'll buy u a new faster car.
when u'r only wanting to share
your sadness for the day having
to travel all the kilometers...
So tell me pocketeers..
Chances of a girl to fall for
another girl is ...high no?

Girls seeking those that is beautiful,
and have to admit, girls usually are
beautiful. Clean and colorful
and men are... well... hummm... not.

Just like what Rossa sang in that song
Hey Ladies :
'Memang tak semua laki laki busuk',
she meant.. 90% of us are.
addooohh..
so girls falling for another girl?
is nearly inevitable no?

Now dont start talking about studies,
Belanja-Bijak or faithful... Statistically we are lost:D

So what keeps a girl from falling for
another girl? would only be the
pegangan agama.
And this lady who told me this story
able to say no to the forbidden love by
holding to her faith in god. For that
I truthfully admire her action of denying her 'GF'.

Its not easy.. I know.
Cause that love is near-pure love.
Its not about the sex..
its not about the money..
its about attention and affection.
its about honest touch, innocent cuddle
and great great kisses.
(We men tend to have the cigarrette smell hoh hooh)

Its not easy.. I know.
I have 3 samples all around me right now,
and they failed to resist.
one went all the way..
adopting a child to take care
like their own.. wah wah!

So there u go pocketeers,
I think its inevitable for such situation,
The "L.E.Z" word...
Its just we are blessed with religion, laws or guideline
that we have the weapon to prevent all of these.
No?

512. Dont Judge A Book...

2012-01-24T22:43:00.000+08:00

...By Its Cover.

'... well lets see its content then' -Roxxane Richie
(From Megamind the Movie)

Pocketeers,
just now i've read a blog and the content triggered
something that I have thought about before.
(Aischa's Blog with her post ... here)
Its about people who wears
costume at recreational park.
Disney Land,
Universal Studio Singapore,
(In her case, it was the Melaka Wonderland)

yeah yeah, I know, but get into the spirit will ya!
we're here to have fun with the family,
why do we have to be bias or paranoid
about things like dat pocket!!

yes yes... but... imagine this pocketeers..
Inside those cute and cuddly Mickey Mouse costume,
there might be an old pakcik with peluh berkepam kepam
gigi rongak sambil dok senyum bila budak pompuan comel
dok gi peluk diorang. ohh..

Yes, Minnie Mouse should be a lady,
but who knows.. inside is a well built student boy
who works part time.. or imagine.. a guy like me
acting all cute and ladylike just because I was chosen
to wear the MinnieMouse that day.. Ohh...

Unless u'r trying to take picture with Princess Jasmine
like the one in the picture I got from Yahoo Imagess just now.
Yeah, Costume like that is acceptable.
cause u can still see the face underneath those thick make-up
(Eh! adik yang paling bawah kanan tu lawa kan..
any of u are like that? sila angkat tangan :D.....hehehe)

so pocketeers,
watch out for those costume people okeh.
those hands can get naughty sometime.:_D

511. Girl In Purple

2012-01-23T09:14:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
vanessa hudgens is dang pretty no?
I went to see this movie the other day
just so that I can see her...
and I ended up not understanding
the whole movie because all I did
was looking at her. ohh..

why is it that she had to be in that movie!!!?

now if anyone asked me why is it
that the 75inch HD Tv inside the
grandpa's house doesnt show anything
other then an errupting volcanoes
also i cant answer.
heheheh

They've introuced her with that
hair moving slow motion gesture
like u see in Shampoo comercials,
they let her wear a purple inner
with white on top.
By mid of the movie,
they lose the white top!!
oh why oh why!!?

and dont let me start on the pants
she was wearing... its too dang low!
so low.. that when she had to tucked
in the purple inner when taking that
falling-shot... the whole picture
just doesnt work :D
(see.. I was looking too much at her
till I can realize that she tucked
the camy in during the falling-shot)

Kenapa masa ni tuck in?

adoh laaaaaaa...

ok in the end
the hero get to kiss the heroin.
that is it, the usual..
the father and son bonding finally
worked out.. ohh the usual..
not to forget, everybody wins..
the girl get to go to college,
the poor father finally able to afford for it,
the family seems happy...
the grandfather got his bike. :D

so people, go and see her..
she is definitely well worth paying
my RM11 for :D heheheheh

510. Bed Girl

2012-01-20T20:19:00.000+08:00

...bukan bukan, 'BAD GIRL'

Pocketeers,
short post,
ever saw that miniseries 'Merlin'?
where king arthur is dang hensem
and merlin is.... young.

i like to watch that silly minisiries not because
of the story line or anything, but because of
this chick.

Before.. i didnt care much about her.
well she's just another damsel in distress
where the hero would always jump in the
line of fire to save her..
but it turned out that she became the evil
one in this minisiries and that is when i'm
starting to love this story.

Ohh she's so much better acting as the 'bad' one.
is it her face? or its just me?
i like the bad one.
sexy? nooo.. in this story most of their outfit
is robes and the best skin that u would get would
be the klivej.

ohh.. i dont know,
best if i admit that...
i just love the lady villain better then the heroin?
>:D

509. Ripped

2012-01-19T19:51:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
in my post 506. GemuruhJiwaaaa!!!
i have told u that i was stupid enough
to hit an innocent batu (More like a step)
that made me do a double loop jump
to fall on my back bone washing away
my machoness right?
Yes i did.

And so there i was lying on my back,
hoping that people didnt see me,
i stand up and went ahead with the usual
Standard Operation Procedure u do after
u hit something and the bike is lying helplessly
on the floor. Parked the EX5 properly..
and as quick as possible i went on into the 'kilang'
without looking right or left. Basically i was hoping
that no one would stop me and ask me what happened..
Cause the explanation would be an epic joke :D heheh

it was a normal day in the Production Floor,
so does in the office, i went on flirting, working,
yelling, cursing and even slamming the phone.
The usual stuff. At 930 i went on my break,
walk all the way from the store to the canteen
which is located in the other end of the building.
after i ate, i needed to go the loo.
And so i went.
Cutting this story short.. as i was going to wear
my pants again, i was shocked that there was 3 holes
to put in my leg. eh!! sejak bila plak aku ni berkaki tiga?
Oh no!! could it be!!
the accident earlier in the morning actually
ripped my pants nearly half way through!
The hole at the back side is as big as the
slot u put in your leg!! ooiihh!!

i wear it anyway, hoping that the opening is not that obvious.
ohh now that i know, no wonder today i felt slightly breezy
underneath!! ooiihh!!
Panic about this, i checked the situation
below in front of the mirror, the light blue shirt
tucked in underneath is visible tru the opening!!
its that obvious!!
waahhh!!!
OK dont go mengarut asking me any other
color u can see from the opening.
am not going to answer u anyway..

what to do! what to do!!
after a bit of thinking and the staepler tricks
didnt work.. i pull all my strength to walk
anyway to the HR room and ask for Male Operators
Slack. It was a ridiculous trip,
stop and lean on the wall everytime there is
people passing by, run as fast as u can when
there's no one around.
ohh..

and the mission accomplished.
i got my pants... ohh.. what a relieve.
i went on into the office and of course,
everybody started to ask why am i wearing
the odd color pants.
i told them what happened and everyone laughed.
ohh i was the joke of the day. what can i say..
i asked them,
'so guys.. no one noticed that the pants
was half torn open at the back?'
'nope!'
'tak plak beb!'
'serious aku tak perasan'

half heartedly i am happy that people
are not noticing, but this also somewhat
makes me sad,

no one looked at my ponggong anymore..
ohh ohh..

508. WW: BesiYang Bengkok

2012-01-18T20:00:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
A post related to the previous post : 506. GemuruhJiwaaaa!!!
Tengok la bengkok nya tuu!!
notice the brake pedal is no on top of the right foot rest.
Ohh...
terbang RM38 ku...

507. WW: Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin

2012-01-18T10:12:00.000+08:00

Dey kata tak leh ada apa apa atas,

kamu tu duduk mana da kawan?

Jumpa kat kilang orang.

memang nak kena tarbi

orang yg prepare nii..

huh!!

506. GemuruhJiwaaaa!!!

2012-01-17T09:52:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers..

I came to work today, Happy.
The housemate cooked nasik goreng
and I ate like its my first nasik
for the week.
Got out of the house early, 624am..
waahh.. I dont have to twist the
accelerator to its maximum speed
today. 50km/j would be enough :D
(The maximum speed is 60km/j anyway)

And today was just like those days
where I am blessed with green lights
all the way. And just like what
i've wrote previously,
423. TigaEkorGagak...
I think today its going to be an easy,
hassle free, not to forget lucky day.
Waah... cant wait to see who's going
to smile at me today :D

As I was heading towards the employee's
motorcycle parking lot, slowing more
and more as i am reaching pedestrian area.
Parking lot was also filled with
empty spaces, hey I am lucky today..
Or at least I thought it was.

but then I took a right turn
a little bit too senget, I got scared
so I step on the brake pedal with my right
foot. Pushing the brake pedal while u'r
senget to the right would cause disaster.
The brake pedal hit a step near the parking lot.
'Gang!!'
THe hit was quite hard, sending me off balance,
crash landed to lay my back on the floor.
20% pain, 80% shame.
Can I just sleep here and act like
I got into a coma? I dont think I can face
people after that silly hit I just did to my self.
ohh

so there it goes pocketeers,
the 12green-lights-will-bring-luck
theory is not true at all.

The beloved EX5 broke a bit
the brake pedal bent.
I am scratched here and there,
My harga diri just went down a notch.
Adehhhh....

Duit duit!!
dimana kau duuuiiittt..
duit duit!!

Why the title is gemuruh jiwa u may ask?

Well i got this habit of putting all my

post related to any crash i got myself

into with the title 'Gemuruh jiwa'

A few more of my Gemuruh Jiwa series :

165. GemuruhJiwaII

55. 'GemuruhJiwaaaa!!..'

505. Perasan Tak?

2012-01-14T10:12:00.000+08:00

Perasan tak?
(A post derived from sis Hanie&Jue's blog.
The two headed dragon yang cantik lagi penyayang..
<-Ayat bodek.. tuan punya badan sila perasan)

Perasan tak?
... cleaner pompuan pun buleh jer masuk toilet lelaki..
yes memang la makcik cleaner tu tak la comel mana,
tp still seorang pompuan.
kalau ada yang ber'taste' pelik acaner?
Kalau ada cleaner yang comel bak selena gomez acaner?

Perasan tak?
... yang Facebook settings untuk wall kita tu
di'set'kan ke semua orang buleh tengok?
biarpun bukan rakan.
bahaya ni ok..
boss kat ofis buleh tengok,
(Aiii.. update mase ofis?)
bonda buleh tengok,
(Aiii.. kata tak buleh balik kampung
pasal keja.. ni apa gambar kat pangkor
nii? ngan awek lain plak tu!
menantu aku mana!!)
heheheh

Perasan tak?
... yang restoran vegetarian utk melayu tak der?
jangan kata restoran! menu vegetarian pun tak der.
cuba sebut lauk nak makan ngan nasik yg vegetarian?
abih malay tak leh vegetarian ker?
yes understandable that it is not malay culture
to be vegetarian, sayur masak ayaq tu pun kita
taruk udang kecik kecik, taufu sambal pung ada
udang kering.
kira tak der pasaran ker?

Perasan tak?
... yang ayam KFC yang diengineered lagi
dimasak ngan penuh teknologi dan temperature
kontrol tu sama jer harga ngan ayam kat
restoran nasik campur?
ayam goreng kat restoran berapa?
RM3? RM3.5?
Kat kedah maybe buleh dpt lg RM2.5 or RM2
tu tak leh kira lah kan..
cer sebut kat KL sana berapa rega?
Kat KFC? 2ketul ayam RM6.70

kedai mamak sure lagi badabomm :D

Perasan tak?

504. OutOfOrder

2012-01-13T10:00:00.000+08:00

Darjah empat,
malam tu pocket gi masjid,
semayang terawikh,
ngan kain pelikat,
baju melayu n songkok.
imej mesti mau jaga..
kami bukan macam bebudak lain yang
sampai kat masjid, kain pelikat terus
terselak dan suar pendet ngan t shirt
tu la dok jadi jersi untuk berlari
sana sini melastik cicak or bermain
bunga api. tak.. kami bukan begitu,
kami lebih kepada menunjuk baik moga
adik adik comel lg anak ustazah
tersangkut. hahahahah

pocket semayang lapan rakaat.
baru nak masuk semilan, terasa
plak perut ni meragam..
adehh... samting wrong ngan santan
dalam cendol tadi.. sakit tu mula terasa..
Pocket angkat tangan masa semua orang
ruku', 'tok imam.. saya nak gi toilet jap!'
tak der orang reply, diorang terus sujud.
so pocket meninggalkan saf dan menuju ke toilet.

sampai toilet,
pocket nampak sorang lelaki baru kuar..
ohh dah abih dah la kot. Harap dia tak
tinggal bom.
Pocket masuk dlm toilet tu dan ada dua
jer jamban, satu ada papan tanda ..
'out of order'
satu lagi separuh terbuka.
aaah tetap dah pakcik tadi masuk sini
punyer... so pocket mengendah kan air
yang dok bertakung kat lantai tu dan
menapak jgak la ke jamban tu.

Dipendekkan cerita, pocket dah
pun dalam posisi yang sepatutnya..
output pun dah ada sikit,
sikit jer lagi kot.. eeewwwwuuuu!
kain pelikat digantung di penyangkut
kat pintu. tengah dok layan tu,
dok tak dok dengar bunyi macam
orang melepaskan nafas yang berat...
'sssssssss' gitu gitu... aaa seram dah.
lepas tu terdengar la bunyi yang sejenak
terpikir, betapa bagusnya kalau telinga
punya kelopak buleh tutup tutup macam
kelopak mata.

bunyitu menyeramkan sangat..
bunyi macam orang merintih kesedihan pun ada..
'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'
gitu gitu bunyiknya...
apa lagi.. basuh tak basuh,
pocket sarung dulu kain pelikat tu,
kita langkah seribu dulu. Tapi masa panik
tu lah tak nampak mana 'punca' kat kain pelikat
tu.. tapi nak kira apa 'punca' ker apa..
kita hantam lari ja dulu,
tengkuk dah mula meremang...

bunyi tu kuar lagi ..
kali ni panjang tapi berturutan macam
morse code pun ada gak..
'eeiihhh.. eeeiihhhh.. eeeeiiihhhh'

eh mana plak sendal pintu nyer nii!!
sendal mudah pun dah tak reti nak bukak!!
Bunyi tu bergema dalam bilik air tu..
pocket serious dah cuak dah..
lantak la hantu aper pun..
camana ruper nyer pun..
takkan ku toleh punya
hatta turns out ada toyol comel
bertenggek kat belakang paip tu
pun pocket tetap cuak nak lari...

bang!! pintu tu pocket tendang
pasal tak tau nak usahakan 'sendal' mudah tu..
plastik tu pecah berderai..
pocket lari berdesup ke pintu toilet utama...

masa tu lah pocket terdengar bunyi
yang finale untuk pocket malam tu,

'eeeiiihhhhh.. adeh deh deh..
adeh laa adeh... sakitnyaaaaa..
sssssss.. adeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh'

hehehehe, pakcik kalau dah berumur tu,
sila jangan minum milo sangat tau..
nanti 'Output' jadi keras .. heheh:)
Kuuuusss semangat.
kang camana nak membasuh tu nanti pung
pocket tak tau.. dah la 'out of order'
dah toilet tu. heheheh ingatkan diri ni
dah emergency dah, ada yg lagi emergency.
masuk balik.. basuh!!

503. Mungkinkah...

2012-01-12T13:51:00.001+08:00

Mungkinkah,
...TNB berpakat ngan electrical appliances
manufacturer dalam malaysia untuk meningkat
watt usage nya supaya TNB buleh dapat
untung lebih?
Sama macam si tukang-tayar dok tabur paku
di jalan untuk pancitkan tayar motor.
Supaya dia yang ada disitu
boleh membaikinya...

oh kejam.

Mungkinkah,
...orang yang memancing tu
jutawan jutawan belaka?
dah tu buleh jer diorang gi
spend masa untuk benda yang
hanya 15% jer kemungkinan
untuk mendapat hasil.
Kalau tak kaya meliyana dah...
takkan nak pegi wat bebenda
sebegitu kan? heheh:D

Nafsu dibekalkan kekal dalam diri ini.
biarpun dah kawin ker dah bercinta ker..
tua kedii sikit lagi nak mampus pun
tetap nafsu teringin nak tengok
kaki adik itu or klivej kakak itu
tetap ada.. so!!

Mungkinkah,
...kahwin tu pengundang masaalah?
dah kawin kalu tak leh dah
pandang pandang or pegang pegang.
kalau gi pandang jgak, ada yang meradang.
kalau gi pegang jgak, kena tendang.

jangan kata yang sengaja,
yang nampak macam terpandang pun dicincang,
yang dengar katanya 'memegang' plak laaagi
la disiang siang.

dah tu? kalau tak kahwin,
(Atau tak berhubungan)
tak der la yang meradang,
kena tendang, kena cincang
lagi disiang siang... kan?
heheheh :D

ohh mungkinkah?

502. WW: Kita bako jer!

2012-01-11T09:50:00.004+08:00

Pocketeers,
Lama tak post.
rindu kamu, kamu dan juga kamu...
post pertama selepas menghilang.
Simple WW nak mengembalikan semangat:D

Balik keja,
Bila kita tengok asap dikaki langit,
pernah terasa risau tak?
terpikir balik strika tak tutup ker?
tak pun masak pagi tadi api masih
didapur?

Pocket? Yer...

501. KuakLentang! KuakLentang!

2012-01-08T11:00:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
terasa plak idup ni macam sungai.
kita dok menongkah arus cabaran idup.
ada yang pandai berenang...
senang jer nak ngelak kayu timbul,
yang tak pandai berenang..
rantin datang jer luka.
batu golek sikit.. luka.
Luka yang serious kalu,
terus tenggelam n mati.
adehlaaa..

Ada yang naik bot!!
tak aci! kita dok bepeluh peluh tetiap ari
ngan skill berenang yang tak hebat mana ni...
dia pakai tekan button jer.
salahkan bapak pocket kerana bukan
bill gates :D Oh tapi tak gak!
ada yang pakai bot sebab usaha sendiri!
Jeles!!

Ada yang pakai bot besar,
ada gak yg bot kecik.. sampan.
still jeles. sebab kayu hanyut datang..
langsung tak kena siot!!
mana nak pergi pun senang,
terasa nak amik buah kat sini situ,
tolak jer handle, sampai lah.
Bot diorang pun ada hiasan..
ok lah kan.. bot dia buleh bawak semua
sekali. hatta keter 3 bijik pun buleh
angkut. apa la sangat.
Kita ni.. buleh tarik apa yang perlu jer.
Terasa beban sikit, kena buang,
duit lektrik pun dok tepuk dahi.
nak beli keter?

yang laki bini,
dok berenang bersama.
kalau dua dua reti berenang.. ok lah,
mudah la sikit nak menuju sungai sungai
lain yang lebih tenang arusnya.
Kurang kayu hanyutnya..

Yang bini tak reti berenang..
laki jer dok kayuh.. penat gak woo!!
tapi banyak yang tak reti berenang
pun... kewujudan nya menambah semangat
si tukang kayuh... ok jer tarik sorang2
terasaa happy jer :D

yang bini dok kayuh,
laki plak dok tarik dari
belakang lagi kesian.. ooi!!
tak reti berenang pun..
tolak tolak sikit ngan
kaki tu buleh dak?
oh adik,
tendang jer mamat tu!

humm.. hidup bagaikan menongkah arus,
nak ajak kamu berenang bersama..
buleh tak?

500. Baca Ker Tak Nii?

2012-01-07T10:31:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
post pendek...
ari sabtu, suma orang nak jalan jalan...
maner ada masa nak baca karangan panjang panjang.
Baca karangan? macam la selama ni ada orang baca
pun? Eh takk.. somehow pocket rase most of the
people who commented in myblog actually read tru
and comment. Thank you!

Kita buleh tahuu. Nak lari mana kan..
tapi kalau tak baca pun tak per.. nak wat camana.
maksudnya pocket kena improve lagi lah penulisan
pocket kan:D bagi catchy sikit, plus..
kalau ada yg tak baca tp still nak komen tu
pun kira bagus lah jugak kan :D
kira macam teguran dari stranger...
'Cantik baju'.. walhal kita baru jer balik
dari mancing dengan berlumus lumus nya

Tapi berhati hati,
kalau setakat nak komen kat blog
n nak mengharapkan kunjungan balas..
zaman sekarang dah tak jalan dah.

pasal kalau terbukti kita sekadar mengiklankan
icon or link, nampak sangat komen general...
orang dah tak nak gi sangat dah.
maybe kalau icon tu comel sangat baru lah nak
kunjung balas kot.. tp kalau setakat gambar
ibu jari kaki.... tak yah la.

Plus.. siap ada blogger yg tegur lagi.
'Kamu tak baca kan?'

.....Kepada empunya nama..

Pocket padam dah! padam dah!! :D

sorry kalau terganggu ketenteraman minda kamu sekejap ok..

pergh! yang ni agak menakutkan gak!

terpikir plak.. pocket camner?

pocket pun pernah ker komen kat
blog korang tapi obviously tak baca
karangan korang?

err.. mari kita baca karangan orang yer..
or improve the scanning skill yang membolehkan
kamu komen something seems honest even if
u never read his/her post.
(Yang ni pocket masih lg gagal,
ends up baca jer ngan penuh penghayatan
lagi intonasi dan background music)
Ohh...

happy weekend pocketeers,
do tell me if the BBQ ends up hangit or not :D

499. Stro

2012-01-06T11:18:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,

Kita selalu heran kan orang mengamok.
kenapa dia melenting sangat?
aku cuma wat lawak pasal dia
makan coklat ditengah ari jer poon..
kenapa marah mengamok sampai
nak baling baling staepler?

Kita selalu heran kan suami isteri yg gaduh.
Kesian kat laki dia, tak talipon pasal lambat
balik pun bini dia mintak cerai? ada laki lain
kot?

Kita selalu heran pasangan yang tak jadi.
bercinta dah 4 tahun.
Best couple among us.
lovey dovey tak hengat!
wit berlambak lambak dah abis
utk maintain hubungan tu,
let it be jauh dekat..
let it be sibuk lapang.
last last pasal cik abang tak datang
dating pasal jam, cik adik tu ajak break
ngan alasan.. dalam mata mamat
tu tak der pun dia di masa depan.
oh lantak la apa pun maksud ayat tu.
pocket tak paham.

