278. Bercakaplah Benar Biarpun Pahit...

...Puuuuiiii!!!
A person once did said this to me,
but i totally dont believe it..
well to a person who dont believe in love...
how can u expect him to believe in the truth right? heheh,
yes yes i know..
u guys starting to hit the table shouting
'your honour!! objection!!'
but hear me out first, ok?
betcha its worth the argument.

a wife worked all day to produce a bendi masak kicap
and ikan keli goreng with sambal belachan.
The husband came back from work hungry,
cant wait at the table to eat. The wife look patiently to
find any smile from the husband face while he was
shoving the food into the hole there.
She then asked.. 'sedap tak?'
brief but with full hope a positive comment.

And his answer was 'tak' short and brief is
enough to bring the south pole coldness into
your dining table..

oh!! dont even think of improvising bro...
'tak sedap langsung! tawaq hebiaq jilat jalan tat
pun ada perasa sikit kot masin masin taik anjin..
hang tau, ada teknologi tu nama dia garam,
tak pun "secukup Rasa" yang orang taboq ataih lauk
nak bagi orang lalu sikit nak makan'
owh! no no no bro.. dont improvise like that,
its better to say
'put some racun tikus in my dinner tomorrow honey'
cause that is what she's thinking if u ever dare to do so,
heheheh

Yes, bercakap la benar biarpun pahit,
but dont expect any dinner no more after dat bro..
cause u wont be getting any.
'Pencuci mulut' pun mungkin tidak :D

Nothing positive will come from telling the truth,
i'm telling u i love u, and u keep the distance.
i'm telling u i hate u, but u think i'm joking, u kept on coming.

tell me, when was it that truth brings positive to u?
definitely not when the police was asking
'bawak laju kot tadi? nampak lampu merah tak tadi?'
interviews? flirting? chit chatting with the boss?
Chit chatting with fellow colleague who would stab
your back any moment u take your eyes off the knife.

then tell me, when?