Kenapa yer? benda simple jer..
tapi pencetus kemusnahan.
well the answer is here ...
Mr G punyer ayat ni..
(Of course la english idioms kan..
tp pasal MrG yg bg pocket tahu..
so the credit is to him)

'The Straw That Broke The Camels Back'

Wikipedia link nya sini.
Macam yang kita tahu, unta digunakan utk bawak
barang yg banyak masa mengembara kat tanah arab.
kiranya sikit lagi lori tayar 8 lah ni, setakat pashmina
600 helai tu, sebelah jer dia bawak.. sebelah lagi buleh
jer taruk jeans siam lagi 80pasang! :D

Patah wei!! patah la satgi.. adeehhhh!!!

so dalam idiom ni dikatakan unta tu dok bawak 'straw'
Dey!! bukan stro yg guna utk minum kat MekDi tu lah!
'straw' ni jerami tuu.
so kalau pun unta tu buleh bawak seberat mana pung,
jerami terakhir yang ringan tak patut tu pun, buleh mematah
kan pinggang makhluk Allah tu.
Ayat ni nak bagitau kater..
Beban terakhir tu ringan jer..
tapi beban terakhir tu lah yg
mematah kan pinggang cik unta
kita pasal... dah banyak sangat
beban dok tanggung boss.
banyak sangat dah..
banyak sangat dah.....

Untuk yang mengamok baling staepler tuu...
-banyak sangat dah yang kamu wat kurang ajar beb,
ayat last ko pasal makan coklat ditengah hari tu memang
yang terakhir yg buleh aku sabor kan... coklat tu la
lunch aku, penat tau tak nak buat keja, nak kena marah
ngan boss lagi... ko buleh persoalkan aku makan coklat
biarpun bukan masa break aku? nak hamik kau,
staepler jer aku baling ke kening kiri kamu.
Nasib baik kena... nasib baik kena..

Untuk si isteri yang mintak cerai tuu....
-Ima sabar banyak dah ngan perangai abang yang
selalu balik lambat, selalu tak kisah pasal anak anak..
katanya anak anak pesan nasik goreng, abang gi
menyembang sampai dinner diorang sampai umah
kul 11 malam! bebudak tu tido dalam kelaparan tahu tak!!
Kalau Ima ada kat umah, dari pagi lagi Ima masakkan
samting tapi Ima kena outstation!! kesian la kat anak anak!
tu tak yah kira la ngan panggilan talipon asing yang
tak perlu Ima bincangkan lagi, ngan mak abang yang
tak suka kan karier ima lagi, beli umah dekat pun salah.
nak pindah gi dok singapore tak bagi pulak..
so malam ni abang gi maner tadi? kenapa tak jawab talipon?

Untuk CikAdik yang ajak break tuu..
-Our future was never mentioned in our conversations,
u took the job at JB, i tot we're going to stay in KL?
I wanted to buy a car, and u said to go on..
what about the wedding.. are we ever having any?
even after all these years of being together,
never once that u've introduced me as your future
companion in life to your father and mother.. what
wat that about? Are we really having something here?
or u'r trying to keep your option open?
.
.
.
.

'The Straw That Broke The Camels Back'

498. HangIngat HangSapa?

2012-01-05T20:36:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,

i was on my motorcycle one day and i felt
the buzz in my left breast.
Eh tak! i dont have any breast ... yet.
felt the buzz in my left shirt pocket
and it turned out that the buzzing
was actually my handphone vibrating.

1 SMS.
it was from Farid.
'Chish! Dgr dgr lagu 'jars of heart'
(CHristina Perry) ni terasa cam si'dia'
yg dulu nyanyikan plak. Adehh. Sakit ati
ni terasa berdarah'

...was the message.

Ohh Farid what have u done?
knowing Farid the guy who once accompanied
me on our quest to look for half eaten karipap
inside the tong sampah back in MRSM beseri.
The guy who run melodramatically towards his
mother across the field with open arms and
smiling faces like in dramas...
just to stop and puke in the middle of the field
from exaustion. He never made it to his mother.
The whole scene was an epic failure.
hahahah adehlaaa...

Knowing that Farid, I know who si'dia' that he
mentioned about. It was Ima...

Lyric and real life just collide here..
She could not approach him back..
Cause she know she'll regret it.
She was tormented with him leaving her.
and now Farid wanted her one more time.

adehla Farid, yang terlepas tu biorkan lah..
jangan di usahakan lagiii..

Yes, Farid did asked me,
do I know the where about of Ima,
Told him I dont know, go to her FB la
Farid.. she's smiling just like always.
she's stronger now, not like the cute, honest,
naive girl u use to trick and flirt.

Ohh.. I downloaded the song and listened to
it word by word.. Yes. I can see her face
singing her heart to u Farid.
u deserve the pain. Heheheh...

Am putting the lyric down below.
Just for u guys who dont know the song.
I guess that is how they do songs kan...
Its either the writer wrote it from
his or her own experience.

Or simply its a common
storyline for a lovestory to end.
Either way, am loving this song.
and imagining her singing under the limelight ...
with Farid sitting on the only seat in the hall.

Hang ingat hang sapa?:D

"Jar Of Hearts"

No, I can't take one more step towards you

'Cause all that's waiting is regret

Don't you know I'm not your ghost anymore

You lost the love I loved the most

I learned to live half alive

And now you want me one more time

[Chorus:]

And who do you think you are?

Runnin' 'round leaving scars

Collecting your jar of hearts

And tearing love apart

You're gonna catch a cold

From the ice inside your soul

So don't come back for me

Who do you think you are?

I hear you're asking all around

If I am anywhere to be found

But I have grown too strong

To ever fall back in your arms

I've learned to live half alive

And now you want me one more time

[Chorus:]

Dear, It took so long just to feel all right

Remember how to put back the light in my eyes

I wish I had missed the first time that we kissed

'Cause you broke all your promises

And now you're back

You don't get to get me back

And who do you think you are?

Runnin' 'round leaving scars

Collecting your jar of hearts

And tearing love apart

You're gonna catch a cold

From the ice inside your soul

So don't come back for me

Don't come back at all

[Chorus:]

Who do you think you are?

497. Hate It When....

2012-01-04T20:47:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,

... we hate it when people hurt us tru words and cynical banter,
but we still cant let go of social network like FB, Blog, MultyLevelMarketing..
Those are the jungle of thorns people, it'll prick your heart wide open.

... we hate it when people judge us as sloppy, irresponsible or dirtyminded,
but we still appear infront of people without the shirt tucked in,
forgotten to bring your own IC when u'r going for interviews and
flirt with the interviewer.

... we luv to get the traffic up, but we never bother to BW.
heheheh (Kena atas batang idung sndiri)

... we luv people to comment sincerely in our blog,
but we never read people's post all the way tru.

... we hate it when the GF seems not thoroughly trusting us,
but we are the one who keep the mystery tempting.
Handphone with passwords and silent mode,
2 hours of missing in action and obvious made up stories.

... we wanted to post a story, but we never bother to type them.
ooiihh, ko ingat buleh tumpah sendiri ker idea tu dari otak ni?

496. Lured

2012-01-04T08:34:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers

I know a guy who are so into fishing.
He cant be contacted during most weekends.
if he is not in his fishing trips, he'll
be with his family.. looking for fishing spots.
He got about 12 fishing rods. The major one.
And a few more of the minor one.
There is a full set ready to go in the trunk
of his car just in case he come across a puddle
of ikan puyu.

Three sets of stories to fill in 1001malam of fishing story.
If the king got bored with the first set,
the bride can tell the other two.

700 lures!! which is averagely cost at 15 ringgit
per piece. Of course there were those of 4 ringgit
per piece... and there is also those that cost
70ringgit per piece.
Some of them imported directly
from the land of uncle sam.

I asked him, what is so interesting about
going to rural area or paying for a boat to
bring u to a fishing spot out there in the sea
just for u to sit down and wait for fish to eat
your lure?

And he started his speech like poet who
have lived 300 years talking about life.
'Its not about the fish, its about the ...'
ohh i dont have to bore u about his poetic
explanation do i?
Bottom line is, he luved it.
He's poetic about it.
There is strategy in fishing.
There is 'life' in fishing.
Fishing Men are guys who can keep his anger down.
...and a whole of a lot other thing.

and his final conclusion was the nicest.
'..and i am proud to be good in something i luv'
Ohh.. he even have the gut to say that he is good!!

ohh...
pocketeers,
are u good in something?
anything?
hell... ask me now,
i dont think i can answer u.
good in english? naaawwwhhhh,
look up there, i'd say u can find
20 grammatical mistake right away!
Good in flirting?
I've flirted with 8 girls in my whole life,
and 4 of them i've got to hold hands,
4 ajer? hek enneeeee
aquarium? i own a 2 feeter.
in aquarium world, that is like a jogger who
just bought his first shoe laces.

now i ask u...
are u good in something?
anything?

Dont u wanna be? atleast one...
the one to be proud of...
the one your son could be proud of..
My mother is an excellent baker!
My father is a great rock climber!
i know bashtiah would say..
'My mother is a great swimmer and
the best swimming instructor'
good for her.
What about u pocketeers? Anything?

ohh.. am I intimidated with 2012?

495. Lipat!Lipat! Pak!! Lipat!!

2012-01-02T12:27:00.003+08:00

Pelipat... (Apooo la kena mengena kan adehlaaa)

Pocketeers,
i've once wanted to write something dangerous,
dangerous in reading material could be a few type..
its either sexy, religiously contradict, satanic, political
or judgemental.
I have let a friend read it and ask him his opinion.
Farid said, writing stuff like that would make people
change their perspective towards the writer.

According to him, if there are people who actually adore
the writer as if the writer is a good person, or a good believer,
an obedient son. By writing as such would definitely
change their perspective. He no longer be the good guy
everyone thought he is. The obedient follower he always preached about.
He's just like those hypocrite writer who shout..
!jangan pangkah alipmimnunwau!!', but still
be happy with the facilities provided.

Yes I agreed with him and let that post
chained and crying alone in my rib cage,

Today, I wanna post one that may
change your perspective about me.
My excuse would be that usually
I do keep this well mantained.
but the day this happened.
I did not,
I slipped,
I failed,
so dont think less of me.
its a one time mistake okeh!

Some of u know that I went to DermaDarah
on the last day of 2011, sat on the stool just
like everybody else letting them poke my finger
for a drip of blood to test the blood platelet.
I wanted to do the joke ...
'darah apa?'
'darah bangsawan'
but i could not, since the doctor didnt even asked.
She saw A+ on the red book i handed earlier.

It happened when the nurse was going
to poke my right 'pelipat' for the blood taking.
(Pelipat : the other side of the 'Siku')
She took a cloth with alcohol on it
to sterilize the 'pelipat' surface,
(Doctor Dhiya sila bagi tau untuk apa
diorang lap guna alkohol tu sebelum cucuk)
She wipe the 'pelipat' surface and the 'daki'
from my yesterday's jogging and a whole day
of working in the kitchen came off.
The daki was so thick that she needed
three sets of cloth with alcohol to wipe them off.
Ohh malunya..

Everytime she wiped, the cloth would stain heavily.
The best description would be like a white
t shirt with wilsmis faces printed on it as the stain.
Here I am smiling awkwardly.
The nurse didnt say a word, she just poked
the big diameter needle into me and let the blood flow.
I checked my other 'pelipat' and found it was clean.
Oh yes i did wash thoroughly during my daily mandi,
but i guess that morning I missed a spot.
and the spot was the one the nurse had to put her
attention to. adohlaaa... malu sepasal ngan nurse comel.

so words to other penderma darah,
make sure u clean the spot they poke.
it'll be sure damn memalukan if it was with
daki melekkit setebal keju dlm big mac.
Ohh

494. Kahwin Tahun Ni Jom!

2012-01-01T09:56:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
in my line of work,
we PLAN for an improvement,
and we DO the plan
we CHECK.. if this is working...
if not, we request for ACTION.
Its basically what they call as PDCA...
Click for a good informative readings.. below are
just my version of 'informative-Reading' heheheh.

so pocketeers, dont let the resolution stays inside
your mind. Let it run in the living room shouting
'i am free!! i am real!! i am for goooooodddd!!'
like those small chicken little.

PLAN
Start out by listing the goals pocketeers..
-Be kurus a bit more.. (this is like all to common already right?)
-Buy that dream house..
-Jalan Jalan Singapore?
-Marry Yusry... (Oh but i tot he is taken?)
-BMW? Sha oh Sha.... your aim is too high.
-Kissing a blogger?
(here i am claiming that i am too a blogger ^^)
-Derma Darah!!

So how to get there?
-Buy a jogging shoes.. or that SenamRobik CD :D
-How much does the house and the BMW cost?
With 200 ringgit a month, It'll be 2017 just to pay
for the down payment ohh.. tukar rancangan lain lah!
-Singapore? Air Asia is cheap already..
or u can always go by bus :D
-Yusry? so think.. how to eliminate kak lisa?
hummmm.. stab? frame? u know u cant beat her
in beauty...

Make a timing plan.. a realistic target of when to get what
-AirAsia ticket to be purchase by May for a trip in Nov.
-90Kg by March, 80Kg by June, 75Kg by September...
-err.. sharpen your knife and stalk her by February..?
Ohh how dark your mind is pocket!!

DO
U start by implementing whatever that you've plan.
According to the timing plan...
-Jogging? Macam la pocket ada masa sangat kan..
Senam robik? seriously look ridiculous if anyone
would see u doing it, unless if u have a room all
for yourself :D
- by June we'll have to keep atleast RM1ooo
so that we can get RM2000 by the day of the
trip to Singapore :D .. Cook people, no more eating
out... Vinci shoes instead of Prada okeh!!
-DermaDarah, open up the weekend for any plans
for March.. June.. September.. and December.
i guess that is all about derma darah..
-So now that KakLisa is out of the picture by April,
u have to get into the picture by May... let AbangYusry
merana sekejap sebulan.. takkan nak terus masuk jarum
kott...

CHECK
If any of your plans is not working according to the
timing plan,
-Pocket is not 85kg by April,
-KakLisa is still happily running with AbangYus
along TamanTasikPerdana..
-RM1000 is still not accumulated by June.
Merlion is fading away.. ohhhhh.

Then its time for u to do ACTION
-Buy a diet tea instead hahahah:D
-Oh admit it, KakLisa is far too cute for u 'cut',
u cant do it. Let the pro do it instead.
Look for 'Hire-Assassin' in the YellowPages ^^
-Duit tak terkumpul? KadKredit? Oh jangaaaannn!!
ok then, Maggi dua bulan? <- yang ni buleh:D

and hopefully u'll achieve your goals for 2012.
so where is that pen and paper?...
I wish u a happy new year,
Hope u get what u want.
Resolution is not for u to talk about but do nothing about..

PS: by the end of this post i've just realize.

THis post is not for u guys, its for me.. oh

493. NakCari Kayuuuuuuu...

2011-12-31T07:26:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
come 12midnight tonight, its the end of a wonderful year,
awaiting a mysterious year the second after.
if they say that every night we have to sleep on our bed
with our hands on our forehead chanting..
'nak cari kayuuuu, nak cari kayuuuuuu'
eh!! silap, to movie lain.

If they say that every night we have to sleep on our bed
with our hand on our forehead thinking what have gone
wrong, what have i achieved for today...
How was today?
Was it better then yesterday?
How to make it better tomorrow?

Then lets do a bigger version tonight people!
How was this year?
Was it better then yesteryear?
How to make it better next year?

This year? well i got the habit of posting daily starting from August,
well there were days that i've skipped.. well what can i say,
some days my mind are just as blunt as the tunggul kayu
infront of my house. Sure hope next year, i can reach 300 post by
31stDec'12!! :D

i've started the DermaDarah Campaign for myself,
am aiming to reach 100times, 4 times a year would required
me to be in full health for another 25 years just to reach 100 times!!
wow!! For those who are wondering how old i am,
lets just put it this way, i may or may not finish this quest ..
before i'll die of old ages:D hahhahahaha

I have tried keeping fishes in the house...
i think i wanna make a business
out of this next year! :D Wish me luck:D

I'm buying an oven!! Hopefully by next year,
i dont have to go to TGI Friday everytime
i'm craving for a beef ribs. Ohh.. any tips on the oven pocketeers?

So what else pocketeers?
What about u guys?
putting it in words rather then letting it trapped inside that
mind of your is definitely better sis :D
its a small step towards making it happen.
changing from thoughts to printed idea^^

Today is the day to reminisce.
As tomorrow its the day to plan.
The day after that... is the day to do

492. We Got So Much Of That...

2011-12-29T10:39:00.001+08:00

Pocketeers,
a joke i heard the other day,
Laugh out loud about it then,
hope it'll do the same to u:D

On a train somewhere in europe
there was a seat where all four
penumpang have to face each other.
An american guy sitting infront
of a malaysian guy,
a colombian guy by his side facing
a bangladeshian.

At first they didnt talk,
they just sat there minding
their own business. But the colombian
started to talk about his country and
so does the malaysian, bangladeshian
and American... telling a bit of this
and that about where they're from and
where to head for a good charkoeyteow
joint.

But the colombian kept on and on talking
The american couldnt stand the boasting
and over the top 'my-country-is-better-than-yours'
story that he pulled a 100dollar note
and start flashing it infront of everybody.
Now that he got everybodies attention,
he crumpled the money and throw it out
of the train's window.

'We got so much of that,
i dont mind losing one.eheh'
chuckled the american.

Seing this the colombian just could
not face defeat and so he pulled out
his colombian cigars. It was told that
Colombian cigars can sometime go as
expensive as 2000USD.. ohh. He cut the
cigars butt and start smoking it...
after 3 to 4 puff of smoke exhaled,
he just threw away the cigars..
off the train.

'we got so much of that,
i dont mind losing one.'
he smiled his cynical smile
looking at the american.

The malaysian and the bangladeshian starts
to look at each other and hastily searching
inside their bag for something expendable.
The American and Colombian just out of
curiosity, waited.
smiling..
oh what is expendable in malaysia and bangladesh?

..and then the Malaysian stand up.
everybody looked up at him.
wahh so strong and healthy this guy is.
what is he going to do?

He grab the bangladeshian guy
by the collar and threw him
through the open train window.
'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!'
fading screams acompanying
the malaysian macho face.
He didnt look back at how the
Bangladeshian land..

THe american and colombian was numb-struck
by this just looked at the malaysian,
hoping that he himself could explain
his action.

With his thumb pointing to
the back of the train he said...
'We got so much of that,
i dont mind losing one'

heheheheh...
kalau ada bangladeshian baca ni,
jangan mara yer :D just a joke ^^

491. TebalTebalKulitSawa

2011-12-28T18:42:00.001+08:00

Ima ke kaunter hardware store,
nak beli cat nippon paint.
'so nak cat rumah yer,
cik buleh pilih kaler dulu.
Besar mana dinding yang nak cat tu?'
tanya staff cik Farid kita..

'dalam 12 kaki panjang,
6 kaki tinggi jer..' jawab ima
dengan mata terus memandang katalog
warna.

'ooo, kalau gitu 2 tin cukup,
just make sure jangan tebal sangat..
sudah lah'

'kenapa?' tanya ima kembali menatap
wajah farid, tangan terus menyelak
katalog warna cat.

Farid menyambung..
'ada dua sebab tuu,
satu sebab nanti takut cat tak cukup,
satu lagi sebab.. kalau sapu tebal nanti...
takut bilik jadi kecik sikit..'

heheheh :D

ooih!! cat tu tebalnyer sekaki keerr!!

490. RumahTangga...

2011-12-27T09:45:00.002+08:00

Pocketeers,
Monday Blues Post...
...even though today its Tuesday.

'Ima.. you.... dah berumahtangga belum?' tanya Farid takut takut.
'belum... ' long pause looking outside at the pakcik yang sapu lantai.
'...well actually berrumah tu dah, tangga nya belum.' sambung Ima.
'eh?' Farid senyum, mengharapkan jawapan metaphor positif untuk
berselingkuh.
'sebab i beli rumah singgle storey jeerr.. beli tangga besi RM120 tu
buleh kira berRUMAH TANGGA tak?'
'......'

so pocketeers, how is your monday blues?
:D

489. People'sMisery...

2011-12-26T19:28:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
tell me..
Since when is it that knowing people's
misery would make u feel better?

Why pocket! that question is easy!
-when u come to know that he who took
your girl got run down by an 18 tyres
truck, and now living through a mechanical
paru paru using his Socso or insurance
money down to the pit and his family
is now considering to pull the plug.
Wow!! i'd say that i'll be happy to hear that of course!!
oh but that is just happy for the
vengeance right? OK, wrong description.

-when the father who ditched your mother
for another small frame bimbo 23 years ago,
leaving your mother to trudge the strong
current of life alone by herself,
that father was found dead recently and
left u with some EPF money and a piece of
land for u to 'parang-parang' over.
why? who would'nt be happy? Money Money Money!
Oh but that is just happy for the money right?
So that u can pay the HBO and a grand livina..
ok.. wrong again.

Both of the description above is wrong.

What i meant was, when ever u tell your husband
or your BF or simply the ear-dat-listen that
u had the worst week,
5 interviews and still nothing,
the bonus is too less,
your 'God-Blessed-Deformed-Leg' is aching,
or you just simply had a bad hair day...

..and the advise they gave to you was to sabar
and they remind u about other people's misery...
'ko tahu, kat somalia sana lagi teruk hidup diorang'
'5 interbiew? weh, si samad yang tak cukup 10 tu,
dah gi 50 interbiew tahun nih, dok tanam anggur gitu gak'
'kira ok gak ko dapat gak, aku tak dapat langsung!!'
'ko bayangkan orang yg tak der kaki, camner?'
'ko bayang orang yang tak der rambut.. camner?'
(CikBolat jangan angkat tangan, kamu masih berambut)

ever had those kinda nasihat?
yes yes, i know all about bersyukur and thanking god
bout what we have and blessed with. Yes i know!

..but psychologically speaking, telling people
that his life is not that bad by comparing
to other's misery is not that much of a good
advise dont u think?

Why do I have to care about u not getting your bonus?
u'r rich enough with your monthly salary.

If people's heartbroken can be soothe by hearing
other's misery, then put the picture of those
people who die of starvation on the dining hall.
and serve your son and daughters a 400gm of nasi,
with a piece of ayam masak merah no bigger then
Your thumbdrive. 'Bersyukur lah, orang kat somalia
sana nuu laaagi tak der makanan'
pour them another bowl of gravy sis!!
ooih!!

..and when u'r signing them off to a public school
that have the worst SPM Passing rate in the state,
tell them about those who never made it to school,
never made it to PMR even.. so that they would be
grateful. At least they made it to school.

kan?
In advising people, it has become too common
for people to compare our nasib with those
who are less fortunate ..
and we're suppose to feel good about this why?

488. Ngarut Nya Cinta..

2011-12-25T21:16:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
sesekali pocket nak mengarut..
then kamu mesti nak tanya..
'kenaper? selama ni tak cukup mengarut lagi ker?'
iyer la.. ni kira lagi mengarut okeh..

pocket rasa pocket jatuh chenta
ngan Kim Possible nih la!
buleh tak? ala buleh laaaa...

suar baggy nyer..
senyuman nyer..
pusat tu tak la bekenan sangat.
flat chest nyer..
talipinggang longgar tu menarik.
muka bulat nyer...
rambut merah lagi panjangnyerr..
attitude? kena tengok katun nyer baru buleh tahu kan.
talk about tengok katunnyer..
suara nyaa..
dengusan nya..
serak serak dihujung ayat nyaaa..
adehlaaa..

cuti pocket is full of her youtube.
so sapa yang fit the above description,
sila angkat tangan

(CikBolat, kamu baru potong rambut, so letak tangan tu)

487. OhBapak ku..

2011-12-24T11:38:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
Yesterday night i get to see
this movie.. Finally :D
am luving it the whole way!!

..and starting from now on,
i'm going to declare that
TomKruz adalah bapak pocket :D
if he ever going to die,
i'll be there on his death bed
with suri hoping for his harta.
hahahah..

Okeh, pocket merapu.. sori.
(Disclaimer, above ayat is
Saturday-Working-Blues sentences.
do not take it seriously^^)
anyway..

A few things i want to point out.
its not my bapak's fault, its the writer's.

1) Diamonds for payment,
dont u wanna put them in trays
for easy verification of the
ammount and authenticity?
i mean its easier to know that
there was 30pcs of diamonds
if it was in trays with separate
slots for each and every one dont
u think?

2) The BMW that my bapak crashed
was not equiped with any security
that EthanHunt can start itwithout
any fuss.

3) Barang barang IMF tak leh harap.
glove abih bateri lah,
cat nak buat face mask abih lah,
talipon kena ketuk dulu baru 'self-distruct' lah

4) Countdown ... in any case...
is not helping :D

5) Mak oih baju heroin kitaaaaaaa
masa kat parti di india tuuuuu..
adehhh!

6) Pocket still rasa awek yang jatuh
bangunan tu lagi hot

7) Pengarah memang suka bagi TomKruz sakit.
kira cam hero hindustan lah kan.
kena langgar la dalam ribut pasir,
kepala sangkut masa nak masuk bilik
dari luar burj khalifa,
jatuh atas keter pun terhantuk kepala
lah.. adehaaaiii.

8) EthanHunt jauh lagi muda dari pakcik
jahat tu, tapi still tak sempat nak ligan?
kat rusia tak sempat,
dlm ribut tak sempat,
kat india pun tak sempat. kenapa?

ada lagi nak kata,
tapi macam tak sesuai n panjang dah la plak..
so off the pocket doing his work on a fine
saturday morning.
PestaPenangJom!

485. Random Post

2011-12-23T10:46:00.001+08:00

Random post.

1) Monster, dinasour, musuh ultraman,
Dalam bahasa melayunya 'raksasa' kan?
Ke 'raksaksa'?

Pasal rasa kalau sebut mcm 'raksaksa' je.
Ohh.

2) Paranoid adalah perasaan tak senang duduk telebih lebih
merisaukan keselamatan, kejayaan, kenakalan dan juga jenayah.
'kang MC tak dapat kang, kita makan durian manyak sikit lah!
bg badan ni panas sikit!'

'awek aku sampai ke tak lagi tu? talipon lagi lah'
biarpun 3 minit lepas dah tepon.

'kang kalau aku sigong, mahu menjerit ni,
nak sigong ke tak? Nak sigong ke tak?'
(post lepas nye klip.)

N Pocket yg menyamar sebagai pondan hanya kerana
takut kantul masa tgk ghost protocol dengan cuti MC
adalah paranoid telebih lebih kan? Hehe

3) Pocket selalu bersangka buruk dengan titisan titisan air
di dinding toilet awam. Makcik cleaner basuh dinding kalu
takper la, kalau 'air' lain?

Eii welkh!

485. Winning Or Losing

2011-12-22T20:45:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers, an emotional post.
i have wrote something like this before,
here i am posting about it again.

This life is a game,
there is not such thing as 'fair',
nothing that spelled near as 'same',
or 'good' and 'bad'.
Its about winning.. and losing.

You ask a guy,
'oh so u have a blog?
how is the traffic?'
'well about 120unique a day' was his
answer and u smile 'oh good!'
while inside your heart, u thought..
in blogging comparing to this loser..
'i won!'

u went and cut the line for people who
waited to use the ATM machine, U hold
up your hand asking for permission,
the old lady was nice enough to smile
and let u cut.
U smile back,
while inside your heart, u thought...
'i won'
i have taken a short cut in getting
my money today and this makcik... lost

u were walking with her and
intentionally u've 'sigong'
her chest. She gave a short shriek
and yelled 'hoi! aper ni!!' in full
furious of the mother dragon who
have red blazing fire as her hair
she got angry at you. U apologize
and told her it was an accident.
For what it matter, u didnt felt
anything.
Pujuk punya pujuk, rayu punya rayu..
Due to love and the fact that
no one else can send her home, she
accepted your apology. And off u go
holding hands like u'r suppose to.
U smiled, she smiled back..
u thought..
'I won'
... in a game of asking for apology
for what i did that clearly is wrong,
she lost

He hit u again, hit u hard this time,
a few bruises on your shoulder, a swollen
finger and a cut in your upper lips.
U thought u had it this time,
u'll leave him this time...
But he beg for mercy,
kneeling by the front door
putting his hand together,
asking for forgiveness.
U fall for those 'kesian' eyes
just like puss in boots.
u say 'OK'
he say 'sorry'
He smiled...

484. Melting Point...

2011-12-22T09:02:00.001+08:00

.. is a temperature at which a
solid changes state from solid
to liquid. (Wikipedia)

...is basically a point where
the bond between particle breaks
down and thus changes its form
with the help of external force.
(Pocket-ikut-suka-ati-dia)

Bond : perokok
Particle 1: man
particle 2: cigarete
external force:
Kempen kerajaan yang halus mulus
bagaikan angin meniup telinga
dipetang ari,
makian atau teguran isteri,
batuk batuk bagai nak rak
ditambah dengan dengusan
tak puas ati tiap kali si suami
nak isap rokok kat luar restoran
masa anak bini dok sedap makan ketam.
ohh jangan dicaci ikut suka ati,
kang meletup sisuami,
tak jadi nak beranak lagi :D
tak dilupakan juga ngan harga
makin meningkat, tempat merokok
jauh dari ofis dan
kesihatan anak beranak:D

Bond : Marriage
Particle 1: Suami
Particle 2: Isteri
External Force :
Kemiskinan, mak mentua, isteri yang
dok tendang laki tetiap kali dia nak
merokok.(Heheh, jangan tau! tak baik..
tegur pelan pelan okeh)
si suami yang naik tangan tetiap kali
ditegur kenapa balik lambat.
dan tidak dilupakan juga kepada si suami
yang pemabuk atau kaki judi tak nak jaga
bini.
(Tp ada exception sikit kat taik pit,
entah kenapa isteri mereka jarang tinggalkan
bewak idup tu, anyone know why?)

Bond : Carrier
Particle 1: employer
Particle 2: employee
External Force:
kemiskinan, mak mentua,
(Eh kenapa yang ni sama?)
utang umah, utang grand livina,
utang kredit kad...
Internal Force:
Entah kenapa utk 'ikatan' ni,
ada internal force which is ...
bonos kureng, keja banyak, keja mengarut,
keja berat sebelah, department lain rilek
department kita jer penat,clerk tak comel,
receptionist tak layan.. heheheh

so pocketeers,
any other bond or ikatan
we can discuss?? :D heheheh

483. 3 Things U Wont Agree...

2011-12-21T09:46:00.000+08:00

3 things i think u wont agree with me.

1)
i'm ok with lez, lets refer to the word
as the letter 'L' from now on okeh..
segan gak nak taip nam kali..
I'm Ok with L, now i'm not saying that
L is Halal or How does the community should
look into the matter.
Its wrong i know..
but i'm OK with it.

Why? u might ask.
What is sexier then one sexy lady?
...
...
well...
two sexy lady being sexy of course!!
heheheh >:D

2) I think people should look into smoking
issues in a more serious aproach,
saman on sight,
or even better katok on sight.
put aside the whole cigarrette is contributing
a lot in Malaysia's economy from the taxes
cause healthwise, we are in jeopardy.

A young girl by the age of five was walking
and her eyes got hit by the cigarete fire
making her blind.
I guess the smoker was holding his cigarete
with his arm straight, walking through the
walkway and a five year old girl height would
be about that much also no?
Imagine you grown up to your beautiful and happy
twenties without your eyesight? when u ask your
mother why.. the answer was 'a smoker did it'.
How would u feel?

me? my work uniform got burnt last night,
the smoker was holding his 'torch'
recklessly in a pasar malam.
oiihh

3) Big Big companies like Honda, FOrd, Suzuki,
Celcom, Digi, Maxis and even 'Anakku' should
put their commercials in NuffNang more!
(Oh but this one i think u guys
do agree with me right? heheheh)

Hey hey!! its wednesday!
another 2 days to work till the HOLIDAY.
Book a one night stay in the HardRock Hotel
maybe pocketeers?
ohh as if i have the cash ^^;

482. VlogDuluDulu...

2011-12-20T08:44:00.002+08:00

A post triggered by previous post :
481. WhyDoWeNeed...

Pocketeers,
i am old.. i am so old that i lived
through the black and white TV, The
colour TV untill now its the LCD Tv..
CikBolat is so young that she only
knows LED TV which just came out
recently.
(Lawak jer tau!jangan la amik ati plak^^)

Back in our days, we use to have letters
as our way of corresponding with people afar.
sending it now would mean she'll be reading
it 4 days later (if she is still in malaysia)
and for you DhiyaFariza, it'll be another 2 weeks
till u'll be getting my surat out there in
al-mansoura. Its more personal sending letters,
your handwriting and smears of your sweat would
give a hint of existence. kissmark on the
parchment?
habihlaa kami lelaki penasaran tak leh tido :D

Then someone who are bunga enough
in our MRSM come up with this brilliant
idea of recording his voice into a
cassette and sent it to his girl.
waaaahhhh.. i remember hearing the
reply for the first time. it was heaven.
Even though she was somebody elses girl,
i am still falling inlove.
She's putting some luv song at the back
as the Background music, talking and
chuckling her cute cute laughter..
sometime she even sing to the background
music.. ooii!! kasihanilah kami!!

She talks on, her sweet sweet voice just
would melt and send us to the diabetic
ward for our insulin shot. There were
interuption, seems like her younger sister
came bugging her and she treated her with
the cutest baby voice.
'ala dik ah tayang ni nak kena
gigit ngan mak cu ni!! gigit diaaaa'
Adehlaaaa... cut me up now,
and see my heart bleeding:D

He kept on sending cassette one after
another and she kept on replying.
The Background music changed, one that
made me choke myself was the sound of
the wave crushing over the beach. Oiih!
They went on i guess, heard rumours that
one of the cassette lost from his possession.
well what can u expect.
We're boys with different background >:D

So this is another use for a tape recorder.
Traditional Vlog.. not for Video Log,
but Voice Log.
People nowadays will not be having the same
adrenaline rush like we do.. just because
u guys got yourself handphones.

Hey hey.. lets start sending surat people!
i know the chemical will be different :D

Pocket pun nak kena belajar Vlog
cam cik Hanie&Jue jgak ker haa?

481. WhyDoWeNeed...

2011-12-19T20:08:00.000+08:00

...a tape recorder,

oh i forgot, u guys are generation that
never saw a tape recorder. well basically
an audio recording device. It can be anything
base on when is this text is being read.
MP3 for people who look up to Najib and
Pak Lah as their PM :D.

so why pocketeers? why?
The most common one is when u are too lazy
to take note and thought that those laziness
would wear off when the clock reaching 11pm
and the FOX channel is showing TerraNova
series for the third time.
well newsflash pocketeers,
no!! laziness will not wear off :D

Another one is for listening your own
voice conversing in foreign language.
yes yes you over there.. i know u know this
better then anyone else ayaq masak.
Pocketeers, on a fine day when your voice
is as merdu as the tweeting bird. Try to record
your voice while u'r conversing in english and
hear em again... u will be amaze at what u'll hear..
is it the same as Selena Gomez when
she's in that 'wizards of waverly place'?
or maybe with an accent like harry potter,
pronouncing water with an apostrophy at the 'T'...
like WA'ERme?
i tried this, i sounded just like
a malaysian who speaks english :D
'yes lah, u know.. det wan never can sell waaannn
hahahah

oh oh.. another one more reason.
and this is quite interesting..
We need a tape recorder to eavesdrop
in people's conversation. On a fine day
when everyone just in the mood to gossip,
try to start recording and leave the device
hidden on your desk camouflage like it was
some decoration duck or a paper weight
in the shape of a dog poo.

U'll be surprise at the result :D
'waahhh, pergi jugak pocket, orang baru nak
gossip pasal awek dia, kacau daun betul lah'

'korang tahu, pocket tu bodek gila gila punya,
sebelum si farid tu jadi boss dulu, cam biasaaa
jer diorang kawan. sekarang... siap belanja makan siot!!
galaxy tab yang bini si farid pakai tu?pocket lah !!'

'pocket tu sebenarnya taik pit, dia ngaku sendiri
dulu masa aku rapat ngan dia dulu, hampir masuk
pusat lah wei!'

oi oi! bila masa plak pocket masuk pusat?
camni punya overweight pun layak jgak nak
jadi taik pit ker? apoooolah.
Any other reason why do we need a tape recorder pocketeers?

480. NakSofa! NakSofa!

2011-12-18T19:56:00.000+08:00

pocketeers,
the rumours is out..
people are talking about it,
some even counting days...
cant blame them..
its a yearly thing.
once a year..
where workers like me are hoping for bonus.

some says we'll get 6month of bonus..
(ko ingat ko keja petronas ker aper? tipu!tipu!)
some says we'll get it by the last day of 2011.
(so that all of us can get drunk celebrating
new year? what is there to celebrate?)
some even say that there is nothing to hope for..
nil, nada, nahi, zit.. maner ade bonos wei!
(oh how we wish that this is not true)

however it is,
how much money even we're talking about..
when ever there is money promised to be out...
cant stop the people from forecasting and planning.

If we're getting 2 month, i'm getting that ALZA.
If we're getting 1 month, i'm getting a MyVi
if we're not getting anything, i'll update my resume.

some even made a list...
new sport rim for the honda is about 3k plus..
maybe a trip to langkawi with the family would be
another 2k plus, ohh.. tak cukup!
have to get there by car instead.

Oh how i would love to get me those Lorenzo's Sofa
that pass for three to sits while watching movies,
that enough for me to sleep on without my leg tangling,
and of course... one that will not squeak if u...
if u...
if u'r doing sit up on it. heheh

The best thing about bonusses is,
kita hanya merancang, tuhan yang menentukan.
after the bonus, we will still be seing those
guys come to work by his old iswara. oh i tot
u'r handing out your resign letter?
those trip to bali.. changed to pangkor.
those new white and soft leather sofa...
never made it to our living room.

As for me, let us be realistic, no sofa for me,
i just want to clear up my C card.
hoping that next year, i can actually pay for
those faster TM Internet subscription or pay
for the HBO. humm hummmm

What about u guys, done planning
your bonus already?

478. MelawakKasar

2011-12-17T10:06:00.002+08:00

Pocketeers,
Pocket orang kedah,
Lahır hospıtal alor setar.
Pertama kalı jejak negerı orang pada
Tıngkatan 4. Ke perlıs masa budak skolah yang ada walkman kaset dok bangga abıh dah. Aıwa tuu, 79 hınggıt jer ponn.

Fırst tıme pocket sampaı penang adalah masa keja. Woh! Takut sıot. Kononnya orang penang kasar bahasanya..
'pııııraaah!!'
'apa dok ghaplah jıngga,
jangan dok jadı sıru la kat sını!'
Adalah sunggoh menakutkan pocket.
Oh what ıf ı offend them wıt my kedah joke?

Selepas 2 tahun dıpenang pocket dapat tahu kata, ıts about the joke that separates Kedah n Penang.
Orang Penang melawak attack personal tapı orang Penang tak penah amık pusıng atau tak penah rasa atı.
'nı apa lcd kamera hang kechık sangat nı!? Nak teghopong muka orang !pun susah!' usually would offend people, but not anak mamı penang.
'hang nı gajı saja dok mengaku rıbu rıbu, tapı kedekut taık ıdong masın!'
Kalau kena kat orang kedah, akan keluarlah ayat balas yang menggambarkan bahagıan tubuh orang yang berulat atau buruk dıhurung semut.
Heheh.

'Penang melawak kasar tapı tak terasa atı.'

Tapı hakıkatnya manusıa adalah manusıa, hatı nı dıcıpta utk merasa. Mengaku lah yang kamu dısakıtı and tell.. Jangan dok bangga sangat. Pocket g jejalan bebaru nı sempat menyaksıkan orang penang 'melawak'
Masa dok kondem anak hang hıtam, bını hang tak retı hurup rumı, pak hang kakı pendek sebelah, memang dıselangı hılaı tawa. Tapı lepas tu yang nangıs dlm toılet pun ada, yang mula belı face whıtenıng lotıon pun ada. Yang tak bagı anak kawan pun ada.. Inı ke yg kıta mahu?

regardless from whereever we are.
Try not to offend anyone when jokıng okeh. N thınk fırst before sayıng anythıng.
'keter kena tarık pasal xbayar kot, takkan la keter macam tu pun kena curı koot'
Ohh, mcm la kıta nı semekın sangat tak mampu nak bayar kan..adehla

478. Pocket Bertambah Demam

2011-12-15T20:34:00.003+08:00

Pocketeers,
this morning i got sick,
i got so sick that i'm sleeping with the hanky
placed right below my nose so that if any water
drip, it would not make the tiled floor slippery.
And boy did it dripped!!

i woke up at 9am with the hanky so wet i could
perah and get a glass of liquid. ohh!!

and so i slept hoping my health would recover.
waking up at 12 to eat maggi with a couple of
sausage. At 3pm i went to the Petronas nearby
to get some money.. even though it was mid of
the month, i still had to que. oh why?

After the AbangLah settled their business,
a makcik approached the ATM with an anvelope
in her hand.. she didnt know what to do and
she turned around to ask me how to take money.
oh makcik, but i'll charge u after u know..
about 20 ringgit for my service.heheh
okeh that was a joke.. why would a nice guy
like me would take an old lady money's right?

sheepishly she gave me the card and the password
was handwritten underneath a handsomely written
paragraphs of love letter.
Since i could scan a few words 'mak' and 'abah'
i'm guessing its a loveletter from a daughter.
Men just dont write nicely like that :D

She talks a lot, i guess the makcik is malu malu
being a malay lady but dont know her way around
the ATM machine, i guess people really do that
when they're segan segan. Cant blame her..
'anak makcik ni .. dok kat KL. katanya dia
hantarkan wit lama dah, tapi si bapaknya bagi
hilang kad plak... bla bla bla.. keja bagus katanyaa..
bla bla .. ari tu pi siam.. bla bla'

well basically from her talking,
it was her fourth month working in the big city,
she opened an account under her name to send money
to her mother. her mother holds the card for
easy cash out i guess..

'Jadi makcik, kalau nak tengok berapa duit ada
tinggal tekan la kat sini, saya tekan na.. '
was part of my instruction

it was about 5k... ooihhh!!

and then i helped her to take out RM800
Give a few pesanan not to talk to strangers and
get onto pakcik's motorcycle as fast u can before
some perampok come and take her money away.

and they went away with me still behind the glass
wall of the petronas mart lifting my hand to the
pakcik. Off they went leaving me feeling intimidated.
leaving me feeling small...

oh oh.. i need to get a new job that can allow me
to send money to my mother more then RM150
permonth.

adehlaaaaa....
Demam pocket bertambah demam....
MC again tomorrow?

477. WW: NampakTak?

2011-12-14T09:39:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers?

Tengah bawak keter Kampeni..

nampak tak speedometer tu tunjuk berapa KM/J?

tak kan...

or atleast with my height driving the new proton saga

i could not see the speedometer that much,

regardless how ever do i change the steering height.

ohh... dah tu camana nak tahu kita tengah speeding ker tak!?

adehlaaa...

Kira wordless wednesday gak tak nih?

476. TakRetiMasak...

2011-12-13T19:54:00.002+08:00

Pocketeers,

people who cant cook, can still condemn our bad cooking.

so tak yah la nak cakap..

'eehh.. yang ko larang aku mencurik ni ko tu baik sangat?'

iyer, pocket pilih 'mencurik' sebagai katakerja negatif kat

sini hanya untuk satu tujuan, pocket tak nak offend anyone.

iyer lah kan.. sebut tak pakai tudung, kang ada yg melenting.

(pocket tak kisah sebenarnya, lagi suka ada..)

sebut k-pop.. ada lagi melenting.

sebut rantai burung antu, ader la kot yg melenting.. kan.

berbalik kepada tak reti masak.. yes orang yg tak reti

masak pun tahu kalau ayam tu tak masak, garam telebih lebih,

or perut ikan tak dibuang.. tu basic tu beb... lain la kalau

dia tegur bebenda advance...

-white sauce ko ni berketul ketul lah beb,

-ko taruk daun sup jer dalam ni kan, akarnyer ko tak taruk ker?

-hyayakko orang taruk halia lah aho! yang gi taruk kunyit tu sapa suruh!?

which itupun kamu buleh persoalkan ...'sekolah mana dulu?' ajer..

tp still bebenda negatif yang orang buat,

buleh jer budak sekolah kondem.

laagi lah kita yang kena kondem ni patut malu.

peh.. budak sekolah pun tahu, inikan plak aku.

so kalau kena kondem,

oi! jalan tu tengok depan! jangan dok tengok aurat orang.

oi! orang sebut pukul lapan, datang la 755! kamu tu lebar, kena awal sikit!

oi! buat keja! kang aku tak bagi bonos kan!! dok sembaaang jer keje..

.... sila sila lah buat... jangan melawan.

heheheh ooohhh sedihnya ari ni sedih :(

475. MyDesk..

2011-12-13T10:23:00.003+08:00

Pocketeers,

Sis Jue wanted to see my desk..

its not something to be proud of.

but i guess, just so that people would

know me,

no i'm not a tidy person.

I could live in a library,

without the shelf.

PS: just a quick post as

my karangan is not finished yet..

ohh ohh.. busynya kebelakangan ni.

7am-7pm everyday..

nak cutiiiii!!!! MC jom!!

and yes... the kertas gulung is for

telinga.. tapi ada ka orang korek idung!?

jari dok ada!!?

474. BatangBergulung..

2011-12-12T10:04:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,

Now i know...

...that i have a very faithful readers,

on Saturday, i have 'selit' a picture

of a joke, hoping that someone would

actually commented on it, giving silly

replies or simply say something about it.

But check back people!

no reply on the picture!

U guys actually prefer to read

my story instead. Ohh i'm flattered.

(True or not, am putting behind,

let me enjoying my moment okeh^^)

anyway as today is monday,

and i know that u guys are not

in the mood to read dat much.

here it go again.

What do u think is the answer?

The person who got it right,

i'll gulung 20pcs of these for ya,

hand pick here in penang though,

cause we dont do deliveries :D

heheheh

473. Know Your Game...

2011-12-11T12:26:00.003+08:00

Pocketeers,

its sunday and i woke up late today.. 640am..

ohh..

A shout out to myself and for u .. maybe.

do u know how to play the badminton?

i bet u do...

no i mean the rules and regulation?

the shuttle falls inside the white line, means in.

the shuttle falls outside means out.

do not touch the net,

do not flirt with the empire,

do not intentionally smash the shuttle

to the empire, even if she gave a few bad calls.

well the whole shabang, and i dont have

to list it down here right? u know better.

Sports would be the same with life i guess,

it teaches u to follow the rules and goal oriented.

know your goal, think of strategies to win it.

and work with the pantang larang to get ahead.

Lets talk about work for instance.

like my work, i'm the carton stamper for instance,

my goal is to finish stamping 400 carton a day,

and that is what i have to do... 400 carton a day it is,

if i cant get it... then i'll lose. Just like how bowlers

lost if they cant get an average of 260pins and above.

Like friendship,

I have u guys as my 'virtual' friends,

a few more in my real world.

every comment needs reply,

every temujanji needs me to show up, Sory ayaq masak.

every sms and calls to be attended to,

and so that is what i have to do...

reply!!

show up!!

and if i fail to do so, i'll lose.

just like how a petanque player who

fail to get as much balls near the le petite.

...and just like when u are in love.

know the prohibition in the games,

do not let her know that u'r flirting with girls,

do not let her see the naughty message in your HP,

Show up on time and whatever she cook, is delicious!

or else u'll lose!!

Just like how a swimmer dont know that she suppose

to reach the final wall with both hands. DQ when she

actually won.

(Thanks Bashtiah for the awesome story : Know It All Yeah)

so pocketeers,

year 2011 i have lost in a minigame i got myself into.

lost it once and got humiliated by the 'L' mark in the

forehead all year long.

I'm not going to lose again in 2012...

set your goal,

know the rules,

and win the game. Hoyeah!!!

472. GulungLagi!

2011-12-10T14:49:00.003+08:00

pocketeers,

once in a while i will be writing without

any proper intention or purpose, letting

this fat tingling bones from my hand dancing

on the keyboard forming words and telling

stories about myself in this blog.

Talking about blog.. Miss FatinMraz did

a great post the other day about how to blog.

its a wake up call to some of us and for me

its a reminder of what we're doing here.

Check it out here :

4 cara blogger lain boleh 'menghidu' blog anda

3 cara pembaca terus mengikut blog anda

one thing that i have to add would be,

in blogging.. people want to know more

about the blog owner. yes.. u can always

type informative story like how Bro Saiazuan

was telling people about gadgets and that

would attract people very much but still,

people would like to know the blog owner

too. u never know! he or she might be

the one who will be sitting by your side on

your wedding day. So loosen up the story

and slip in a thing or two about u..

yes u.. the blog owner who key in your

e mail add and password at every blogging

session :D

things like what Saiazuan wrote

in his post >Kerjaya about him

focusing in Software Developing

would definitely interest blogger

from the same field no?

Kerjaya kan?

pocket is thinking about changing

his carrier to a better one now.

Aiming for an extra RM500 a month

cause i wanna own that car that

can also brought a bicycle on top,

right now my only transport would

be the 2wheelers EX5.

The housemate's kancil can always

top those bicycle up but it would

look funny.

And carrying a bicycle with my EX5 would

be even funnier.. heheh

ohh, what can i say, people always

think about people's comment and

criticism

My zipper is undone lah,

(Please do tell me this before

massive damage is done)

Your desk is messy lah,

your handphone is too cheap lah,

hey hey.. if we always think about

people's comment, who's life are we leading?

oh no! but i do care about the comment

that u'r leaving in my blog.

Your comment really made my day,

and i luv reading and reply each and

every one of them, but these recent week

have been hectic and i just dont have the

time to reply back, for that i am sorry.

Hope changing my work can give me more

time to blog happily. (If i can..)

or do i need those android handphone

that could access my blog and write comment

as soon as you pushed the button 'publish comment'?

now that would be nice.

471. U Tak Tipu Kan?

2011-12-09T09:07:00.001+08:00

Pocketeers,

yesterday i watched dat movie 'in time'

its ridiculous but in the same time

brilliant to push your imagination a bit.

it starts with the question ...

'what-if'

What if the curency in this world is base

on time granted to you monthly. like by

the end of this month, i'm getting 4 years

of time to spend and ... a ticket to watch

a two hours movie cost u 120minutes.

merapu kan.. i know.

but it is still interesting.

no no i'm not going to give u reviews as

this movie is quite old already.

just a few things i've noticed.

-that lady can surely run in those heels kan :D

-everyone is equiped with an LED light,

'..once the floating device float in the water,

wave your hand to show people your whereabout'

:D (instruction dari cabincrew sebelum berlepas)

-suma orang pakai baju longsleeve sebab takut

kena rompak ngan jumlah cash yang melekat kat

tangan gitu :D

anyway... as i was trying to understand

the movie that i bought for RM5 with

great picture but lousy sound.

i got an idea..

what if our dosa pahala is stated in our

left and right deltoids (Daging bahu)

just like how people place tatoos in their

shoulders.

Wouldnt that be something to see ??:D

If i gave some money at the masjid,

the green number from the right shoulder will

go up a bit.

If i steel someone's slipar right outside

of the masjid, then the left red number will

go up a bit.

well u get the idea...

imagine..

1) the durian hawker will have to show their

shoulder just to be more convincing.

'yang ni elok ni kak!! durian batu kurau punya!'

and the red number goes up..

tipu lah tuuuuuu

2) berdua dengan isteri memalam n si bini tanya..

'tadi abang gi mana?' abihlaaaaaa...

3) tengah dok bersukan main badminton,

number sang suami belah bahu kiri naik 15 point...

terus si suami talipon isteri..'sayang, u kat mana?

oohh.. tengah dok lepak ngan kak timah kat umah dia..

ok.. eh kak timah? korang ngumpat yek?'

heheh..

4) Oh tak aci!! nak tau pompuan bersuami hanya

perlu tengok kat red numbers dia, kalau tak der

tu maksudnya dah bersuami lah tu kan.. almaklumlah,

kan ker suami tanggung.

5) kelab malam tak perlu lampu merah lagi..

bling bling dok nyala :D

6) interviews utk jadi imam masjid requires 70k points

just to pass the first test. waaahhhh

anything anymore pocketeers?

470. DahSetahun.. Tak Rosak Lagi

2011-12-08T08:54:00.000+08:00

Selasih timbul diwaktu petang,

Cik Adik menggayung air perigi,

rezeki orang emas datang,

rezeki kita emas tak pergi

pocketeers,

semua orang bila sebutkan rezeki,

mesti pikirkan orang belanja makan..

tengah jalan jumpak emas seketul,

gaji naik dihujung tahun..

bonos yang diharapkan kunjunglah tiba.

Semua benda yang plus jer.

as if a plus to something,

kalau dah ada nasik ngan ikan goreng tu,

another ketul of ayam goreng is a plus.

(Rojak nyer bahasa melayu kamu pocket!)

cenggini jer yg kita gelarkan rezeki.

sebenarnya salah!

(Actually kamu semua sudah tahu lagi ingat,

ni pocket jer nak ingatkan diri sendiri)

Bukan yang plus tu ajer dipanggil rezeki yer adik adik..

yang 'tak minus' tu pun rezeki gak tau!

Seperti contoh : rezeki pocket murah bulan ni

-December tak pancit lagi tayar motor EX5 ku..

-December and november demam sekali jer baru :D

-roti yang pocket dok beli, tak sempat berkulat dah

abih dah.. (Eh ni silap kot)

-henpon murahan yang pocket beli tahun lepas,

sampai sekarang ni tak rosak rosak. <-which actually

harap gak rosak, so that pocket buleh beli henpon baru :D

So bebenda camni pun kita patut anggap rezeki.

n say Alhamdulillah selalu,

kalau ada yg lebih tu, sila lah keluarkan

sedekah seadanya moga rezeki kat orang lain plak. :)

eh sejak bila plak pocket buat post baik baik nih?

buleh la kan.. sesekali.. alaaa buleh la yer.. :D

469. Ai.. takkan tak kenal kot?

2011-12-07T08:50:00.001+08:00

Pocketeers,

kalau zaman talipon talian kat umah dulu buleh la main main gini..

'ai? takkan tak kenal?'

ngan suara sebagai clue,

laki ka pompuan...

ini zaman SMS pun nak main gak?

macam la orang ingat nombor zaman sekarang nih...

adehlaaaa sayang

PS: Wordless Wednesday?

468. BrokeDown Pocket

2011-12-06T19:39:00.002+08:00

Pocketeers,

Today I was told a 'sebak' story,

its not a sad story,

far away from those mushy tears tears kinda

story but its just a soft story about how

life is sometime not that yellow brick with

flowers along the way.

Thorns and puddle is also

there to make us happy.

She told the story all so nicely and I heard

every bit of them. Yes sis.. with your pic in

the computer screen, imagining u were talking

to me tru, I listen to every breath u exhaled

and even your smile seems so clear through that

cheap handphone speaker of mine.

Along the story there was this moment where she

told me about the main character healed from

his sickness and started to ask for food. Even

wanting to go out and about, going for boat

rides and singing competition...

The part where she mentioned

'There was i doing all the thing he wanted to

do .. Its nearly the same as granting someone's

last wishes.'

Listening to this, I broke down,

yes u guys know me, i'm the kind of guy who

would break in tears even at that movie 'real

steel' and armageddon.

I guess that is it with pengarah, writers and

a good story teller, they know where to rip off

our heart and tear it apart. Let u felt pity for

the main character and then they show u the

light from it all like Atom from 'RealSteel'

They let u feel pity with Malaysia playing

againts Indonesia, and they let the match end

with a heart tormenting penalty that resulted

in the hero's winning.

Oh wait seminit, that was real life.

...and that is what we need to be pocketeers,

we need to tell stories that could bring

tears of joy to readers. a smile unintentionally

sparkled by the end of the paragraph.

a wind of relief as the hero won in the end.

oh.. i'm not that good yet,

sure hope i can be one someday :D

PS: yes yes, its suppose to be 'her' story,

but i cant tell her story without her permision

can i? plus... even if she do ask me to write

about it, i dont think i'm that good yet ^^

467. Btul ker teww?

2011-12-06T09:17:00.001+08:00

Pocketeers,

i was sitting down,

my knee hurts, and my back aching.

The heart thumping, the blood all rushing.

ohh.. i dont think i'm that young

anymore, Its the second round circling

the Jusco Bukit Mertajam and here i am ...

panting.

Cute little girls sitting right by my side on the bench.

Young in their shawl with top so tight, i think i know

they're using one hook or two.

Sat near to me like i did not matter to them,

on the positive side, i now i dont smell bad.

on the negative side, i know i've lost the

ancaman of a man who would flirt with them.

I know u wont seat by the side of a guy who

look like he's the same age as u right?

all of those who's still teenager please answer.

For them i am not more then an old guy,

A rusty old pole they would gave up their seats

in busses.

ohh..

and being that close to them,

i just cant help eaves dropping.

'so camana mamat ari tu?'

'tak nak ah.. suare sedap, tp sms gagal!'

'ohh kejap!! dont tell me he's old!!?'

'yes!! seems like it, dia eja abis semua down

to the imbuhan... tak sanggup ah aku!'

'sure dia tu pakcik kan..'

and they laughed...

hehehhahahahhuhuhuhuhihihihhohohoh... ooihh!!!

ohh...sedihnya pocket

1) kena belajar tulis bahasa sms 'muda' ker pas ni?

'hai!! chat? i kner g klas jap, u jgn mrh yew'

Okeh pocket try!!

2) pocket check balik SMS pocket,

wah!! 'independant' pun pocket taip sampai ke

silent 't' nyer!! abih laaaaa...

3) bahasa jiwa bangsa sis!!

hehehheh

466. KatSana?

2011-12-05T19:23:00.005+08:00

Pocketeers,

Short story,

maktuk story,

'paih tu pocket pun gi lah ke depan kan, maktookkk...

depa punya la lawa pakai, masa raja kelantan ka raja

negeri mana ntah turun tu, bini dia ka anak dia punya

la lawaaa.. baju meghelit meghelap!(liplap)'

mama was listening to my story,

maktuk was listening too..

but i dont know that eyelid is opened or closed,

cause maktuk now is so old,

her wrinkles is getting more obvious.

'masa raja selangor mai kat hotel kami tu kan,

pulis pun dok eskot lah kan.. ada kot dalam tujuh

lapan bijik motor trapik.. raja turun dari keter,

semua orang dok angkat tangan salam,

ngan daulat tuanku nya sekali'

pocket never saw the royals before,

standing infront of the concorde hotel

while the royals were arriving for their

function is a bit too much for the pocket

to handle.

almaklumlah jakun sikit.

'lepaih tu la maktuk, kereta raja raja kita

semua pakai yang mahai mahai tok!

ngan tinted nya.. keter raja selangor tu

plet namber pun tak dak! punya la hebat..'

'elleeeehhhh. kat dunia ni lagu tu la,

mengebat dengan baju lawa kereta lawa,

besok kat padang mahsyar, sama gak

bogey macam kita.. dok languuut

tunggu penimbang tu nak jatuh mana..'

jawab maktuk ngan telapak tangan ditunjukkan,

macam kata..'Piiraahh!!!'

eh kesitu plak maktuk..

orang nak citer kejakunan orang,

ngan kehebatan kesultanan kita..

kesitu plak perginya dia... adehlaaa maktok.

465. Kangkang

2011-12-05T10:58:00.000+08:00

as if sekangkang kera...

Pocketeers,

Money... is the source of all evil.

when u add money into charity,

the devil will step in.

When u add money into blogging,

the devil is already in.

when u add money into love,

then everything will collapse

for they are from two different

element that will burn each other.

Examples, lets say that back in the 50s,

Farid and me were buddies,

Somehow i got a bit more rezeki

then him, so i have come to own a few

piece of land that i grow prohibited

plant on them. Not much,

malay call it as 'sekangkang kera'

Since farid dont have

any place to live, all the rumah teres

and semi'ds is either taken or too expensive

that farid could not afford for so i

let him stay in my land.

i dont care... farid and me were buddies,

we ate from the same mangkuk,

and drank from the same cawan.

hell i'll be damn before

i ever go kedekut with farid.

he never did.. and so will i ...

ever!

but our friendship is bound by this flesh

god created us into.

We've grown old and rusty,

slept to god awaiting heaven (Hopefully)

Then the devil comes in.

u see, my daughter and farid's son will

never have the bonds like me and farid use to.

they just know each other as 'daddy's friend's children'

the problem comes when my future daughter

wanted to have the land farid's family

have been living for ages.

According to the will, the land belong to her...

inheritated from her late father.

which is me. so she'll be insisting for it.

No doubt.

Imagine the condition.

just because farid never asked me for the land,

buy it from me with payment

like a lifetime supply of his wife's

nasik goreng every morning maybe...

just because of that, farid's son will have to move.

leaving the old house demolished along with memories

and scenery of the late farid laughing hysterically

shouting 'brakes!! brakes!!'

teaching his son to ride the bike,

Just because of our friendship,

those picture of farid and his son

eating tembikai by the stairs will soon

be only picture. the stairs will be kayu api...

or somebody second hand pagar.

ohh..

so!!

yes, we are friend.

we are brothers.

we are sisters.

lets keep the legal things stay legal.

the grey color to be black and white.

for we fear the future, that holds a lot of uncertainty.

money... is a bond breaker.

PS: nak tanya pun susah gak kan..

'err pocket, tanah yang aku dok duduk ni,

tukar nama aku buleh tak?' oooooooo awkward

464. Am Blaming U

2011-12-03T09:27:00.009+08:00

Pocketeers,

to whom should i blame this purchase to?

heheheheh...

anyway.. last nite i was late,

the flight was at 2210, i reached the subang airport by 910.

which was suppose to be ok since u have to be there 45minutes

earlier. but the flight was delayed for about 20minutes..

so i went to the a kopitiam there just by the side of

palmsportsbar and had tea. They have wifi so what to do?

surf a bit, BW a bit.

(Hey!! i know the password to their WIFI!

free internet while waiting anyone?)

i didnt look at the time while BlogWalking.

This i'm blaming u guys okeh.. your writing kept

me in my own time less zone.

then, at 10pm the staff came to me and told me that its

time to close.. ohh.. ok, means that i have another 30minute

to board the plane right?.. good good..

and so i walked towards the boarding hall and

i saw this book on the shelf. Eh.. macam selalu

dok tengok dlm blog blog pocketeers sekalian jer..

And i remembered how u guys kept on telling

how good it was and everything,

pikir punya pikir...

pikir lagi pikir..

pikir pikir!! na na nannananana

belilah!!

leaving me with another 2 minutes to spare for the

body check and the long walk towards the airplane

that is already ready to fly... 'run forest! run!!'

hahahah...

the door closed right behind me after i board.

i was the last person boarding, when i'm trying

to find my seat, the cabincrew told me to sit

wherever i want. No one else is boarding anymore.

Ohh dont be so mean sis, u are beautiful enough

without your angry mask on ^^;

And i'm blaming it to you pocketeers :D

for the wonderful run i had last night ^^

beli kasut jogging lah pas nih.

463. Sikat...

2011-12-02T09:38:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
now tell me,
do i need a comb?
no kan...

same goes to u about those expensive dinner,

handbags that u wore only once.

pumps that cost half of an average operators salary,

and ... 7seater car that can go up to 260km/j

when u only have one kid.

ukur baju badan sendiri okeh..

for pocket... sikat rambut kepala sendiri muahahahah:D

462. hello!

2011-12-01T16:14:00.003+08:00

Pocketeers,
Pocket tengah dok gaduh,
Pukul! Tendang! Tarik rambut!
..nasib baik ambut pocket ada
2mili je so xleh tarik. Hoyeah!

Anyway, pernah terpikir tak
mcmmana orang pekak pakai talipon?
Okeh, pekak adalah kata kata kasar
utk orang yg tak dengar cakap.
Jantan yang tak dengar cakap bini
pun buleh di jerit 'oi pekak!' bila
masa dimarahi.

So mari kita sebut betul betul...
'Orang yang kurang deria pendengaran'
kan sopan sikit gitu :D

Orang yang kurang daya pendengaran pakai
gak talipon, sms jer la kan. Tapi make
sure masa sms masuk tu ada lampu nyala.
Kang tak perasan la plak kan.
Ari tu tgk diorang guna vdo call
utk sembang. Besh sgt tgk!
Full of expression.

Er.. orang yang kurang deria pengelihatan
plak macam mana? Takda masalah apa!!?
Asalkan ada button ijau tanda angkat
talipon n button merah tanda letak
talipon sudah la kan.
Buleh je diorang meraba kat mana buttonnya.
Kita yg tak buta ni pun bule sms dengan
mata dok fokus driving.
Inikan plak mereka. Yang sense jari
diorang sensitip telebih lebih tu.
Yes, Mungkin diorang xleh dail,
tapi kalau kita yang talipon dia.
Buleh je sembang.

Soalan.
Kalau touch screen mcm mana orang
'tak nampak' nak angkat talipon?

Ohh.. Pocketeers,
Towards borderless society,
kekalkan talipon ber'button'!

461. Murder Weapon

2011-11-30T22:08:00.003+08:00

Pocketeers,

sesekali pocket nak jgak menulis ngomelan hati

tanpa perlu memikirkan apa tujuan ku menulis ari ni,

tanpa memikirkan, lawak apa nak ku selitkan ari ni,

nak membiarkan jari jemari ku yg gemuk ni menari

atas keyboard lappy hausmet.

ohh.. talk about gemok, diet pocket pastinya gagal besok.

pasal besok pocket kena gi Shah Alam n Klang utk

business trip ke kilang supplier.

dah apa kaitannya kan?

well kekadang mereka akan belanja makan.

belanja makan tu bukan sikit sikit,

8 menu lauk, n diakhiri ngan bihun goreng.

gitu gitu... oh sure kantul^^

tapi tak per.. untuk dinner, pocket akan pura pura

ada dating ngan aweks baru kenal. n bagitau diorang

'i got another plan tonight, i appreciate the dinner invitation

and all but i really could not miss this appointment.

so do excuse me will yah..'

talk about dinner, dinner apa kamu tadi?

first time pocket makan subway. BeefBall marinara ker hapa

ohh.. subway memang lah besh, cuma subway memanglah jadi

makanan paling comot yang buleh kita senarai hitamkan kalau

nak ajak awek dating.

or atleast that is what other people is thinking,

but for me... best if we bring your awek to a place where

she can bring out her most honest self dont u think?

setakat fork and knife tu, sure dia belakun dari awal punyer tak?

ho ho!! Fork and knife!! went to ikea and bought myself some

plastic fork and knife, and it turned out the knife is actually sharp!

wah!! someone just got a murder weapon.. :D

okeh that will be all pocketeers,

hope i can BW and keep posting once a day

for tomorrow till weekend. Too many story

inside this head, my ears bleeding green goo.

Tata pocketeers, hope Concorde Hotel Shah Alam

got complimentary internet tomorrow.

460. ApaPasaiMurah?

2011-11-30T09:01:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,

A joke I got the other day...

A pakcik picked up his tabung and change

the content to a 6 pieces of RM50 notes.

He brought the 6pieces of paper to a

Gadget Selling shop and talk nicely asking

the uncle for a navigator system...

i cant remember what does it called,

but its rhyme with Vermin or was it cermin (Mirror?)

anyway, the Pakcik being sick of his recent

'lost' in the city incident thought that if he

buy a decent navigator system, then there

will always a girl's voice directing him to his

destination. and hearing sounds like that is

always pleasing as u'll know that u are not

alone in this world. There is an angel looking

over u.

'ni berapa ringgit ni?' the pakcik asked.

'ni ha kawan, yang ni murah sajaa.. 800!

siap pasang bagi u, ini haa.. ada lapan bahasa

buleh cakap oo!! itu bahasa kedah..

bahasa kelantan.. bahasa jawi pun buleh hoo!!'

the uncle explained. Before the pakcik could ask

him anything, he started to immitate the accent

that the machine can produce.

'mu rapak kighi, tigo ratuh mite lagi mu belok kighi...

redi, belok selalu!'

'mahal sangat la tauke, murah lagi tak dak ka?'

the pakcik starts to negotiate.

'adaaaa!! yang ni murah, satu latut lima puluh saja'

said the uncle proud.

'waaaa!! apa pasal murah sangat !!' the pakcik could

not believe his ears, now he can use the extra 3 pieces

of paper to change it for a burger king.

'ini haa.. mulah tapi lagi syok!'

'apa yang syok!'

'dia tak dak kona kanan punya,

semua turn left saja... '

heheheh:D..

pusing kiri jer, buleh sampai ker?

459. 'BeatMeKindly'

2011-11-29T19:27:00.004+08:00

Pocketeers,

Are u a kind person?

I bet u are..

well, people can be kind to each other

and yes, they can also be rude.

But how do we react towards people's

kindness ya pocketeers?

I think there are 2 type of person

in this world. (Talking about kindness)

Those who pay with kindness,

and those who take advantages.

Those who take advantage of

people's kindness is easy,

U do good to them, they ignore.

U pay em a visit, they forgot.

U cook something for them...

they throw it away.

after a few kindness, u start to realize

what kind of person they are.

and U start to create the space between

U and them. One day..their phone number

will be lost in your cheap phone...

and when u change your number,

u kinda fail to notify them the new one.

The End.

People who pay kindness with kindness.

This kind of people is so hard to handle,

they always look for a way to top up your

kindness ensuring u loose in that minigame

they call...

'Beat Me Kindly'

If u pay for his lunch,

do not have dinner with him,

cause he'll definitely be paying those

big and fresh fish right out of the sea

and have them goreng tiga rasa for u just

to top up the nasi goreng u paid.

If u bring them to jalan jalan in penang,

then they'll bring u to a better area

for jalan jalan, with light and show..

with clown juggling by the road.

Ohh dont ever give them a present,

u'll have a hard time to top their

present next year.

U give an i phone,

they'll reply with IPad.

U give a decoration lamp,

they'll reply with an LCD TV

(is somewhat a deco lamp too,

its nice looking glass deco with light

coming out showing nice picture)

U give them a simple water flusk,

prepare your house for the water heater.

Its like they want u to be happy,

honestly from their heart, wanting u to smile,

like your smile could cure their pain and

having u around would be the best medicine.

They dont 'bodek' u for any bigger favor..

as if u own a piece of land that they can inherit

if u die.

They dont care if u'r a miskin old hag

who live under the titi.

THey are just kind hearted.

What to do with this kind of people?

have them in your speed dials,

notify them if u'r changing your phone.

Hell i'll even notify them if i'm blessed

with and early settlement six feet under.

Tru dreams ..huhuuuuuuuu (Takuuutttt!!)

...cause Filantera, syahiela, bro Kon,

I cant even start to describe your kindness

towards us truout the trip last weekend.

I am thinking of a way to top those up..

but i guess u have max out by all the food

and the sight seeing. See u again okeh.

Thank you for the best weekend ever :D

458. Tangan Kanan

2011-11-28T07:03:00.004+08:00

Pocketeers,

...ever stand for your right?

or in malay, its.. 'mempertahankan hak anda'

all of us are entitle for a right bestowed onto us.

The right to speak,

The right to drive-on when our lane is with green traffic light.

The right to park if we have paid monthly and our Effing Car

Number is marked on the effing parking box.

The right to stay in the right lane if we are going too

fast till the police patrol car also cant catch up.

Well basically all of the rights.

(Who agree with me raise your right hand!)

Now now.. I'm not going to talk about those big big 'Right'

like voting for the leader, or 'berparang' over a piece of land

passed down from your father to you.

Example was too big? then what about the right to vote for

your favourite bintang kecil by SMSing his 'code' to the number

appear on the TV screen.

I'm talking about small small right, like those cofee taking turn

at IKEA refills after you have spent 20second of waiting in line.

u have waited,

its your turn..

somebody gesturing to cut in,

u protect your right!

u push your shoulder in,

blocking the old lady out!

or atleast that was what happened.

a young girl that i dont dare to ask for her number came in and

hit my cofee cup out of the cofee dripping zon just to ensure an

old lady who was trying to cut in line from the left, failed to do so.

Oh the long haired sexy 14 year old adik won of course,

the hitting was so hard it almost spills off the cofee inside.

'eeeehhh... back of the line please' was somewhat she said.

come to think of it,

its not about fighting for your right anymore isnt it?

its about winning your mini game inside this big ridiculous

game we call life.

-Winning while driving,

-Winning for a seat at the bench when our feet is sore from

too much walking.

-Winning the seats in IKEA canteen just to eat that beef balls

in the lunchtime of a cutiumum.

-Winning in price haggling

(Just like what i've posted : 378. Sekilo berapa ni cikk?)

-Getting to see the movie of your choice when the Hubby

wanted to see another one. hummm

-It makes us feel special for an itsy bitsy milisecond kan?

'I have won today! from an old lady who cant put her

cup first because her left hand was holding the tongkat berkaki empat.

Hoyeah!!'

The question is, 'is it worth the broken heart, the pain we cause

just to win? Those car that we overtake? some old pakcik who

cant seat cause all of the seats are filled with youngsters who

cant keep their hand to themselves?

Your hubby wanting to see that movie...?

ohh!! There's gotta be more to life - Stacy Olego..

(olego koko..

minuman yang lazat...

sedia diminum..

eh camana lagu dia?)

457. fit previous post

2011-11-27T10:18:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
A short post.
Cant post too long,
My net connection is 'less'

last post was about blurting out
word without thinkin first.
Here is another sample that fits
previous post nicely.

Here I am waking up in the morning
of sunday 27hbNov, looking at the tv
that shows of maalhijrah n everything
related.
Asking ...

'Maalhijrah? Bila yek??'

Ooih!!

456. stupid

2011-11-25T21:45:00.001+08:00

Pocketeers,
If u can buy a car that cost hundreds
thousand. Why bother bout the fuel
consumption?

Asking about fuel consumption in a BMW selling centre would make u look foolish.
No?

A couple who were married for 6 years
but never granted with child would
definitely felt sad n be working hard
to get one dont u think?
Asking the stupid question like...
'xrasa rumah u sunyi ke?'
'u tak try tanya doktor ke?'
...would make u look stupid no?

Think before blurting out question ok!
Even if we are stupid beyond comparison,
let us atleast appear intelligent okeh?

455. BuatPening...

2011-11-25T11:55:00.001+08:00

Atau dalam bahasa orang puteh nyer... Buffered Earnings,

tak tak bukan direct translation!!

lebih kepada pantun... ataupun rhymes.

pocketeers.

Yes, the nuffnang desk already told me about this and

i have read and reread over and over again their

explanation. I still not able to grasp what is the best

part about buffered earning. Its not that their

english or explanation is bad...

its just me who are not good in understanding them.

yes yes.. everybody seems to aim for it.

and i know for sure, even if one is granted this,

one can always lose it the next day.

So i have to work harder to ensure this stays.

so as easy as this may sound pocketeers,

anyone care to explain in the easiest explanation

what is buffered earning.

Anyone?

454. ItamPuteh Logo

2011-11-24T19:13:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,

logo selalunya tak banyak details,

tp ngan tak banyak details tu,

maksud cuba diterangkan sepaham mungkin.

Contoh paling mudah, logo burger berpalang

dlm LRT... makna nya tak leh makan...

tp utk negara yg burger pung tak pernah jumpa.

sure orang tak paham kan :D well sama la gak

untuk logo 'musang melintas' kat jepun...

anyway ...

ngan separuh promosi blog,

separuh sendiri pun tak tau,

separuh rasa benda ni menarik...

(Eh dah tiga paruh tu?)

sila lihat gambar ni, logo paling kiri tu represents aper?

Dichedok pocket dari blog

kak saloma <-sila ke link ini utk paham keadaan.

A cabin crew yang hot yang amat sangat,

pocket cuba nak ngorat, tp tak dapat dapat...

tp bagus jgak tak dapat, baru lah pungguk ini buleh

terus merindu bulan yang tinggi kat atas kapal

terobang saner nuu.

okeh, back to the photo.

nak kater orang haji, memang nampak cam haji.

tp ngan tulisan siam nyer terasa mungkin gak tok sami kan?

tapi tok sami tak perlu nak duduk,

kan ker diorang tu tak kira umur,

yang muda pung jadi sami gak...

tapi pikir gitu, yang gi haji pun...

eh yang gi haji 70% tua tua :D

Any opinion pocketeers?

komentator kat blog kak saloma sndiri dok kater sami...

PS: pocket nak gi KL. 10pm kang betolak ngan ketapi,

sampai klsentral pagi esok 5am katanya.

akan try post dari henpon nokia murahan pocket...

kalau kita buleh 'stumble' upon each other kat IKEA besh kan :D

453. YangBaik...

2011-11-23T19:24:00.004+08:00

Perginya senang.

Pocketeers,

Dah tengok Metro Online ari ni?

katanya masuk surat kabar,

pocket tak tahu plak.

pocket tak beli.

Tajuk nya : Mati ketika tonton bola

pocket nak bagitau sikit,

cik Ahmad Fauzi Ismail ni jiran.

Kalau balik kampung, tahu dah dia mesti disitu,

selang sebuah rumah jer ngan umah Maktuk.

kekadang kami saling nampak, angkat tangan.

kalau dia datang umah... kami sembang,

kalau pocket gi umah dia, kami sembang.

dari kecik pocket kenal dia, dia jadi alasan untuk

kami nak ngorat jiran dia.. iyer lah, datang lepak

ngan dia.. n sekali tu dok ushar lah cik adik sebelah.

One day pocket akan post gambar pocket ngan dia.

rasanya ada.. dlm desktop pocket kot.

Dia ni memang baik sangat sangat.

tak pernah merungut idup dia tak besh ker haper.

idup dia besh pun tak pernah membangga..

pocket ingat, pocket pernah gi nengok dia kat spital

admitted due to High BP. ceria nya dia tengok kami

gi melawat dia. kami plak yang sedih sedih pasal

dengar dia High BP.

tu lah, kata kawan cina pocket,

yang baik... pi senang.

Kalau ikut ke akhbar tu,

memang senang sunggoh la .

(Pocket tak kata tak sakit, just senang)

kawan cina pocket jgak kata...

'Makan kenyang kenyang, lepaih tu pi lah.'

well betul gak, dia memang 'pergi'

lepas makan nasik goreng.

pocket sendiri plakkater..

moga dia 'pergi' dalam iman.

dan roh nya dicucuri rahmat.

Alfatihah untuk Ahmad Fauzi Ismail

(Kami panggil banji tok pidah)

Banji Tok Pidah...

Malaysia menang tau! malaysia menang!

(Harapnya dia tahu lah result nyer kan... ohh)

452. Lesson Learnt

2011-11-22T20:18:00.003+08:00

Pocketeers,

How is the office with yesterday's big news?

happy!?!? sure of course,

but my kilang was different.

the indonesian lady was furious,

saying that we won out of luck.

huh!

anyway,

coming back from work just know,

the weirdest thing happened. Both of my tire

punctured and gone flat at the same time.

heran heran..

and so i stop and call the guy who fix punctured

tire for a living. Lets call him Kay for i dont want

any racism issue afloat here in my blog.

Kay came after 10 minutes of waiting and start

to work on my EX5. He got a few problem handling

my EX5 so i helped him a bit.

Hold on the torchlight,

Support the EX5 sideways.

We talked, getting to know each other,

the usual stuff...

after a few kting, ktung, ktang and pissssssttttttt..

the job is done and its time to pay.

I handed him my last RM50 Note, but he dont have

any small change. so i asked him how?

He asked me to go to a gas station nearby and change

the big note to a smaller one.

'heheh, so we'll meet there? how do u know

i will be there ha Kay? how do u know i can be trusted?

i can always flee and u'll never see me again.'

I ask half jokingly, and his answer was the best.

'u malay are people with religion, sure u'll be there.

u fear the halal haram. Profit of RM25 and be cursed

by your god is not worth it.'

Of course his answer was full with his race slang which

if he was chinese then it'll sound like ...

'aiaaa laupan, u melayu ala agama punya olang,

mesti pi punya.. lu takut itu halal halam,

untung 25 linggit pun tuhan malah talak padan maaa'

and if he was indian..

'anee melayu, ada agama punya mesti pigi jugaa..

halal haram lagi ttakut dari untung 25 ringgit.

tuhan marah tada padan jugaa..'

interesting kan?

the perception,

the word,

the usage.

So we malay who usually are muslim

suppose to know the HalalHaram?

and fear god's wrath?

if that is the perception,

then we need to keep it that way pocketeers,

PS: ...and it doesnt have to be muslim only,

all other religion have their own belief..

and i'm sure.. the restriction is for the

best outcome of its follower.

451. HausmetTersayang.

2011-11-22T09:05:00.004+08:00

Pocketeers,

seperti yang pocketeers sekalian dah sedia maklum,

pocket ada hausmet yang selalu bagi pocket pinjam laptop dia

untuk pocket apdet blog. somehow dia tak kisah.. setakat ni.

(Desktop pocket tgh rosak, terbengkalai kat dlm kotak.. ohh)

TV pun tv dia, so memang la dia ada kuasa veto keatas tv tu.

Ari tu dia kata dia nak tulis nama atas tv tu,

pocket ingatkan kat mana la dia nak tulis, kat skrin depan dia

taruk!! nasib baik la oblivious. kalau tak...

nampak nama dia cam iklan jer masa tgk dvd.

so semalam memandangkan bola malaysia lawan indonesia

final, pocket yang tak tengok malaysia menang dulu,

mintak la mintak jugak nak tengok bola. n dia bagi.. yang sorang

lagi tu tak kisah sangat pocket nak tengok ker tak, dia lagi layan

DVD dia jer... so kami pun tengok la bola sesama kat sofa 3+2+1

yang pocket beli second hand.. RM300. Murah kan? :D

The best part about tengok ngan hausmet

pocket is, diorang tak pandai sangat bola.

(Which makes me lelaki termacho lah kan)

Semangat tu terasa, tapi diorang tak pandai sangat.

Pocket pun tak pandai, tak der team nak sokong,

tapi tahu lah kater penjaga gawang dibenarkan guna tangan.

Cant blame them, less exposure would make a malay lady

with malay name sounds stupid speaking malay.

(Contoh lama sangat ker? ok laahh, pocket cari contoh lain)

Cant blame them,

Same as we who dont know 'PowerPlay' from ice hockey.

Cant blame them,

Same as we who dont know 'fumble' from Rugby.

Antara aksi hausmet pocket yang menarik semalam...

1) Diorang angkat tangan happy bila pasukan

jersi merah score goal last ten minute tu... 'Goaaalll!!!'

Indonesia score lah!

(nasib baik lines man call that one as off side.

kalau tak terasa pengkhianatan disitu)

2) 'player kita kuat kuat kan, kena tendang kat lutut

pun sakit kejap jer.. pas tu buleh bangun lari lari lagi kan :D'

3) 'Kenapa tak dak piala?'

Ohh Hausmet,

kita amik astro yang ada sports channel plak pas ni nak?

450. Camca Plastik

2011-11-21T09:16:00.002+08:00

Pocketeers,

kata orang 'cerita' tu takkan jadi 'cerita',

kalau tak diulang berkali kali.

bila dah permanent terhias dlm minda ni,

baru lah character nya diingati,

baru lah event nya dijiwai,

berulang ulang kali... biar sampai mati.

lupa jangan sekali... sejarah pembikin diri.

hoyeah!!

anyway.. ini cerita maktuk.

untuk yang dok baca blog ini dari lima tahun lepas

sure dah baca... utk yang baru...

hey hey, layan pun besh okeh :D

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

'Aih..tadi aku nampak cam hang dapat camca
palastit?' tanya maktuk kehairanan.
'umph... dah buang dah ... ado lagi dalam
plastik sampah tu tuk... tuk nak buat apa?'
busy driving the KayBiPiThree'O'Five
'Laaa... yang hang pi buang tu buat apaaa...
simpan laa... buleh jugak buat cedok apa apa...'
'Berapa banyak la nak simpan tuk?

bukan nya nak pakai pun,

kat umah tu banyak dah la tuk'
maktuk diam sambil geledah beg plastik sampah,

mengalihkan tulang ayam, mengalihkan tisu tisu.

She took the white small plastic spoon and tuck it

nicely inside a layer of KFC tissue.

As if it worth something.

as if she's gonna use it soon enough.

Other day... Other occasion ...
'okeh maktuk .. nak pi kl dah... dekwan bawak
bubur maktuk ni na.. buleh jugak makan dalam

perjalanan kang'
'naa.. amik la camca palastit ni...

takkan hang nak langgah bubur ni kut..

tumpah satgi belemoih pulak baju hang...'
'umph.. bak mai...'
I can see a slight senyum at the corner of her lips.
'hummm.. nasib baik jugak ada aku ni yang duk
amik simpan camca palastit nii...tu la hampa.'

basically she have proven her action of keeping
those plastic spoon which u receive inside the
takeaway sauce n tissue pack
is right after all
is worth doin after all...

Ok maktuk, seronok lah tu!

terbukti kater maktuk betul tu..

seronok lah tu!!

tp memang maktuk betul pon.

pocket simpan 20 puluh jer tau,

kalau lebih pocket buang....

Pocketeers,

do you keep those packed chilli sauce

from KFC when u'r buying take-out?

Can use it for the biscuit u know :D

449. Makes U Wonder...

2011-11-20T20:58:00.005+08:00

Pocketeers,

Ari ni ahad yang patutnya pocket goro goro (golekgolek)

atas tilam sepanjang ari tapi somehow pocket dok busy

kesana kemari. Kepala paip rosak, tutup pun air dok

mengalir lagi..

Sama la gak ngan idung pocket.

Air dok mengalir jer..

kenapa la agaknya..

Petanda nih!

Pocketeers,

Ever stand in line to buy KFC?

Now its the tomyam crunch right?

I hate fusion food so i'll pass.

so there I was in the line at lunch time.

About 4 person infront of me and i'm waiting.

The indian guy taking nasik. Waaahhhh

The chinese guy bought a bucket.. wah waaaahhhh!!

The Malay pakcik was entertaining his cucu

with everything that she requested... how cute..

After the little girl got what she wanted,

the Pakcik paid and the cashier lady wave good bye

to the little cucu with her sweetest smile.

Sikit lagi macam dlm iklan tv jer.

And now its time for the cute lady in front of me to

approach the cashier, all three of them wearing weird

looking shawl with accent like they spoke english all the

time. Some how the 'R' is obvious beyond requirement.

'ummm, nak makan aper yer? amik lunch set larh! eh tak tak!!

kejap kejarp... hummm i nak makan pocket haper tuuu...bla bla '

which makes u wonder...

dari tadi tak nak pikir!!

punya la lama dok dlm line

hang dok sembang apa!?

nak jugak aku pang budak ni kang...

Tu baru sorang, by the time tiga tiga

orang tu make up their mind, Pocket dah buleh

senyum senyum kat cashier nama Husna yang

ada taik lalat kat dagu tu.

Sikit lagi nak mintak fon namber jer.

sabor pocket sabor, jangan 'PANG' anak orang.

Amik iktibar.

masa pocket tiba.

'Take away, 2 piece chicken, tak nak set, thigh and drumstick,

Original buka spicy, tak yah plastik, tak yah minum, terima kasih'

Senapas dengan dua jari diangkat tanda peace!!

n senyum sekali bagi kat cik Husna:D

kan ker senang.

haaaiiissshhhh.. or atleast that is how pocket doing it.

how about u pocketeers?

Gambar hiasan dari post dulu

382. WordlessWednesday

448. Curi Orang Punya!!

2011-11-19T10:14:00.001+08:00

Pocketeers,

Yesterday i was bombed with a very disturbing

news, My brother's KayBiPiThree'O'Five was

missing from the parking site infront of

Pharmaniaga somewhere in kajang.

It was a wira SE black and the lamp inside was blue color,

the car audio was bought by me which was a SANYO brand

with blue illumination too.

It got a dent on its left rear tyre sport rim made by me..

who backed too much to a low stone devider infront of

SSF inderawasih.

A pic of the KayBiPiThree'O'Five, yes, yes the standard..

no tanduk or ekor or anything.

If the roof got a memory recording device, and playable

like a black box. It would show the most wonderful time

we had in it.

My housemate once was on that car and puked from

the heat of the 12 o'clock heat.

My Previous GF and I got notty in that car..

Although i didnt tell my brother about it,

I know he knows. Shhh... shut up and let the 'hanyut' ok!

We were just driving!!! (To tell u the truth, i cant remember

what happened dat day.. i do remember the back of a lorry

so near to us and we cant see a thing.. )

Along learnt her driving skill from that car.

She drove the car starting from she was 12 years old.

A police lady stopped them once when she's 16 and

the excuse for letting an underage lady drive without

her driving licence was that the actual driver

(Which was Filantera) had a medical situation that

doesnt allow him to drive. Somehow the police believed

them and let them go.

A lot of trips to the Batu hampar in Yan..

Filantera did ram the back of an iswara once

and had to pay RM800 just to recover the damage.

Ohh..

I hope he found the car again,

I hope the driver just borrowed the car

to get to seremban and left it there for

the police to recover.

I hope all goes well with Filantera,

Be strong bro...

Anyone got any ideas or any way of getting the car back..

The number is as stated in the first paragraph.

if anyone who know how to help.

please comment ^^

447. Curi Siapa Punya?

2011-11-18T18:58:00.002+08:00

Pocketeers,

yes Hanie, i was busy...

but here i am, to make it all up to u guys,

tonite.. i'll BW like never before..

and i'll even watch you Vlog okeh :D

Today's post...

Situation :

THere is a house,

A big house by the hill with all the maid and the buttler,

with cats running all around the fountain trying their luck

to feast on the swimming ikan koi. with marbles floor for

the kancil, Estima and bentley to park.

well basically the biggest and luxurious

house imagineable for your mind ok.

Lets name the owner as 'Farid'

There is the water supply pipe from

the main pipe to the house...

...and there is the Pocket installing a pipe outside

of Farid's water meter stealing the water for his

own use. I dont know, washing his motorcycle maybe.

The question is :

This is called water stealing kan?

Is'nt this haram?

but think about it, this is water,

god's creation.. since when is using

god's given water is haram kan?

and ...

pocket is not stealing water from farid..

cause the water pipe is installed from

the main pipe before reaching Farid's

water meter.

Farid will not be paying for the water..

no one will.

But pocketeers, regardless of the reason,

I still feel that this is haram.

(I dont know the hukum or what does this

falls under which clause, i just think that this

is haram ok)

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There is this guy who i met the other day told me

that he never paid for his internet for over a year.

It seems like he bought a device with funny looking

antenna that could 'sedut' other's wifi signal

regardless of the Password lock and use it to

have the line for himself.

Its like hacking the Wifi Modem itself.

'Will the owner be having slower connection then?' i asked.

'yes, but he or she wont even realizes it since it'll

just feel like your net line is used by 2 computer,

nuttin much kan..'

but pocketeers... i still feel like it's haram for doing

this and we should killthose who do it by piercing

them with a thousand needle.

ok.. not all but those who do it to you. agree?

remember how frustrating it is when your TM Streamyx

wifi somehow felt slow.. if u know that this was due to

some punk stealing your wifi, dont u wanna smack

him in the head and just simply report him to the authority?

Well i do...

cause lately internet is everything.

u pocketeers .... are everything.

446. WW: Mentang Mentang Buffet

2011-11-16T10:11:00.004+08:00

... kat Saujana Hotel.

... patut padan lah kan.

Tapi tak banyak poon,

ker banyak?

pocketeers,

how was your sarapan today?

entry cemas

2011-11-15T04:59:00.003+08:00

pocketeers,
Short post.
Tgh dok borıng gıla sekarang nı,
Bısnes trıp ke shah alam.
Tapı dıorang book kan hotel saujana
untuk kamı, Free ınternet koneksyen takdak
Sıot!

Harap mahal je, ınternet pun kena caj.
38 hınggıt seharı plak tu!
Dah la surroundıng tak der apa apa
yang menarık.

Mcm bıasa,
Rındu nak balık,
Rındu housemet yg bısıng
dok tengok wınter sonata tu.
.(punya la lama drama tu)
Rındu nk BW mcm bıasa.
Rındu kamu ..pocketeers.

444. Jiwa Raga

2011-11-13T18:37:00.003+08:00

pocketeers,

here is a strange thought.

remember that story about a father who bought

a 'raga' to bring the grandfather to the market place

so that the grand father can live there all by himself.

They were a family in poverty and could not feed

more then 3 mouth a day by the father's income.

(camana pun, ko ingat kuching ker aper ?

nak buang bapak sndiri kat market kan)

so the father put the grand father in the

'raga' and start paddling his bicycle leaving

his son and wife behind.

Then all of a sudden the son shouted..

'bring back the raga will u!!'

The father shouted back,

'why!!?'

the son replied...

'so that i could use it to send u to the

market place when its your time'

(No need to buy, since the usage is like

once a generation, its a good investment)

oh oh.. kejam.

anyway... i guess the moral was...

how ever we're treating our father,

our son will treat us the same too.

kapish?

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So here is the strange thought.

if u ever felt like u wanna rebel to your father,

not listening to your mother, disobeyed them

by go out drinking, smoking and get yourself

a tatoo...

Doesnt that will mean that your father

and/or mother too was about the same

when it was their time before?

A rebel in the family burdening your grannys

by 'bending' the law.. and sometime breaking them.

so proceed...

its their turn to feel the pain.

serves them right for doing it

to their parent before.

if u are a good person, obey your parent

and even your future inlaws..

Then by all means, respect your parent

with your utmost respect for they were

good too with their parent before.

understand me pocketeers?

twisted kan.. ohh dont listen to me of course,

lets break the chain and be a good son and

daughter regardless. And hopefully our

next generation will come with the SIRIM

stamp on their forehead ensuring the quality

of the personality programmed from the factory.

heheh, That was the pesanan khidmat masyarakat.

but think about it, twisted but cant u see any

truth in there pocketeers? even for a lil bit?

443. Survival Tools

2011-11-12T10:49:00.002+08:00

Pocketeers,

I started working back in the 80s when the music

seems better and the colours seems brighter.

The roses seems contrasting with its green

background so much that u'd hurt your eyes

just by oggling at them.

And that song Isabella, was a hit.

Now its not so much though.

Its either the ozone layer is getting thin,

the inflation (That causes reduction in colour

pigment during production),

or i must be getting old.

(Hence my koklea cant vibrate that well

and the liquid in my eyeballs is ...

becoming 'milky')

Anyway, when I started to work,

there was this lady who was so nice

like a sister to me. About 5 to 6 years older.

Working in different department with a few rank

below me. A presentable lady with an obvious

waist line that if i hug, my left palm would

rest nicely on my right siku.

She brought cucoq to me,

she woke up early to fry some bihun to me,

she would say yes to anything that i asked

and even scold me if i'm doing something

wrong. As if she cared.

She even arranged a vacation trip for

4 ladies and me so that i could get

close to a lady i was targetting back then.

The room was small and the bed could fit us

ngam ngam, she insisted that she should be

the border between the men and the ladies...

thinking that i would be notty if

I'm sleeping by the side of the ladies.

As if I wont do anything to her kan..

well I didnt.. now thinking about it.

Rugi nyer, I wonder why?

One day she was having a problem and required

to get a personal loan, being the 'adik' to her,

I became the guarantor.

nothing happen okeh pocketeers.

she paid her personal loan right on time,

and 10 years seems so short.

The loan is fully paid.

The sad thing about this story was her statement.

On her wedding day, we were chit chatting

and the ayat was something like this...

'ooo hang kawan ngan si farid equipment manager tu?

bagus bagus, kawan ngan orang yang macam tu la..

besok ada guna tu'

Ohh.. '..besok ada guna'??

What about me?

Was i some card for her to use?

Some toolf for survival?

Now the whole cucoq, bihun,

honest advise seems like just an act.

Tak besh nya kan..

Kawan.. memang kena ada tujuan ker?

kalau pocket tak der apa apa,

kamu nak kawan lagi tak?

(Oh wait seminit, I remembered!.

I fell down from the katil and

continued sleeping on the floor..

That was why I missed the chance,

adehlaaaa...)

442. Meretun Terakhir

2011-11-11T20:32:00.011+08:00

Pocketeers,

Sambungan dari 441. Meretun Keempat
finally...
(Pocket pun dah tak larat nak mengarang
dah ooiii ^^, tak larat nak dub dab dub dab)

... and the punishment goes on,

Maria cried and beg, trying to run she did,

but being invinsible just have its priviledges..

u can easily trip your victim and she'll land

right on her face.
let her be,
its not like all of her victims didnt cried,
didnt beg, didnt tried to run.
They were worst, they were terrified
of the 'unknown'. Atleast maria know
what is hitting her...
Her own hammer under her own cloak.

Her shirt is now torn..

She's bleeding here and there,

Her right hand shakes from the pain.

trying to keep her left hand still.

The bone in her left hand must be crushed now.

I did it just like how my school teacher did it to us

back then when we were taking UPSR.

When we were caught with long fingernails.

Titik jari ni! titik!!

'krak!krak! boommm!!!' the sound of the door

kicked down with police suddenly rushing in.

There must be 40 people coming.

Eh!! how do they know?

'sila menyerah! kamu telah dikepung!!'

They move in slowly with all the front guy

trying to fill in the space. Hey!!

they did their homework..

now even an invinsible guy also cant get out.

They aproached slowly and got the Pocket cornered.

Pocket smiled. here is his hero shot.

now he can tell the police what Maria

have been doing. The cloak is the proof.

'keteqaanngg!! keteng keteng keteng!'

he throw the hammer to the floor,

now visible to everybody else.

it was bloody.

it was freaky.

Hammer falling out of nothing is freaky.

The police was startled by this.

putting their gun even straighter.

They take one step... approaching the victim.

'toloong! tolong sayer cik.. tolong!' Maria

was trying to get to the police.

Her legs was not broken but yet

she's still trying to move using her

hand like those korean ghost movies.

ohh the drama...

wait seminit... drama ?

this ending? eh?

Bloody hammer with my fingerprint?

A girl as the victim just like all the victim before.

Me, a man.. cornered down by 40

policemen in a small laundry room.

Me, a man.. with my invinsible cloak.

Maria stopped halfway from the police,

acting like she could go no more.

The police kept on moving with their slow pace.

pointing their gun at 'nothing'

I walked..aproaching maria...

'u trapped me? how did u know?'

with her shaken voice and trembling lips.

'Linda.. she must have heard u...'

she paused to take her breath.

'...when u were warning me not to look at her...'

even though she was not facing me, i can still

see that she's smiling. Her pipi skin moved.

'u see pocket, the cloak only makes u invinsible...

but people can still hear u'

erkk?

'thanks pocket.. u cleared my name.. ehek ehek..'

her drama continues with blood coming out of

her mouth. The policemen aproached her slowly,

making sure no space in between.

making sure whatever it was they

were cornering could not pass.

ohh... abis lah pocket kali nii..

abis lah pocket kali niiiiii...

aku yang patutnya jadi Hero,

alih alih aku yang nak kena tangkap^^

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so that was the dream pocketeers,

imagine how frustrated i was...

i was going to be the HERO.

But my sick demented mind

just wont let me... ohhhhh

441. Meretun Keempat

2011-11-10T20:23:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,
Sambungan dari 440. Meretun Ketiga
i am sorry but i could not conclude
the whole story in 3 post.
it had to be more.
so here goes the fourth meretun...

Pocket..
..was having the idea of punishing Maria
himself, thought that that was the best idea
he could think off. If he hand Maria to the
police, the cloak will be confiscated. tak ker rugi tu?

and so he went on to where maria worked.
The laundry area.
When u'r invisible, it was not hard walking towards
the laundry area even though its the middle of the
night, even though you are not suppose to be there.
u'r invisible, no one can see u,
and even if anyone see a door opened
by itself, there is always the wind to blame.

He opened the door and there she is..
working all by herself washing customer's
bedsheet filled with sweat from ladies doing it,
blood from pakcik scratching their kurap,
and vomit from the drunken abang who drink
too much. eeeuuuu!!!

Pocket didnt say much,
the hammer is in his hand, he swung one hard blow to
maria's left cheek and down she goes. She didnt scream,
she didnt see it coming. 'Siaall!! ko hamik baju aku!!'
she cried after, ohh that was fast thinking..
budak U.. memang gitu
blood coming from her mouth.
She spat out a broken tooth.
That one was for Fatihah the waitress,
hospitalized with broken jaw.
'Camana ko rase Maria? sekarang ko plak jadi mangsa?'
'Pocket? sial kau!! aku bunu...ngh*' she could not
finish her words as another hard swing to her rib.
That was for Azie from the kitchen.
Her siku broke and she had to quit.
the hotel just could not pay for
her paid medical leave.
More and more swing of the hammer
let loose by the pocket. let her rip,
let her feel the pain she so proudly let.

'eh maria! ko ok ker?' her colleague
who dont understand a thing came asking.
Someone came in and must have heard
her crying from the opened door.
No.. i'm not kantul yet,
she just came in,
she didnt see anything.
She didnt see me.
'ko cakap kater ko pening jer sikit...
jangan tengok dia!! kang kantul la mulut
tu darah' pocket warned her.
The punishment is not finished.

'aku ok jer linda.. peningm jer sikit'without even looking
Maria obeyed, she had to, the cold steel
of the hammer was touching her left forehead.
Linda looked puzzle, she looked left and right,
and leave the place.
Sound of foot steps leaving the laundry room.
Pocket checked.. yes, Linda is no longer there.
The door was closed.
This is better.
Cause after this, there will be
the sound of steel breaking bones.

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Remember that last pantun
from the post : 435. OK Dah Abaang.. ??

kinda fit this post too kan?

440. Meretun Ketiga

2011-11-10T12:54:00.003+08:00

pocketeers,
Sambungan dari 439. Meretun Kedua
what do u do when u'r seing something
awesome right infront of u and u are
allowed to anything (Within reason)
...with that thing?
U try it on!

Moto besor!
try naik nak amik feel...
keter cantik!
try duduk sambil pegang pegang stereng
Senapang sniper macho!
amik la belakon mcm nak tembak orang kejap.
awek comel! ......
try sembang je la kot..
within reason kan :D
dah tu takkan nak....
hoi!!

And so pocket tried the invisible cloak,
the material was thick with ornament design
that look like jawi writings on it.
it must be the jampi srapah.
the sleeve was longer with bigger
opening at the end. if the material
on the sleeve is a see through,
this cloak would pass for those
recent bride wedding dress everybody
is in craze about.
the button was awkwardly
normal for something magical
like that.
Big button for big holes.
Top button was up to the nose..

the lower portion was so long dragging
by the floor that the floor sweeper
would be thankful seeing u in it.
Cause u'd be doing his job instead.
Pocket was in amaze as he was wearing
the invisible cloak, the best part was
the hood. It was a hood u often see
movies describing necromancer.
A hood that elevates to the front
till its shadow will cast upon
your face blocking any light
from your eyes.
thus if worn in daylight even.
people cant see your face.
huiyooo!! sikit lagi macam purdah jee!! :D

Completed wearing this,
pocket turned around towards
that big mirror by the wall.
And all he can see was his background.
Since he is the one holding the hammer,
he might as well be the 'Invisible Hammer'
himself... ohh the power

Then the devil came flying by pocket's ear
and start whispering devilish thoughts.
Ohh.. i can do a lot of good in this cloak.
wah, i can be a super hero and help the poor.
i can stalk people more easily with this cloak.
and the final words were....
i can bring justice for the victim,
Hani's sister Maria can have a taste
of her own medicine with me in this robe..

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Macam tu la bisikan 'lalat' tu,
munyiknya macam ikhlas jer,
then.. sedar sedar... dah pun
terlanggar border... ohh

439. Meretun Kedua

2011-11-09T20:49:00.002+08:00

pocketeers, sambungan dari 438.Meretun Pertama
was the dream that vivid?
well no, it was just flashes of scenes
compiled by my sick brain as a story.
The whole 'me-stalkin-in-the-ladies-locker'
was true in my dream, but people coming
in and out changing to their uniform was
a total 'made-up'. Hey i'm allowed to put
some belacan in my sambal right?

After a few hot chicks coming in and out,
Pocket was also entertained by makcik's
from the cleaning and kitchen division
changing to their uniforms or the other
way around. Ohh my eyess!!
it buuuurrrnnnnssss!!!

Well what can he say,
stay the course!!
stay the course!!
Waiting for the 'Invisible Hammer' to appear,
all of a sudden, the door closed and u can
hear footsteps even though there was no one
there.

The heart that never stops thumping
from the beginning of this stalking activity
just starts to thump faster..
oh when will this stop!?
Pocket was trying to make out where was
the foot steps sound originated.
The foot steps seems like wondering around
the locker room, definitely checking out the
area. I bet she'll reveal herself if there was
no one there.

And so she did, a locker miraculously swung
opened and there she was taking off her
Invisible cloak right by pocket's row,
from the reflection of the mirror,
he can see the figure clear enough..
but unlike 'Hani' the QA lady,
she was much shorter,
fair skin with small frame.
The cloak starts to reveal
its owner as soon as she
took it off from her body.
No, the invisible Hammer was not Hani,
she was Hani's little sister. Maria.
An 18 years old girl who just joined in.
she is from the laundry division.

She must be listening to her sister hate
story every night on their way home thus
she's taking action on all the person who
have been hurting Hani lately. Or atleast
that was pocket's theory that is.

Pocket waited. she left.
After confirming she have left the locker area,
pocket went on and picked the lock from the locker.
There it was.. the invisible cloak.
It looked like a baju hujan covering every inch
of your body down to the tumit. The colour was
black with marking of somewhat jawi writing.
Pocket inspected the cloak. He could find
the heavy hammer in the hidden area inside.
ohh so this is the murder weapon...
blood dried up on the metal.

Ohh.. how could u do the thing u do.
some people love with hate in their gut.
and Maria's love got blood all over it.

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we love people and we show it,
some in the most pleasant way we could.
proud of it, taking picture as we should.
some is not so much we can be proud of.
secret we keep even from the one we love.

438. Meretun Pertama

2011-11-08T22:08:00.007+08:00

I had a the most vivid dream last night,

woke up at 4 just to write it.

plot wise, i tot it was nice story line:D

hence the pocket woke up to write it down.

my first draft was a failure,

so does the second one.

here goes the third...

Pocket was waiting for her by the pillars in the

Hotel Staff locker room, it was a bit dark from

where he was standing. His heart pounds like

never before, the fact that he is stalking the

'Invisible Hammer' was one thing,

the fact that this is the girls locker room was another...

oh please let there be no other girls...

'ktap ktap ktap' foot steps!!

Grasping breath.

ohh..

benapas tu jangan bunyi

macam lembu buleh tak?

it was liyana from HR...

ok this girl i wanna watch >:D

After liyana went on with her uniform

changed skipping and happy, as happy

as pocket was all alone in the dark,

pocket is still waiting for the

'Invisible Hammer' lady to appear.

Yes, she will appear, cause pocket saw

the hammer floating out from the

locker room earlier, this time the

'Invisible Hammer' was not careful

enough to cover her hammer from

people's view. And pocket got lucky.

There were incidents lately of ladies being attacked

by an invisible attacker armed with a blunt heavy

weapon. And the hotel staff starts to put on nickname

for the character in the incident.

Hence the Invisible Hammer name.

Lets call her IH after this ok..

Tak larat dah pocket nak taip nama tu selalu.. ohh.

Words were that all the victims were related with

'Hani' from Quality Department, she was a mean lady

who managed to fill the entire 24 storeys building with

people who hate her, even the customers hated her.

But somehow she got an airtight alibi every time the IH strikes.

Basically she got away.. well not this time 'Hani',

cause u're going down! Pocket is here to reveal u..

at least after a few more staff changing to their

uniforms that is...

take your time.. its ok,

we have all day :D

hehehe

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Yes yes pocketeers,

as usual, the pocket have

his quota of words to type daily,

and todays quota is up. Ohh!!

437. Kami Punya la Awal...

2011-11-07T10:09:00.002+08:00

0500am

maktuk woke up early as usual,

she know its the eid adha morning so its

even more earlier then the usual.

no breakfast is needed this morning,

everyone have to eat after the eid prayer.

ohh.. all the cucu and cicit woke up already.

What a fine morning today is...

A God blessed morning without the heavy rains

that have been washing away any desire to go

out and about, leaving us poor soul wrapped in

our blanket to sleep ...even further to the land

of dreams :D

'haaa hampa jangan dok ralit, semayang raya

haji ni kena awai! satgi hampa telepaih aku tak tau!'

(Jangan leka lagi, kena awal.. jangan terlepas)

0745am

..and the cucu which is us, took our bath from

that ridiculously cold kolah of us and put on our

last year baju raya, hey hey, still looks good on

my so why not? :D

its 745... we're still looking for the butang baju.

some of us still brushing our songkok,

'maktuk ada tali dak?' asked the cucu that doesnt

know his way around sampin.

Oh it was hectic, the ladies are preparing their

sarapan and all of us couldnt even touch that

lovely ketupat maktuk was preparing from last night.

adehlaaa...

810am,

'cepat cepat! hampa lambat dah ni! ni sedekah kat masjid na..

nazar aku ni. jangan kat masjid lain pulak.. kat masjid guaq tau!..

sorang lima ringgit, balik satgi beli aih'

(Cepat! dah lewat ni. Korang sedekah utk maktuk ya,

nazar nii. Beli ais balik nanti)

This is a trick pocketeers!!

all she wanted to do was to make sure that the cucu

went to the masjid and not to other place boys could

go to, cause she know.. when it come to nazar...

most of us muslim take it seriously.

its about second to a dying wish.

830am,

all the boys went out finally,

'hampa dok kata pompuan mekap lambat,

hampa pun serupa jugak' was what i can hear

her last mumbling by the door. She went back

to the kitchen to prepare the garnishing on the

mee goreng and to pour in the rendang for the

ketupat. she know, those boys will be hungry

as soon as they reaches home with the ice for

the drinks.

900am,

The boys are back..

'awai nya hampa balik? dan semayang dak tadi?'

(Awalnya balik? sempat tak tadi?)

'daaaaannnnn... kami punya la awai tadi maktuk,

khutbah pun tak start lagi.'

'hummmm... tau dah, hampa tak pi dah la tu..'

'eh.. mana maktuk tau?'

pocket pun heran,

camana maktuk tau yer?

pocketeers??

Ohh...

436. Cuti, sila hati hati..

2011-11-05T11:39:00.004+08:00

Pocketeers,

gambar ni diambil lama dulu,

tak kisah lah.. tp mesejnya sama.

Sekarang ni musim cuti,

sila berhati hati dijalan raya.

SMS sapa tu kak?

Abang, kalau la jadi apa apa,

abang selamat, kakak selamat, adik adik?

Nak kata orang,

sendiri pung entah gini gak nanti...

so student sekalian,

study bebaik...

kawin nanti

beli keter :)

435. Ok daah bang..

2011-11-03T19:30:00.000+08:00

I once worked in a posh indian restaurant,

where the nepalese chef wears high hat,

the crew wears tight skirt and the pay

is much higher.

we came to scan in by 4pm cause dinner serves at 5.

That day the owner's wife came working in too.

Its either she's worried about saturday's night

or she got nothing to do. ohh the great life of those

who are rich. U can choose whether to work..

or not.. wah wah wah!! lemak kamu!!

since the Madam of the floor is in the house,

i worked in a very much faster pace.

Well of course, she's the one who count our

total working hours by the end of the month,

have to show off and kipas a bit la kan.

the cabbage salad ready within the first 15 minute

of the hour, the carrot slice is extra fine today,

u can fit them in the needle hole. and the curry

is ready 15minute before opening.

All spick and Span ready to be served.

'kriiinnggg, kriiinnngggg' the phone rang.

distance talking in polite words.

'kletak' as the sound of the gagang

safely secured on the phone deck,

'Owner nak maaaaiiiii!!!'

shout one of the chef.. adoi! adoi! adoi!!

off we went rushing to the toilet,

clean everything again.

replace the toilet paper and fold it

to the redtangle shape u often found in hotels,

candle! where is the candle!!

Someone is wiping the floor with

cloth using her hands. The label was cleaned.

the rice was checked and then rechecked.

'jangaaan la mantah! jangaaan la mantah'

after everything checked and rechecked.

we sat down with 3 minute to opening.

Some customer was already wondering

around the entrance hoping that we would

let them in. oh no we wont!

with owner on the way,

we need all the extra minute to rest.

'pocket.. semua dah ok kan?'

the owner's wife asked.

'ok dah cik' shortly answered.

'konpom balik ngan chef..

semua dah ok dah kan?'

she starts to tremble, her hand shakes.

her knee was kept together like little

child keeping her wee wee.

'cik... tak per cik.. janganrisau,

semua dah ok dah' i tried to comfort her

'satgi abang mai, tak dak apa lagi yang tak

buat kan..' her lipst was trembling like little girl

about to cry... sucking the

hingus that was not there.

and then she cried. with her lips now

forming the upside down half moon,

she start to cry.

Cried like little baby crying.

with sound that something like

'wahaaaaaaa.. wahaaaaa..

ohee daaaahhhh ahang..

ohee daaahhh' was what she was shouting

out loud. something that i thought sounded

like 'ok dah abang.. ok daah'

the hand gestures freaks me the most,

she was grasping them together like she's

pleading for her life.

somewhat like the hand gesture when u greet

a chinese guy 'GongHeeFatchoy!'

ohh... the chef came hastily from the kitchen,

hold her by the hand and start to comfort her,

hug her, lead her to a chair back in the kitchen.

they were talking to her..

i could not hear them as one of the other chef

was handing me towel to clean the pee left

smeared on the floor.

As disgusting as it is, i did it.

as i was wiping with my hand,

kneeling on the floor... i was thinking

what made her terrified of her husband

so much that she cried like that?

demon oh demon away u be,

let this poor soul alone and happy

we are nothing but weak flesh of soil,

burnt by your blaze that brings the blood to boil.

now human, now human, how far can i be,

when u hold me dear till i cant be free,

practicing what i do till my pride is empty,

of the devil in you that have no pity

434. Jobs

2011-11-03T09:09:00.001+08:00

pocketeers,

thank god i am still working,

well there was no reason for me to quit,

nor there was any threat of me getting fired.

oh wait a minute?

were there?

oi!! jangan bagi orang takut laahh!!

anyway what is your job pocket?

heheh, if anyone would ask me,

i'd say i'm working in a kilang.

then they would start looking down

on me and thought that i'm getting

low pay working shift without any

future.

hey hey.. guess what!!? they are right.

i am working in a section that take care

of the supplier. Lets just say that our

company is making a 'karipap' to supply

to all hillton's hotel all over the world.

I will be the guy who take care of the

quality for the tepung supplier.

is the tepung white enough, light enough,

and a few more criteria people put in a

tepung just to feel good about themself.

whenever the production line complain to me,

'weh!! got lipas in the tepung laahh!!'

then it'll be my ass going to the supplier's

side asking for their weekly extermination

schedule, checking for any lipas in the

production line. all the action one need

to ensure that there is no more lipas,

not even their kuku kaki pun inside the tepung.

the best thing about job is, it changes people.

I realize recently that my job too did changed me.

I'm working in a place where the supplier need

to supply the best quality of part since our

company are paying for it.

and so does my attitude towards that air tebu

vendor even when i'm on my private time going

to drink air tebu by the side of the road.

if there is any abnormality in the air tebu,

i'll be complaining like no one else care.

'ni pakcik, ayaq tebu ni ada habuk ni apahai?

ngan rambut pun ada... cuci ka tak tebu tu

sebelum perah? mintak indication kat atas

tebu tu kejap, ni camana nak tau yang mana

dah cuci, yang mana belum ni??'

gitu gitu.

now if i went to eat nando's and i'm finding the

blood was still there, i'll ask for a replacement.

just because i think its the appropriate thing to do.

because i believe that if they are not informed

of this issues,

your beloved nando's will never improve.

i wont be eating the chicken though cause

i know the guys who were cooking the replacement

chicken will spit their green coated mucus on it ^^ ohh...

(Ok that was a joke, how i wish they're not

spitting in my replacement chicken)

so to u guys who are working or worked before,

any changes in your attitude lately?

Pilot please comment,

Stewardess please comment,

Architect please comment,

SecretRecipe Waitress please comment,

TM Complain-answering-lady please comment,

Celcom HR Lady please comment,

and others too :)

433. Teloq Hang!!

2011-11-01T20:14:00.006+08:00

Farid smiling to himself as he walks home from pasar malam,
today he bought a slightly bigger eggs for the family,
Its nuttin much actually, the usual eggs he bought
for the family is those that sells for 260 per ten pcs.
Today he bought a slightly bigger one. 350per ten pcs.
His son's birthday is around the corner.
Bet this eggs would taste better in cakes.

Today he sold off his cendawan a bit more than usual
hence the extra money for the eggs. He started to notice
the big changes in his life after he quit smoking, extra
cash to buy popia basah for the wife and a whole chicken
instead of the usual half chicken he use to supply to his freezer.

'assalamualaikum'
After a while he heard foot steps stomping
the papan floor squeaking here and there..
'waalaikumsalam, abang dah balik,
awi dok main tunggu abang tadi,
dia tidoq dah. banyak jual ari ni bang?'
'habih! nii haa abang bli teloq'
'la teloq hari tu ada lagi.. eh popiaaa!!'
'heheh' farid is smiling from ear to ear,

he knows his wife Ima luv popia basah..
its nice to see her face shining with
happiness. Even if its just for 3 nights
per week. The pasar malam night
'bagi ima basuh teloq ni dulu sat na'
as ima finishes off washing the eggs,
she let it dry and arranging it nicely
in the eggs compartment inside the fridge.
And then she noticed..

'Eh besaq nya teloq?' the usual eggs falls
right down on the trays floor. This one floats.
'abang bli yg besaq sikit, buleh buat kek untuk awi'
'la selama ni abang duk beli yang kecik saja ka?'
farid hugs his wife from behind as she is
comparing from today's eggs and the one
from last week.

He couldnt face her,
hoping his hug can tell her something.
'hooh' a feeling of shame sinks in,
disgusted with his poverty.
'so selama ni dok kata duit habih,
tapi dok beli teloq murahan,
lebihnya dok simpan buat apa!?
abang duk melencong ke mana?
baik abang cakap!'
she turned around to face him,
one slap to the shoulder
'orang suruh beli teloq..
dok isap rokok lah tu!?
yang abang selalu beli tu berapa?
yang ni berapa? jangan nak tipu ima,
ima tau la! abang isap rokok lagi kan?

loh! kesitu plak?
Have pity for me sayang,
for i am just in love with u,
Forgive me sayang, for these two hands
earns only this much,
Believe in me sayang,
i'll even stop breathing for u,
Have faith in me sayang,
we'll work things out for awi...

...was one of the story a friend told me.
sedih kan.. life is hard people, maybe
not for us, but sure is for others ^^

432. Best 11

2011-10-31T21:57:00.003+08:00

pocketeers,

the last time someone tagged me was like

centuries ago and he/she must have died off to

live in the permanent afterlife already.

ok that was rude for me to say right!?

ok i take that back ^^

anyway, thanks to Mya the lady from this post :

399. HowToFollow Like Dis?

i was tag! waaahhh... well i guess its not

wrong for me to do this once a while :)

so here goes ^^

The Rules:

-No Retagging.

-To clearly state this rules when posting.

-Tag 11 people and link them

-make sure they know (Well of course kan)

-write 11 things about u in the entry.

-answer all the question from your 'tagger'

-produce another 11 questions for the next one

inline to answer.

-this is to know blogger more, and not to

matchmaking people or public profiling :)

11 things about the Pocket.

1)Blood type : A

2)luve milo

3)hate flying regardless of the frequent chance i have.

4)chocolate!! but make it daaaarrrkkkkk...

5)cant say i luv camwhoring, maybe if my body

look like hugh jackman, it'll be different

though. ohhoohoo

6)Rabun, so if u'r waving to me, make sure i

know who u are. or else u'll think i'm sombong.

7)having problem with remembering names.

8)get ticked off easily.

9)my work is effecting my daily life. i'm now a

guy who would complain if there's blood in my

nando's chicken and would insist for a

replacement. ohh..

10)not so good missmatching my baju seluar.

that guy with the long sleeve, cargo half pants

and sports shoe is me.

11)favourite criteria in ladies appearance

would be : short hair (Like previous post

lady), with obvious collar bone wearing long

skirt.

is it too much to ask?

11 question to answer:

1) full Name : albert pocket kuruentulesque

(With the last name pronounced as kuruentuleski)

2) bakat terpendam?: i previously did played the guitar,

not very good though, wanted to play on the street,

but quit the dream as i dont know any original song...

3) what do i like about myself?:

hooh la.. what do i like about myself ya?

4) when and why did u started blogging?:

i started blogging from 2006, why?

well i got some story that i could not tell

anyone on my side. that is why i'm telling it to you :D

5) till when are the pocket going to blog?

i am not sure. but there are saying

'quit when u'r at the top' i guess

i'm still a long way there so ....

6) Blog whatabout?:

well my blog is about ideas and feelings people

kept in their deepest part of their heart.

7) Favourite Blog? : quite a lot!! but if i'm listing

them down, then it'll be unfair for those whom

i forgot to list down.

so best if i leave this one unattended :)

8) la la la la la ...

9) what do i think about Mya's blog?

i am not sure yet, cause i'm still in the

progress of stalking her :) heheheh

10) feelings when tagged? :

relief, oh i got something to post tonite!! :)

11) time taken to reply this tag:

about 3 hours!! cause the housemate kept on bugging me ohh!!

tagging anyone?

hummm... aaaa....

i guess i'll leave this tagging part for someone else to do :)

i'm just the one who do the tag, not the one who's taggin :D

how was your monday

anyway pocketeers?

having fun yet?

431. Gadis Tenggelam Dlm BathTub...

2011-10-31T10:10:00.001+08:00

...kira satu tajuk yang patutnya meletup lah kan...

meletup tak?

AyaqMasak.. i know u hate Avril,

but let me repost something like

this again okeh:)

Pocketeers,

post ni lambat sikit.

actually terhilang dalam folder bertajuk

'DRAFT FOR THE POCKET'

sila layan jugak biarpun lagu ni dah lama ^^

its about that song from Avril Lavigne

with the title 'Wish U were Here'

if the video above is not there... just

search for it in the Youtube okeh :D

o:o7 cantik nya lighting,

back light, rambut terlight up sikit,

amat lah lawa photographic nyer...

lantai pakir!

mana datang nya sumber cahaya

kat dinding belakang kanan tu?

0:43 bunga tu ada kerosene ..

basuh tangan yer sebelum makan.

kang sakit perut lak.

00:21 'shit' tu ada bunyi 'ts' kat ujung

tu kan.. pocket suka itu dalam sebutan

adik ni. (Sebelum ni pun sebut dah pasal

ni disini : 50. EnglishOriented)

0:53, bagi pocket, tali tu kalau longgar

memang la 'seksa', ohhh..:D

1:00 tak yah tarik balik lagi dik..

1:08 dah tarik dah? bila tarik?

1:17 jangan la nangis dik..

kang abang nangis gak kang!

celak tu jahat, sajer je nak

bagi air mata tu obvious lagi kan?

1:30 'we always say, say like it is?'

A flick of the tongue differs

u from a true english pronunciation

and ..well malaysian english.

1:37 alah muncung sikit tu yg tak tahan,

comel la comel, kang abang tampor jugak

kang punya la comel.. huh

'damn! damn! what i'd do to have u here...'

sebutan dia macam buleh dengar dia

habiskan perkataan 'damn' tu ngan

bunyi 'n'... yang ni pocket suka..

2:02 menghempas kan diri ke lantai bagai

merajuk. Macam selalu tengok nii...

lelaki sila cam yer, selain hentak kaki,

ini tanda tanda maksima utk wanita merajuk

okeh :D

2:56 tangan elok elok yang dik taruk tatoo tu

buat apa? tahik lalat lagi orang nak buang,

kamu gi rosakkan kulit indah ciptaan tuhan..

sayang la sayang.. tak?

Message of this post :

1) sila sebut english ngan betulnya, baru lah indah.

2) sila jangan rosakkan kulit yang indah anugerah tuhan.

3) sila pakai celak...comel!!

4) sila muncung kalau merajuk.. comel gak!!

tak der kena mengena kan.. ohh.. monday post.

430. Tengok tudung tu.. comel kan,

2011-10-30T20:30:00.003+08:00

Pocketeers,

soalan mudah,

soalan betul punyer nak tahu.

post pendek.

Camana nak bagi tau cik adik

kita yang kita suka pompuan

berambut gini gitu,

(i want to put a picture of the

girl with the 'head' i love but

if she's reading this then it'll

look like i'm meng'gatal'ing)

Compare ngan kakak ni kira gatal tak?

or kita ada fetish sikit

ngan pompuan berskirt

panjang gini gitu,

or kita suka sidia yang

bertudung gini gitu.

the worst was,

kita suka awek yg berwajah

anak mami gini gitu.

Tanpa berbunyi bagai membandingkan.

Tanpa berbunyi bagai,

'Kalau kamu tak wat rambut gini,

aku mungkin akan berpikir dua kali

tentang hubungan kita'.

Tanpa berbunyi macam gatal.

Pasal memang tak pun..

Come what may,

kamu nak berrambut panjang sampai

ke tulang sulbi pun.. pocket tak kisah.

Cuma..

Pocket nyer taste would be like this.

And i would like u to know dat.

lets try out..

if it happen to be nice on u,

why not make it permanent?

But let me assure u,

that even if u dont make it permanent,

i wont be going out there trying

my luck on somebody else.

am loving u just the way u are,

of course!!

u know me..

right?

...

do you?

u dont?

ohh..

anyway that is not the case here.

how do u tell your spouse that

u would like to see him in a round neck instead of a v neck,

that i would like to see her in long skirt once in a while.

without sounding too harsh or too comparing.

how ya pocketeers?

429. Thunder! Thunder! ThunderKeeetttt

2011-10-29T19:22:00.001+08:00

'eh.. tapi Ima bukan dah tunang dah ker?'
'daahh, tapi tak jaddiiiii' dengan suara manja
macam frust dihiasi dengan bibir muncung macam
nak sedut siput sedut jer dia menjawab.
'lah kenapa plak?' Pocket ni kalau pasal orang
tak jadi ker.. pasal putus ngan BF ker,
memang lah ada lektrik sikit,
asyik nak tahuuuu jer..
macam pompuan kan :)
'entah lah, betunang 2 tahun pun
tapi dia macam tak nak usaha pun
nak bagi jadi, duit tak terkumpul pun.
nak kata gaduh selalu pun tak jugak
tapi terasa macam dah takleh teruskan
jer ngan dia, dia macam tak der
wawasan jer, tak der usaha'
tanpa bertentang mata dia explain.
sedih agak nya, terkilan agaknya..

jadi begitulah pocketeers,
syndrom tunangan orang.
bila dah tunang tu si abang terasa
macam dah booking si adik ni,
terus tak der usaha dah,
nak takutkan tekanan dari family?
kalau cik abang yang muda iyer lah,
Maybe Cik Abang tu takutkan mak bapak lagi,
kalau CikAbang nyer tu dah 35..
saper nak kacau kacau lagi?
perli perli masa makan nasik
gitu gitu jer laa kan..
Family banyak bunyik sangat?
Dia tak balik terus umah mak bapak..
laagi senang.
(pocket ada real life contoh,
tunang sampai 6 tahun.. tak kawin kawin,
tak der wit? dok gi jalan jalan sampai
bankok singapore tawau kemunting dah..)

so.. acaner nak wat? cik adik sekalian..
mari kita wat standard dimasa depan untuk
bertunang, tunangan kilat jer semua.
masa masuk meminang tu,
kad jemputan kenduri dah siap,
'Err mintak sila yer.. 14hb depan'
catering dah booking dah,
Tarikh pun dah tetap!! :)
baru la tak jadi kes macam diatas.
buang masa si pompuan jer, kesiaaan mereka
CEO selkom nak masuk meminang pun tak leh,
pasal orang kampung dok warning..
'tunangan orang tuuuu' walhal
tunggu dua tiga tahun tak jadi gak pon..

wahai cik adik sekalian.
tak rasa rugi ker?
sila bertunang kilat okeh :)
laki nak kumpul duit selepas tunang?
tak der nyer.. 2 out of 10 maybe ?
tapi kalau syarat nyer..
'tak der wit,tak der la tunang'
so anyone buleh antar tepak sirih
dan lepas akad buleh masuk dlm 'THE LIST'
of mereka yang buleh 'GOROGORO' atas tilam
Cik Adik.
(Gorogoro adalah perkataan jepun
untuk golek golek malas okeh!!
jangan pikir benda lain)

sure CikAbang panic.
Citibank punyer personal loan berapa peratus yer?
RM30K kalu 10 tahun, berapa ringgit sebulan tuu?

428. Gaji, Baby Dan Piano

2011-10-29T13:40:00.004+08:00

ari ni sabtu,

pocket keja.

ohh..

dari orang yg tak der keja.

atleast pocket ader la gak keja kan.

kira bersyukur.

Housemate dok gila nak belajar main piano.

ohh.. samaada pocket akan pening tak leh

nak tido pas ni.. or tak pasal pasal pocket

plak yang pandai main piano..

balik kang beli headphone jom.

HEMY baru dapat baby.. congratulation bro.

moga baby ko sihat dan membesar lebih maju

dari kita semua dan harapnya pocket buleh

merasa angin angin kemajuan tersebut 40 tahun nanti..

(Iyer la kan kalau dia jadi menteri or alim

ulamak yang berpengaruh, sure pocket buleh

merasa bukan setakat angin.. malah tanah

batu ngan kayu lagi .. inshaAllaaahhhh)

tu pun kalau pocket idup lagi sampai 2051

tuu. aduhai.

kata orang, lelaki lelaki yang banyak

ber'main' dizaman bujangnya akan

dianugerahkan anak pompuan sebagai anak

sulung, kira tuhan bagi adil la. dulu ko

bagi bapak cik adik nu risau, bapak cik adik

ni susah atii.. sekarang ni merasa la kamu.

HEMY, kamu dapat baby boy kan.

kira kamu memang tak 'main' sangat lah dulu

so kalau tak nak benda ni jadi betul,

sila ber'main' ngan cik adik yang ber'single

mother' sahajer yer..

(Mengarut jer pocket nih)

turned out gaji memang masuk awal,

utk mereka yg nak Deepavali katanya..

masaalah nii, gaji yang ciput ni nak ku

sebarkan ke 38 hari untuk november.

aidil adha lagi..

birthday someone lagi..

ada yang kecundang awal nih..

kedit kad oh kedit kad...

-Tahukah kamu kedit kad buleh beli cash?

-tahukah kamu nak isi minyak motor

pun buleh pakai kedit kad?

-tahukah kamu, orang semekin cam pocket

ni bila tiba 20hb, kitorang lagi mengebat.

makan mesti kat nando's ker.. pizza hut ker..

kenapa? kat situ buleh kedit kad :_)

okeh sudah lah pocketeers,

sesekali bagi pocket random post jgak yer :)

apa kata komen pun yang random random jgak.

meh kita tengok siapa lagi random ^^

427. Ke Singapore Daaahhh..

2011-10-28T11:57:00.002+08:00

'hellooo.. ni rumah cik Farid ker?'

'iyer ni rumah farid, farid gi surau,

kak loonnnggg! tolong check kan ikan kejap,

kang hangit plak ikan mak tuu!! eheh sorry..

tengah masak' apologize the lady of the house.

cant blame her. A housewife is a multitasking

carrier that requires one to possess agility,

fast thinking and a very loud voice.

'Boleh saya tau siapa cakap nii?'

'err, saya ni adik nya kepada cik farid,

kami dah lama tak kontek, sayer dapat

fon no ni pun selepas stalking FB cik farid

sekeluarga.. dia mungkin tak bagi tau kat

kakak pasal saya, dia sedih ngan keputusan

ayah 20 tahun lalu, terus dia merajuk lari,

tak per.. sayer nak bagi tau kater.. sayer ni

adik kepada farid,

nombor kad pengenalan dia xxx xx xxx,

dia ada parut kat bawah ketiak kena cucuk

ngan tunggul rambutan masa kecik, bla bla..'

and he spills all the other details only a dear

brother would know. Proof to convince the

person in the end of the other line that this

is the real thing. that this is not some

panggilan hangit, or any of those calls to

promote insurance policy.

Farid's wife just kept the conversation going

by nodding and making that noise when u nod..

'uhuh.. ahah, iyer ker? eh betul betul.'

'so sayer nak bagi tau kat kak, ayah sakit tenat,

macam dah nak unplug dah. tolong la mintak abang balik,

yang lepas tu sudah lah, kami just nak bagi ayah

boleh nampak abang one last time jer..

tolong lah balik..'

'ok ok, kakak bagitau yer.. '

the call ended with a hope.

A hope that the brother would

get the message . she sounded

symphatize enough.

surely she'd understand,

this is a dying man request

after an hour, ayah condition is getting stable,

although everyone knows it already its just a

matter of time. The Mother thought it is time

to call his eldest son again.

'laaa.. hang dok makan nasik lagi! pi talipon

abang hang nuh! kot dia dah balik dah kot

lepaih maghrib'

'uhukk uhukkk, hat ya baba,

uhuk.. nak telan sat!!'

truuuutttt..

'hallooo..'

'hello, boleh saya cakap dengan encik farid?'

'bapak nggak ada dirumah,

baruu bentar tadi bapak sekeluarga keluar.

'Keluar kemana tu mbak?'

ohh.. let it be he is coming home..

'katanya ke singapore, bercuti..'

'oh begitu ya mbak, tak apa lah, terimakasih ya'

Kesian ayah..

kesiaaan ayah...

Adalah cerita ego yang pocket ada.

Farid dlm citer ni bukan abang pocket,

tp abang kepada seseoang yg pocket kenal..

EGO patut padan yerr ..^^

426. EGO

2011-10-27T19:04:00.001+08:00

Pocketeers,

Apa tu ego?

Pocket rase ramai yang tak tahu

maksud sebenar perkataan EGo,

sampai pernah dgr citer kater ada

anak ni dok bising nak balik umah

biarpun mak nyer halau...

pun dikatakan ego. silap koot :)

mari kita cuba pahamkan nya,

dan buat definasi sendiri :)

Pocket pun tak tahu sangat soo...

Definasi EGO bagi pocket,

Adalah keputusan yang bercanggah dengan

kehendak diri sendiri dijunjung biarpun

tindakan yang disusuli merugikan diri

sendiri.

Contoh mudah:

Pocket suka milo. (Kehendak)

Tapi pasal pocket pernah hina lelaki

semekin kater milo utk orang semekin jer,

(Tak baik tau hina hina orang.. adik adik

jangan buat!) orang kaya minum hot chocolate,

pocket tak minum milo lagi... (Keputusan)

Malah pocket maki sesapa yg minum milo

(Junjungan)

Biarpun sesekali pocket terpaksa curi curi

minum milo bawah tangga, sebab gian tapi

tak leh minum kat gerai, kang malu lah orang

tengok kan..(Tindakan yang makan diri sendiri)

buleh pakai tak?

Contoh kurang mudah:

Sebenarnya pocket suka kamu. (kehendak)

Tapi malu dengan kengkawan punya pasal,

pocket mengaku tak suka kamu. (keputusan)

Orang semua suruh ngaku jer, diorang tak kisah

puun, pocket jer yang amik pusing telebih.

Tapi sebab nak buktikan yg pocket

tak suka kan kamu, (Junjungan)

pocket gi dating ngan orang lain.

(Tindakan yg makan diri sendiri)

EGO ker nii?

ego lah kot.. kamu rasa?

Contoh cerita ego yang cukup pendek

nak dimuatkan dlm ruang komen?

Silakan pocketeers :)

425. ThenWhat?

2011-10-26T19:34:00.005+08:00

...? ker pocket pung tak tahu,

Lepas Wordless Wednesday apo yer?

anyway.. ni abih spontan lah ni,

tak der spell check pun (Macam la selama ni ada pun)

pocketeers,

Online, buka blog..

check orang comment ngan senyuman menguntum,

reply memana yg patut n check bloglist.

buka bloglist dan bertandang ke blog yg disukai,

baca n komen ... (Baca okeh, jangan main scan for keyword jer n komen.. tak baik ^^)

then blog list pun dah check, komen pun sudah,

nak buat apa lagi?

post baru pun sudah, nak buat apa lagi?

BlogWalking?

camana tu? tengok kat kengkawan kita punyer komentator,

yg mana icon nyer comel sikit, kita click.

heheheh dah tu nak wat camana? nak baca komen orang?

baca post pun dah makan masa dah... ada masa pung sejam jer ni :(

then?

check komen sendiri kat blog yg previously kita komen?

then pocket rekomen, kalau ada ruang lg nak komen.

hummmm.. pas ni nak join pertandingan plak lah :)

nuffnang nyer pertandingan ker... kot kot dpt LCD tv heheheh

pocketeers sekalian camana?

424. Makan Berhidang Bertajuk

2011-10-25T19:32:00.000+08:00

Pocketeers,

Previously i did write a post dat was describing

blogging like serving a dish on the table,

387. MakanBerhidang

here we go pocketeers, its the same ayam

masak merah all over again but with a different

question to it.

Pocketeers, when we serve our dishes, we do put

the sign up and high right? thanks to the

system of our dish serving, people can see the

dishes name in their bloglist. how we thank

technology for that right? now come the strategy

that was done by writer of metro,

the paper u bought early morning.

We write the title 'BIG'!!

Rendang Rozita CheWan

BigBall Bolognaise

Kueh Batang Cantik (Bukan batang buruk)

waaahhh.. people can really write the title

nicely kan :)

i however find it 'jahat' to write an exploding

title without the content that actually

explodes, like writing an artist name but

actually putting someone elses faces wearing

the same baju as the artist from some movie,

or ...

'bertandang ke rumah michelle yeoh'

but the content was just some picture of the

blogger posing infront of her house,

with the guard giving their fierce look.

'get away!! this is a private property!'

Now now i'm not saying anyone in particular,

but this is the only form of 'exploding' title

with a 'nuttin-much' content i could have think off...

(If i ever did hit someone, sorry bebanyak yer,

betul punyer pocket tak tahu sesapa yg wat gini

or bermaksud nak perli ker aper..)

but then again it doesnt have to be about the

rich and famous world only. A lot more 'exploding'

title that one can actually put,

with the 'nuttin-much' content.

like 'lucah' tajuk..

like sensitive title

and many more...

Now here was my attempt of being 'jahat' previously.

The title was not that much of an 'exploding-title'

but just a 'pop' sound like when u pull out the cork

from the wine bottle.

Pop!!

277. Pocket menjadi saksi : Ibu buang baby

227. K0ngkek!!

and apparently i could not find the third one that

made the same sound. Ohh..

i'd say its quite frustrating when i was lured

to a blog with a tittle about RealSteel movie review,

but it was actually filled with pictures of 5year old kids

hitting each other in the lawn with their cute faces.

Not that i actually found this, but this is the best

example i could think of.

hey hey, pocketeers who are very much better blogger

then i am, what do u think?

'Exploding' tajuk...

can we call it deceiving?

or is it just a matter of good writing?

423. TigaEkorGagak...

2011-10-25T00:22:00.005+08:00

Pocketeers,

Pagi tadi pocket lambat sikit bangun,

nak kata macam biasa kang rakan rakan

sekalian akan kata pocket memang lelaki

yg tak leh diharap selalu bangun lambat

la plak so baik jer la pocket cakap kater

'in a rare occasion, i was late today..

blame it on my housemate who insisted

for me to join them watching Transformers3

all over again the night before'

Diam! pocket masih lagi berpendapat bahawa

sentinel ngan megatron adalah patriot dan

optimus adalah pembelot. read it more here :

355. HailMegatron..

Kembali kepada cerita pocket lambat.

Entah kenapa 12 lampu trafik sepanjang perjalanan

semua ijau! pocket tak perlu melajukan diri pung ari ni,

just bawak jer ngan kelajuan maximum which is 60km/j

dan masih sempat sampai ngan 2 minit untuk nak menari

depan scan machine tu :)

Aku sempaaaattt... Aku sempaaaatttt...

Gitu gitu,

Jadi terpikir lah lelaki ini, adakah lampu ijau ni

bermaksud sesuatu? ari ni nak dapat benda besh ker?

gaji masuk awal sikit hanya utk pocket yang kononnya

rajin berkerja ni?

Yes, pocket menanti sampai ke hujung hari dan satu satunya

benda yang berbeza sikit berlaku kat pocket ari ni adalah

si awek yg selama ni pocket ingat minat kan pocket,

dok call pocket happy happy, sedih pun ada...

kekadang tu dok sembang lama lama,

sebenarnya nak iklan kan product kurus. ohh!!

Orang zaman dulu kan, semuanya ada makna.

Burung balik kenyang tu tandanya dah nak maghrib,

buleh la buat khemah n start kan api tuu..

bewak melintas kat depan tu sial maksudnya,

sila lah baca sikit jampi serapah setakat mana yg ada.

n tengah dok masak, dok tak dok periuk porselin

kita tu buleh retak.. sila lah talipon anak yg ada kat skolah,

suruh tunggu, 'abah gi amik tau! abah gi amik!!'

mungkin juga faktor animinisma yang tebal dikalangan

orang tua kita, tapi diorang percaya, percaya sampai

yang kebetulan dikatakan kebenaran, yang tahyul jadi fakta,

yang tak der.. jadi ader!!

maa tak per lah, tu zaman tak leh tangkap gambar bertiga,

anyway...sebagai self motivation untuk kita

kita dizaman menanti kiamat ni, apa kata kita

percaya bebenda tahyul tu dari segi positif,

apo pun positif..

-tak leh nak kunci pintu pagar..

report ari ni mudah lah nii..

-ada gagak tiga ekor?

ari ni aku audit, buleh meratah supplier nii..

-tetengah jalan biasa nak ke tpt keja ada

dahan patah jatuh bebetul masa pocket nak lalu.

nak dapat wit claim ari tuu nii, cantik!!

tgh wit tak der nak raya camana kan?

-gatal tangan kanan, nak masuk wit nii,

-gatal tangan kiri, nak masuk wit gak nii,

moga ari ari kamu yang rasa tak besh tu

buleh diteruskan sampai ke petang,

jangan jatuh ditengah ari, kalau pocket yg jatuh,

orang tak angkat. orang golek jer..

pasal idup ni tak senang, tak senang sayang.

kuperlukan janji janji, biarpun fantasi,

biarpun tak sampai sampai setelah ku nanti,

hanya sekadar harapan yang terus mendegupkan jantung ni,

Ohh..

so ari ni 12 traffic light suma ijau beb!

traffic dlm blog pocket pun mencecah 120 unique ker haa?

humm hummmm.. (Baru 120 unique? hek enneeeee)

422. SapaMakanCili....

2011-10-23T19:41:00.005+08:00

.Pocketeers,

its been a lot of rain lately,

during this rain, my motorcycle seems to be less and less

useful day by day. ohh.. kena beli keter lah gini.

anyway, bebaru ni pocket ada post pasal stalker, 414. Profail

dan sebagai gula dalam post pocket, gambar bebarang

yang pocket beli ditaruk untuk diprofail,

terimakasih untuk profile pocket,

seriously ada sesetengah nyer mengejutkan pocket

dengan ketepatan tekaan kamu :) yg mana satu?

nanti lah pocket bagitahu .

Jue dari 'Let The Blog Do The Talking, Aight!'

ada komen pasal makanan pedas. Come to think

of it kan, kita ni memang tak leh makan kalau tak der

elemen pedas kan. Cuba sebut, lauk apa yg kita makan

masa lunch yg tak pedas? ikan goreng kunyit?

teman dia tetap jgak sambal belashan :) pedas jgak tu.

Sayur toge? ader ker orang makan nasik ngan sayur

tu jer? plus! ada gak cili besar sekeping dua.. tak rasa! tak rasa!

If ever pocket dapat penyakit yg tak leh makan

langsung pedas... mahu kurus kering jadik nya nanti.

punya tak dak selera :)

(Eh! that is an idea!! mari kita jangan makan pedas

sampai new year. kot buleh ensem sikit, lagi gmort

makan KFC tetiap ari ado lah)

so introducing, teman dikala tiada sambal belachan,

teman nak ditabur atas maggi kari,

sila cari kat Tesco or Giant or Kafu... rasanya ada dijual

kat bahagian makanan bebotol, sekali ngan cendawan

dlm tin dan juga luncheon dalam tin.(Eh tak!! tak!! takk!!!)

Pedasnya ? pedas yang sedap, dulu pedas sikit,

sekarang ni pcket tak rasa pedas sangat dah, mungkin

lidah ni dah jadi lidah tebal dah kot. lidah bewok.

tp dulu masa memula diperkenalkan ngan product ni,

dok rasa pedas yang amat dah. sesapa yg jumpa product

ni, sila beli dan test. kalau kamu kata product ni pedas

yang amat, maka pocket dah sampai tahap dewa dalam

makanan pedas.. pas ni mari menuntut lagi ilmu ke tahap

yang lebih tinggi, super saiya level kakaroct! bezita jaga kamu!!

heheheh,

yes, i know.. post yang mudah lagi enteng,

pas ni nak taruk lagi persoalan persoalan serious,

so kita cuti lah dulu yer heheheh...

pocketeers!! happy cuti yer :)

makan maruku tu jangan banyak sangat ^^ dehydrated nanti

421. AyatAyat Lama

2011-10-22T09:27:00.002+08:00

Ohh pocketeers,

it was a long and long storyline with the word

'bersambung' that was starting to annoy people kan :)

sorry, this is not the sinetron ^^

so to ease your mind off things in this

lovely weekend. here are some of the quote

engraved in my mind.

Definitely used it in my comment or my post,

just thought would be nice to share it again.

So that i wont forget.

1) Being in luv with a man

is like keeping a dog.

let him loose, let him run,

he'll come back by the end

of the day to sit by your porch.

loyal and happy, tail wiggling. :D

If u tie him down

or keep him in the

cage, he'll bite the

hand that feed.

he'll try to get

away..

and if he succeed.

he might never come back.

2) Being with someone is like owning the car,

the commitment the money involved.

Yes you will end up owning the best car fit for u.

but hear this, even if u were driving your car,

the cute MyVi or some savvy looking mini cooper :)

u still be looking at the BMW or Wira that

is parked by your side. just to look at that

nice circuit, bumper, spoiler, tinted, leather cover.

no no u'r not going to touch or test drive the BMW,

u're just looking at it in awe of its beauty.

no harm done kan?

(Found the actual post : Cars <- it was so long ago,

about 500post before!! waahh how time flies kan)

3) satu tahu, itu rahsia,

dua tahu, itu gossip,

tiga tahu, itu kabar angin,

empat tahu, itu pengetahuan am.

lima tahu, well u might as well as

announce it in the 8o'clock news.

so dont ever let your secret be known to

more then one person. and that one person is u.

okeh :)

happy weekend pocketeers, drink a lot of fluid,

dont forget the sayur. it'll be a heck of a next week

to swim our ass into :)

420. Final Grave Digging

2011-10-21T20:42:00.002+08:00

Pocketeers,
Sambungan dari : 419. GraveDigger4
yang sambung dari : 418. GraveDigger3
yang sebelumnya tu: 417.GraveDigger2
yang bermula dari : 416. GraveDigger...

The itik and ayam talked till the time
come for the itik to prep for the next
customer. Farid signal the time by knocking
on his wrist a few time and she understood.
Both of them properly get dressed and leave
the room that holds their secret.

Farid gave her 500baht for her time.
It was his fault for not realizing.
SHe was the victim. Daily target not secured.
It seems like she's targetting 5-8 customer
pernight, Farid was her second.

They got out of the room and went to the
counter where Farid suppose to wait for the
boss. To his amazement, all the other boss
were already there waiting for him,
they start to teas him as he was the
latest one coming out of the room. 'Two time ka!!?'
The lady just smiled keeping the secret
all for herself.
Farid did explained to them saying that
nothing happened, that he thought it was
the actual body tweaking massage, that he
did nothing but just talked.
'yer lah yer lah, kami tahu, kami pun sembang
jer tadii heheh' was their reply in their
broken english laughing histerically in the end
ohh how uncomfortable the feeling was..
not only the uncomfortable vibe from the bosses reply
but also from his unwashed body with the foreign
sabun starting to itch here and there. They left
the place with Farid waving his hand at the scrambler
lady wishing never to see her again.

............................End..................................................

There u go pocketeers,
I know its hard to believe but that was the
story from someone whom i know quite well.
whom i knew his juvy record and cases with the ladies,
i trust him, and his last answer kinda make me trust
him even more. listen.

I did asked, 'at first u didnt realize that u were going
to that place, OK fine, so u were tricked to go there.
But now that u are already there, what kept u from
actually doing the dosa-besar?'

His reply was nice.
'Those junk mail people kept on distributing
that shows picture of Aids victim and
Sex transmitted Disease did make me fear her.'
'ooooooo' unnoticingly i opened my mouth in awe.

'Fear to god and kursus kahwin lah kot pocket'
was the answer that i wanted to clap my hand and
hold his hand up high like u'r announcing a winner
from a boxing match.
'waah farid.. u are really something' i said.
dont u agree with me too pocketeers?
A strong guy like him are very hard to find...
although i wish that i will never be tested
the way god tested him. i still envy him.
cause i dont think i can top that.
.
.
.
he kept his silence for a while, looking into nothingness
like trying to picture something in his head. and he said...
'and of course, the scrambler lady is very much the cause,
if it was someone who look like lisa surihani, it would be a
totally different story altogether pocket.'
'ooiihh!!'

baru jer puji .. tarik balikk!! tarik balikk!!^^

419. GraveDigger4

2011-10-21T09:03:00.003+08:00

Pocketeers,...

Sambungan dari : 418. GraveDigger3

yang sebelum tu : 417. GraveDigger2

yang asalnya dari: 416. Gravedigger...

...quickly wearing it regardless of the sabun

was still not fully washed away from his skin.

'aaaah suddah!'

The scrambler lady is now in her bathrobe

sitting on the tilam, clueless. she thought

she could do her job and get the money like

always, its usually not this difficult.

Everyone who's stepping their filthy shoes

inside the front door is with the same

purpose. well apparently for Farid it is

different.

After farid got fully dressed, he sat on the

scrambler lady's side. explaining how stupid

he was for not realizing what he's getting

himself into. He suggested to the scrambler

lady that it is better for him to wait near

the counter instead but the lady stopped him,

begging him to wait a while more.

Seems like there was some kind of dignity

to be kept as no customer leave the room 15minute

after registration.

And so farid stayed.

To keep the attention off the lady who are still

very much sexy (Bathrobe remember?)

Farid was looking at the basket the lady brought in,

it was filled with lotion and 'protection kit'.

Farid picked up one lotion and ask in the most

simplest english 'who buy?'

'i buy' was her reply, the frustration was still

visible in her intonation, 'all i buy! 800 baht!'

'ok ok.. jangan la marah.. yer'

'and if u want drinks, i buy! this place rule u know!'

and the conversation continues with itik talking

to ayam in dogs language. ohh..

but farid understood,

that life is not easy.

not easy at all.

Scrambler lady use to be a petani, growing crops

and selling em in the market, It doesnt pay well

for her family so he came down to the city for

the promise of the 'good life' but life in the city

itself dries off her income from her day job till

there's too less of money to send to her son.

A friend introduced her to the 'night life'

All started with the innocent dirty dancing

inside the glass room. The whole thing escalated

so fast, the next thing she realizes was here she is

talking to farid in the room for 'massage'

She have to prepare all the material to please

her customer, she even have to pay to the massage

parlour just to stay there working.

she was early today, if she was late from her day job,

which was a shoe selling shop. she have to do 'this'

job outside. According to her, it is far harder

to get customer outside the parlour, as more customer

prefer the 'ladies' inside the parlour.

Their health was 'supposedly' more secured.

The itik and ayam talked till the time come for the itik

to prep for the next customer. That is if anyone would

prefer a lady with hands as big as a male biceps.

.......................Bersambung...........

418. GraveDigger3

2011-10-20T19:39:00.005+08:00

Sambungan dari the second story here : 417. GraveDigger2

and the First one here : 416.GraveDigger...

Hearing her number called by Farid, the

lady quickly stood up and approaches him.

As any other thai lady would greet people,

she bow her head with her hands put together

saying something inaudible.

'This way sir' the lady told farid, 'Oh u know english?'

Farid asked. 'Little Little' showing finger sign

like trying to pinch a bit of salt while cooking.

Farid was led upstair to this room with the light

fairly lit. There was a tilam on a katil placed

in one corner of the little room right infront of

the door, a wet corner for taking showers

with only plastic drapes hanged to prevent the

water from drenching the carpet outside.

The lady guided Farid inside the room, showed

him where to place his baju, and signed him to

take a shower first before the massage session starts.

She left him for his privacy and Farid did what

he was told, he took off his stinking baju that

he wore from the morning and start to take his shower.

It was hot water and Farid was enjoying himself

applying the freshly unwrapped foreign sabun

that he found from the bath corner all over his

body.

He was kinda lost in his own shower,

enjoying the water came pouring on his

body all so nicely. It was after he started

to rub his face with the cheap sabun that

he felt fingers touching him from behind.

'oiihh!!' startled farid shouted and with his

face full with sabun, he turned around to see who

was the person celaka enough to touch him when

he is naked taking his bath. His left hand covering

the private part and his right hand was held upright

trying to push away whomever it was touching him.

With the poor visibility from the sabun, his hand

touched the person who came in disturbing him.

Oh no!! It was soft.

'Sorry Sorry' an apologizing voice did not eased

the tense. Even made Farid to panic away and quickly

took some water to clean the sabun from his face.

'apo nii!!' bantai cakap melayu trus.

As his eyes able to open properly, he saw the

scene he wish he never had the chance to see.

The scrambler lady all naked standing in front

of him putting her hands together apologizing.

kalau cute tak per gak,

'No! No! No need! No need!' he gestured

the lady to wear her bathrobe again.

and as she turned away to wear her bathrobe,

Farid 'mencapai' baju tidor yang tersangkut di dinding

and quickly wearing it regardless of the sabun

was still not fully washed away from his skin.

'aaaah suddah!'

Ohh farid... what were u expecting?

........................................Bersambung........

after the story finished,

I did asked Farid,

what were u thinking?

U honestly thought it was a standard

massage parlour that would bend

your hips and pull your back or something?

his answer was as honest and naive as he is,

'Yes!'

417. GraveDigger2

2011-10-20T09:16:00.003+08:00

Pocketeers,

here i am trying to finish this story faster then the usual tempo.

Sambungan dari : 416.GraveDigger...

he just kept on saying ok and smile.

They walked their lazy perut off through

the alley of bankok until they reached the

massage parlour at the end of one dark road,

step inside and there was a counter with

an old lady behind it watching some tv show.

the front desk was full with vanilla scent and

some foreign ointment fragrance.

One of the bosses know how to talk in thai

requested the service for his friends.

4 japanese and one malay. After a few of

'cai mai kap, nong kap, mai dai mai dai'

in thai language which seems like price

negotiation. The boss asked him to pay up

300 baht. And so farid paid.

'ok ok farid, u pick first!' the boss instructed.

Farid being the naive guy he is, lead the group into

this room where about 15 to 20 girls sitting on

seats like u'r watching football in the stadium.

10 on the front row, the others at the back row.

All of the massuse puts their hand together and bow in a

very gentle manner. Farid being the guy who wanted

to get his leg bent and his spine step upon thought that

he should get the largest lady with muscular hand.

A lady that look like she came to work on a

scrambler motorcycle got his attention.

I actually dont know the proper name for that

motorcycle, the one charlie's angels ride in the

second sequel where Pink did her special appearance.

But in kampung, we call it as the 'motor-scrambler'

With a bit of jongang teeth up front,

long hair fit with her tall appearance.

her biseps was not as big as schwarnegger's,

but comparing to ladies on the same rows,

hers was the biggest.

'Oh this is my lucky day,

i get to choose the best massuse'

he thought. 'Number 47!' he ended

the other's misery by choosing his massuse.

As soon as he declared his number, the bosses

went on and shout out their choice of numbers.

'24!'

'9!'

'17!' like kids telling their father their choice of

icecream for the day. aa nak itu! nak itu!!

'22 and 13!' ohh!! what is this with two massuse!?

oh let him be, he got money. one to massage his leg,

while another to massage his head maybe.

Farid was happy enough with

his choice. The best one there is.

Scrambler Lady.

........................................Bersambung..................

Adeh la fariiidd... adehlaa...

choose pocketeers choose but choose base on the requirement.

u wanna ride bicycle in the highway, choose the best one there is.

dont buy the dirt bike okeh... that is for the 'Off Road' :D

Adeh la fariiidd... adehlaa... tak dapek den nak nolong